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Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2006
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www.myspace.com
#61
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rob?
You: rob is that you?
Stranger: No. This is Patrick.
You: dammit!
You: fuck!
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Jul 24, 2008
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#62
It's 4chan's "open board." More or less anything weird/funny you have seen on the internet starts there.

They call themselves /b/tards because the image boards are /a/, /b/, etc and /b/ is the open one where anything goes.

I've seen a lot of funny shit on there and also a lot of shit I wish I never saw lol.
Mr Hands
 

Doxx

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
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strivin.com
#63
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SYN
You: TITS OR GTFO!
Stranger: do manboobs count?
You: FAT FUCK
Stranger: do you have a lack of selfconfidence?
You: HUMAN ASS DOG COULD BLESS YOU.
Stranger: i prefer not to have an ass dogg... but if that's your way then I don't judge you
You: YOU THE COPS?
Stranger: no, i'm from MIB
You: I'M FROM HAD
Stranger: I control the flow of aliens to earth
You: YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR OWN TIDDIES CHUBBY
Stranger: I can control this conversation, I have an cut switch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Feb 7, 2006
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#65
Fuck you nuttkase, im on this shit tuff now lol.


You: How do you do?
Stranger: Who are you? I'm David
You: I'm Bandaloria
Stranger: I don't believe it!
You: Yeah I'm half Thai Half Mordorian
Stranger: Are you fukken kidding?
You: No you know Mordor right next to the Iron Forest?
Stranger: Yeah
You: But my Orc side hates the Thai in me
Stranger: really? why?
You: Dont tell anyone but for job apps. I i just write Orc for the race
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I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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#66
i'll bet some people from here are gonna end up talkin to eachother...there's only 3000 people on there......
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
#68
Haha...okay, who was this?

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Stranger: keep it trill
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Aug 6, 2008
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#69
lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DO U SUCK PENIS???
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do it 24/7
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: http://www.profil3.com/show/pic/46571/2/Me.html#comments_list
You: KOO!!! MEET ME ON EST 27TH IN OAKLAND C.A.
You: GET READY 2 SUCK
You: HO
You: AND I AINT READIN THAT BOOTSY ASS LINK
Stranger: fine then
Stranger: ..
You: haha fag
You have disconnected.
 
Aug 6, 2008
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#70
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: DO U SUCK DOLPHIN DICKS
Stranger: yes
You: KOOOOOL
You: DO THAT "NEW LOOSE AS A GOOSE" DANCE
You: THATS MY SHIT NIGGA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Feb 7, 2006
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#72
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ciao amore
You: WHATS UP BABY
Stranger: mi vuoi?
Stranger: sono calda
You: i dont speak italian
Stranger: scopami tutta
Stranger: ahh sii!!
You: mario brothers?
Stranger: c'hai un gran bel cazzo
You: Luigi, fly guys, yoshi
Stranger: te lo lecco tutto
Stranger: oooh sii!
You: bowser, koopa twins
Stranger: mmmm com'è grande
Stranger: mmm
You: yeah
Stranger: mi piace
Stranger: sei un gran troione
You: me stick dick in you
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or send us feedba
 
Dec 4, 2004
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#73
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, bro.
You: hi!
Stranger: What up, bro?
You: so how do you know ima bro
You: or do you want me to be a bro
Stranger: We're all bros on the Internet.
You: and what do you mean by bro? like im black? why do u assume im black?
You: is it the way im typing?
You: thats racist.
Stranger: I would never stoop so low as to assume some random person on the Internet was a nigger.
You: so if i was a woman, a jewish middle aged woman, would i still be a bro?
Stranger: No. There are no women on the Internet
You: Were you a part of the Free Chree Movement?
You: Some say Chree resembles a woman.
Stranger: I was part of a movement in my pants.
You: was it brown, soft, and smelly?
You: did you eat the movement?
Stranger: Yes. No.
You: did you shit this movement out and did it come out another texture?
Stranger: Yes.
You: did you share it with friends and family?
Stranger: No.
You: ASL
You: 14/F/FL/ Pic for trade only !!!
Stranger: 16/f/cali i surf
Stranger: Let me see if I can get a picture. Hold on.
You: youre a butthole surfer
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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Stranger: Yes.
You have disconnected.
 

Doxx

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
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strivin.com
#74
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Husalah Christ. I’m a beautiful mobster.
Stranger: are you
You: 30 hoes breakin’ bread got me caked off.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i'm black and cool
You: I’m so fly I make ‘em cry when I slide up. It’s pitiful.
Stranger: u?
You: These coke white kicks never in they life ever seen dirt.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
May 14, 2002
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#78
I was talking about Germany and then this happend:

Stranger: they are definitely one of the best countries today
You: yea thats true
You: and they have a woman as a head of state aswell
You: go figure
Connection imploded.


Connection imploded, what the fuck?! That's how strong Germans really are haha

And Human Ass Dog is a fucking classic, how do you come up with that shit
 
May 14, 2002
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#79
Who of you was this?????


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME! Loool
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