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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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LMFAO This is hilarious.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: chicken fried pockchops

Stranger: penis or vajayjay?

You: tiddlywinks and assholes

Stranger: wrong choice.

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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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PFFFFTTTTTTTt


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny gay boy here.

You: I had sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt and gave her the clap

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Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
May 31, 2003
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You: hi!
Stranger: You walk into a dark room
You: yes...?
Stranger: What do you do?
You: Take my pants off
Stranger: You are now holding your pants in your right hand.
You: move pants to left hand
Stranger: Your pants are in your left hand.
You: put your left hand in
Stranger: Take your left hand out
You: do the hokey pokey and shake it all about
Stranger: Why are you dancing in my dungeon?
You: There is a dungeon in this danceroom?
Stranger: Yes.
 

Doxx

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
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LOL... I pulled up a bunch of LEEZILLA posts from here and did some copy paste shit...

#1...

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Stranger: mp.net
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: teh lolz
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAA AND TAKE THIS LEE SHIT TO THE DOME BITCHEZ
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#2...

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Stranger: hey wanna touch dicks?
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: TSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP GUPPY, YOU AINT SHIT BUT A FUCKIN POINDEXTER GETTIN HIGH OFF MALE CAT PISS TALKIN BOUT DUDE IM FUCKIN CHEESING RIGHT NOW THEN ILL FUCKIN KILL YOUR ASS LIKE KENNY AND URE FUCKIN BOYFRIEND CAN ONLY DO NOTHIN BUT CALL ME A BASTARD THEN I'LL BITCH SLAP HIS
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and the best one is #3...


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Stranger: salaam.
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: ya habibi?
You: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD

SAY THAT 69 TIMES FAST

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, we're doing a story on Internet Predators.
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAA FUCK IT, FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK THE WORD FUCK, SO LIKE DISCUSS IT AND STUFF LETS SEPERATE THE SYKOS FROM THE FUNCTIONING SYKOS , TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAA FUCK THE HATERS
Stranger: you best be Joking Nigger.
You: TSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAA LEE WILL DEMOLISH ANY HATER WHO STANDS IN HIS WAY
You: TSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP GUPPY, YOU AINT SHIT BUT A FUCKIN POINDEXTER GETTIN HIGH OFF MALE CAT PISS TALKIN BOUT DUDE IM FUCKIN CHEESING RIGHT NOW THEN ILL FUCKIN KILL YOUR ASS LIKE KENNY AND URE FUCKIN BOYFRIEND CAN ONLY DO NOTHIN BUT CALL ME A BASTARD THEN I'LL BITCH SLAP HIS
Stranger: Nigger.
You: HYOMIE YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THE BIGG LEE
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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: burgerfish?
You: yes
You: u?
Stranger: yes
You: all day I love burgerfish son
You: that shit slaps
You: do you know chree?
Stranger: ya i know chree
You: for real?
Stranger: yes. are you/
You: have u been to tijuana with chree?
Stranger: yes. often.
You: what did u guys do?
Stranger: went to some shows
You: donkey shows?
Stranger: let's just say they were animals
You: haha
You: thats so nasty
You: chree is a dirtball
You: do you know HAD?
Stranger: You don't know what your missing
You: what am I mssing?
Stranger: See I told you
You: is that a joke?
You: lulz
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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello ma'am

You: you're standing near the ferris wheel in a spooky, run down amusement park

Stranger: ok

You: you can only take two paths

You: left or right

Stranger: right

You: to your right is a certifiably insane hobo with a needle full of AIDS

You: WHAT

Stranger: sounds fun

You: DO

You: YOU

You: DO

Stranger: i inject the aids then proceed to fuck him in the ass

Stranger: thus

Stranger: him getting aids as well

You: seppuku

You: nice

You: kind of

You: in a

Stranger: i know rite

You: butt-fucking-a-hobo-in-an-abandoned-amusement-park kinda way

Stranger: true

You: i have to shit
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Stranger: 'ello govnah
You: H.A.D???
Stranger: i dont know what that means
You: HUMAN ASS DOG. HE'S A SPIRITUAL BEING, FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY PUNY "GOD" THE REST OF THE WORLD'S SHEEP BELIEVE IN.
Stranger: WHERE DO I SIGN UP
You: siccness.net
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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mp.net?
You: yup
Stranger: BDP?
You: all day son
You: how bout u?
Stranger: 9mm or .45?
You: .45 neeggguuh
Stranger: Funniest Thread in ages?
You: your mother
Stranger: Handle plz.
You: ur mother handlez deez
Stranger: Rob?
You: yeah
You: how did u know?
You: !
Stranger: Who's this?
You: Rob nigga!
Stranger: and my name?
You: Steve
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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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Mizzourah
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Stranger: SH?

You: the back of your head is rediculous

Stranger: Sweet

You: can i have yo number

Stranger: Sure.

Stranger: 555-ShamWow

Stranger: Made in Germany

You: i gave your mom carpet burn

You: on her face

Stranger: Sweet

You: boogety splooge

Stranger: Who was phone?

You: your mom was phone

Stranger: WRONG>

Stranger: FAG

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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: rooooooooooooooaaaaaaar
Stranger: big cat
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: I'm a lion nigga!
Stranger: im not a nigger
You: ( . Y . )
You: tiddies!
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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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LMFAO The shortest one yet, but I laughed so hard.

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You: pizza gives me gas

Stranger: the smell of rain

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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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Mizzourah
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjsdfhsdjkhfjhello?

You: Human Ass Dog

Stranger: that's me

Stranger: :D

You: I BOW TO THEE

Stranger: bow minion, bow

Stranger: do my bidding

You: what is my first task, muh lord?

Stranger: but me.... car air freshners

Stranger: buy*

You: what flavor

Stranger: GO NAO!

Stranger: wet dog

You: mmm

You: my favorite

Stranger: and also dumpster

Stranger: and indian food

You: dumpster is so last year

Stranger: check if they have any left that smell like bigfoot's d***

You: how bout sex panther?

Stranger: who do you think i am!?!?!?!

You: Chev Chelios

Stranger: You're wrong!

You: but I'm soooooo right

Stranger: *YOU HAVE BEEN EXECUTED*

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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hey hey
Stranger: Danger Stranger
Stranger: is always in supply of candy
Stranger: and lost puppies
You: woooah watch out stranger... haeeyyo
You: u lost puppies?
You: I know where they are
Stranger: i also drive a white panel van with tinted windows
You: I kidnapped your puppies
You: why?
Stranger: i park outside of parks and elementary schools
You: Im reporting you to the fbi
Stranger: really?
Stranger: cool
You: my son is in elementary school u sick bastard!
Stranger: do you want some candy?
You: they have your IP
You: what kinda candy?
Stranger: everything
You: ok
Stranger: im fully stocked
You: let me get some
You: where is it?
You: u got snickers?
Stranger: and what would your son like?
Stranger: perhaps a puppy?
You: skittles... but dont rape him, plz
You: no
Stranger: could you help me find my lost puppy
You: yeah I have your puppy
You: im holding it hostage
You: you pay me
Stranger: ill trade you my white van and everything, for him
You: I want more than that
You: no homo
Stranger: ill even give you ca.com
You: how much money u got?
You: ca.com?
You: the fuck is that shit?
Stranger: caraudio.com, man
You: I dont want that bullshit!
You: what else u got?
Stranger: you can have my wife
You: what does she look like?
Stranger: shes got some big tits
Stranger: like the size of melons
You: pics or gtfo plz!
Stranger: she also has a 9 incher
Stranger: ;)
You: 9 incher?
Stranger: cawk
You: 9 inch what???
You: u married a tranny?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: a hottt one
You: is her name chree?
Stranger: how did you know?
You: cause I know him/her
You: from the siccness
Stranger: like omg
You: .net not .com
You: word!
You: we dont internet bang, ya diiiiiiiiiiiiiig?
Stranger: cheaaa boiii
You: u know HAD too?
Stranger: yes like you crazy
You: really? what does HAD mean then?
You: ?
Stranger: Hot And Dick
You: u aint gotta lie to kick it
You: Human Ass Dog snitches
You: he's a human ass dog
Stranger: ohhhh shit son
You: yup
Stranger: you crazyyy foo
You: when u gonna give me your van?
Stranger: once you give me my puppy
You: meet me on the corner
Stranger: im already there
Stranger: where you at
You: on the corner
Stranger: how come i dun see j00
You: I'm with had
You: the dog that looks like a human
Stranger: ok, now i see you
Stranger: come closer
You: hell no
Stranger: and we can trade
You: fuckin weirdo
You: Im not comin near u... in that rapist van
Stranger: i thought u wanted to trade
You: fuck u
You: I'm stealin ur van and keeping your dog
Stranger: i got some extra special candy, just for you
You: then I'm gonna feed him to my chinese friends
You: fuck your candy homo
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: no homo
You: is this bombudd?
Stranger: no this is pedobear
You: fuck you pedobear
You: I'm out bitch
Stranger: bombudd is the in back, tied up
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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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This has to be someone on siccness:

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Stranger: hola

Stranger: I'm a nazi

Stranger: fap fap fap

You: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES?

Stranger: in your ass motherfucker

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Fila

www.sactownradio.com
Apr 25, 2002
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lol first try...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HAYYY
Stranger: HOW YOU DOIN
You: good thanks
You: yourself?
Stranger: im good
You: nice
Stranger: whatchu been up to?
You: ive been reading about H.A.D.
Stranger: wut dat?
You: Human Ass Dog
You: you dont know?
Stranger: no i dont know
Stranger: tell me
You: HE'S A SPIRITUAL BEING, FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY PUNY "GOD" THE REST OF THE WORLD'S SHEEP BELIEVE IN
Stranger: O RLY
You: you can sign up at siccness.net
Stranger: OK
You: do you have tattoos?
Stranger: WHY DO YOU ASK
You: cuz i have a tattoo of africa on my back
Stranger: that's cool!
You: its fucking badass
You: are you listening to S.T.R.?
Stranger: what?
You: Sactownradio.com
Stranger: so you like gangsta music?
You: yeah do you?
Stranger: no not really
You: man get the fuck outta here
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Mike Manson

Still Livin'
Apr 16, 2005
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I finally got some answers:

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You: Hi
Stranger: Come down from that tower!!!
You: I got a question!
Stranger: ask
You: Who would win in a one on one basketball game between Dutch and Killa Tay?
Stranger: Killa Tay
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Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello stranger, who are you?
You: Chree
You: who are you?
Stranger: Shree
You: would you like to contribute to the worlds longest thread ever?
You: http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=299719
Stranger: Wow our names are similar
You: its the siccness.net we dont internet bang
You: I know right!
You: would you?
You: like to contribute?
Stranger: what does it in take?
You: you just gotta post in that thread
You: 100 times a day
You: that's all
You: then you'll be in gueiness book of records
Stranger: But, tbh, i have a busy life, to be posting that many threads
You: its just one thread
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Mike Manson

Still Livin'
Apr 16, 2005
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:mad:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: I got a question!
Stranger: uh oh what
You: Did Husalah really snitch?
Stranger: say what
You: Well is the paperwork proof enough?
Stranger: apparently not
You: Damn
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