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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hey hey
Stranger: Danger Stranger
Stranger: is always in supply of candy
Stranger: and lost puppies
You: woooah watch out stranger... haeeyyo
You: u lost puppies?
You: I know where they are
Stranger: i also drive a white panel van with tinted windows
You: I kidnapped your puppies
You: why?
Stranger: i park outside of parks and elementary schools
You: Im reporting you to the fbi
Stranger: really?
Stranger: cool
You: my son is in elementary school u sick bastard!
Stranger: do you want some candy?
You: they have your IP
You: what kinda candy?
Stranger: everything
You: ok
Stranger: im fully stocked
You: let me get some
You: where is it?
You: u got snickers?
Stranger: and what would your son like?
Stranger: perhaps a puppy?
You: skittles... but dont rape him, plz
You: no
Stranger: could you help me find my lost puppy
You: yeah I have your puppy
You: im holding it hostage
You: you pay me
Stranger: ill trade you my white van and everything, for him
You: I want more than that
You: no homo
Stranger: ill even give you ca.com
You: how much money u got?
You: ca.com?
You: the fuck is that shit?
Stranger: caraudio.com, man
You: I dont want that bullshit!
You: what else u got?
Stranger: you can have my wife
You: what does she look like?
Stranger: shes got some big tits
Stranger: like the size of melons
You: pics or gtfo plz!
Stranger: she also has a 9 incher
Stranger:
You: 9 incher?
Stranger: cawk
You: 9 inch what???
You: u married a tranny?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: a hottt one
You: is her name chree?
Stranger: how did you know?
You: cause I know him/her
You: from the siccness
Stranger: like omg
You: .net not .com
You: word!
You: we dont internet bang, ya diiiiiiiiiiiiiig?
Stranger: cheaaa boiii
You: u know HAD too?
Stranger: yes like you crazy
You: really? what does HAD mean then?
You: ?
Stranger: Hot And Dick
You: u aint gotta lie to kick it
You: Human Ass Dog snitches
You: he's a human ass dog
Stranger: ohhhh shit son
You: yup
Stranger: you crazyyy foo
You: when u gonna give me your van?
Stranger: once you give me my puppy
You: meet me on the corner
Stranger: im already there
Stranger: where you at
You: on the corner
Stranger: how come i dun see j00
You: I'm with had
You: the dog that looks like a human
Stranger: ok, now i see you
Stranger: come closer
You: hell no
Stranger: and we can trade
You: fuckin weirdo
You: Im not comin near u... in that rapist van
Stranger: i thought u wanted to trade
You: fuck u
You: I'm stealin ur van and keeping your dog
Stranger: i got some extra special candy, just for you
You: then I'm gonna feed him to my chinese friends
You: fuck your candy homo
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: no homo
You: is this bombudd?
Stranger: no this is pedobear
You: fuck you pedobear
You: I'm out bitch
Stranger: bombudd is the in back, tied up
You have disconnected.