Talk with total strangers online.
- Thread starter Nuttkase
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You: hey
You: are you a chick?
Stranger: my last random stranger was uniquely disappointing
Stranger: hopefully you are better
You: really? how so?
Stranger: yeah I am
You: I'm Tony by the way
Stranger: Meg
You: nice to meet you Meg
Stranger: ditto
You: how was your last stranger disappointing?
Stranger: they were trying to be too witty and aloof and it was pissing me off
Stranger: I'm like, i don't even know who you are, you're definitely not impressing me
You: wit is like a banana
You: sometimes you like it
You: sometimes you dont
You: that was high brow wit
Stranger: but if you try too hard, you squish it, and then nobody gets to enjoy it
You: there you go
You: you ever been in love Meg?
You: i was once
You: but she got away
Stranger: yeah?
You: I was too shy
You: or scared to tell her
Stranger: I see
You: everyday i saw her at my bus stop
You: she got on as I got off
You: it eats me up in side
Stranger: start riding the bus again
You: like if some randome guy came up to you and was like, "yo! im tony, can i get your number"
You: wouldnt that have been creepy?
Stranger: it's a fine line to walk between coming off cute and coming off creepy
You: yeah, but i dont think guys can discern between the line and crossing it
You: i still think about this girl
You: like at night
You: is that love? when you cant get someone out of your head?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that's just obsession
You: Oh...then maybe I'm just obsessed
Stranger: I think love has to be requited to be real
You: sometimes I think I should have followed her home
You: and gone for it
Stranger: because otherwise you are just in love with an idea
You: just to have gotten that one chance to have a taste of her
You: but rape is bad
Stranger: wow okay I'm done here
You: why?
You: i thought we were sharing a moment
You: think about it. my penis forcefully entering her vagina
You: my tongue licking her tears of her cheek
You: the smell of fear
You: the taste of intrusion
You: the sight of her beauty
Stranger: well this went from 0 to rape fantasy in about 1.3 minutes, good times. Goodnight
You: i love you megan
You: you listened
Stranger: hahah
You: now i shall lay in my bed
You: and think of our conversation
Stranger: later
You: are your tiddies large and tasty?
You: are you a chick?
Stranger: my last random stranger was uniquely disappointing
Stranger: hopefully you are better
You: really? how so?
Stranger: yeah I am
You: I'm Tony by the way
Stranger: Meg
You: nice to meet you Meg
Stranger: ditto
You: how was your last stranger disappointing?
Stranger: they were trying to be too witty and aloof and it was pissing me off
Stranger: I'm like, i don't even know who you are, you're definitely not impressing me
You: wit is like a banana
You: sometimes you like it
You: sometimes you dont
You: that was high brow wit
Stranger: but if you try too hard, you squish it, and then nobody gets to enjoy it
You: there you go
You: you ever been in love Meg?
You: i was once
You: but she got away
Stranger: yeah?
You: I was too shy
You: or scared to tell her
Stranger: I see
You: everyday i saw her at my bus stop
You: she got on as I got off
You: it eats me up in side
Stranger: start riding the bus again
You: like if some randome guy came up to you and was like, "yo! im tony, can i get your number"
You: wouldnt that have been creepy?
Stranger: it's a fine line to walk between coming off cute and coming off creepy
You: yeah, but i dont think guys can discern between the line and crossing it
You: i still think about this girl
You: like at night
You: is that love? when you cant get someone out of your head?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that's just obsession
You: Oh...then maybe I'm just obsessed
Stranger: I think love has to be requited to be real
You: sometimes I think I should have followed her home
You: and gone for it
Stranger: because otherwise you are just in love with an idea
You: just to have gotten that one chance to have a taste of her
You: but rape is bad
Stranger: wow okay I'm done here
You: why?
You: i thought we were sharing a moment
You: think about it. my penis forcefully entering her vagina
You: my tongue licking her tears of her cheek
You: the smell of fear
You: the taste of intrusion
You: the sight of her beauty
Stranger: well this went from 0 to rape fantasy in about 1.3 minutes, good times. Goodnight
You: i love you megan
You: you listened
Stranger: hahah
You: now i shall lay in my bed
You: and think of our conversation
Stranger: later
You: are your tiddies large and tasty?
Stranger: do u speak any other languages
You: I spit that hyphy numtumbot???
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: do u dream in that language too
You: YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I skirt down Magazine with my Double 1 bust blaster we roll with bananas
You: We been had swisscheesin' niggas in tha V-Town ya smell me!?!?!
Stranger: im having toe cramp
Stranger: fuuuuuck
You: I stay posted up on the track like a tack, slangin lemonheads, bitch come cop summa dis water it better than Evian, i done sold more dogfood den alpo
You: You try to powow on broccoli!?!? Yo gon cure yadamnself wit a Vega of that funk BIAAAAAAAATCH!!!
Stranger: no really
Stranger: bad toe cramps
Stranger: how to get rid of them
You: Just wait 60 i gots to hit my brotha the Savage on my chipped fone
You: He gon scream down tha stairs to D-Shot
Stranger: why u hittin ur brother
You: D-Shot smokin on a nonfiltered pink pack colored edition cigarette, filled with clove look like a faulty bidi
Stranger: i only smoke trees
You: D-Shot kno bout toes... He been had toe hunches
Stranger: so i dont care for that stuff
Stranger: oh i see
You: You smoke that silver Afghan tree??
Stranger: i just pulled on it and now its good
You: Mix it wid da rossi
You: You be twoasted
Stranger: oh yea?
Stranger: i wanna make some tea for a friend whos depressed
Stranger: think that will help the person?
You: What's tea?
Stranger: tea of sweet trees
You: Ok, I gotta hit tha track with Tanji we finna sell some g's to the dopefiends 1 LUV
You: I spit that hyphy numtumbot???
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: do u dream in that language too
You: YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I skirt down Magazine with my Double 1 bust blaster we roll with bananas
You: We been had swisscheesin' niggas in tha V-Town ya smell me!?!?!
Stranger: im having toe cramp
Stranger: fuuuuuck
You: I stay posted up on the track like a tack, slangin lemonheads, bitch come cop summa dis water it better than Evian, i done sold more dogfood den alpo
You: You try to powow on broccoli!?!? Yo gon cure yadamnself wit a Vega of that funk BIAAAAAAAATCH!!!
Stranger: no really
Stranger: bad toe cramps
Stranger: how to get rid of them
You: Just wait 60 i gots to hit my brotha the Savage on my chipped fone
You: He gon scream down tha stairs to D-Shot
Stranger: why u hittin ur brother
You: D-Shot smokin on a nonfiltered pink pack colored edition cigarette, filled with clove look like a faulty bidi
Stranger: i only smoke trees
You: D-Shot kno bout toes... He been had toe hunches
Stranger: so i dont care for that stuff
Stranger: oh i see
You: You smoke that silver Afghan tree??
Stranger: i just pulled on it and now its good
You: Mix it wid da rossi
You: You be twoasted
Stranger: oh yea?
Stranger: i wanna make some tea for a friend whos depressed
Stranger: think that will help the person?
You: What's tea?
Stranger: tea of sweet trees
You: Ok, I gotta hit tha track with Tanji we finna sell some g's to the dopefiends 1 LUV
You: hey, im tony
Stranger: hello, im rick astley
Stranger: can i sing to you?
You: OMG!
You: will you?!
Stranger: were no strangers to love
Stranger: you know the rules
Stranger: and so do i
You: and so do i!
You: we both like camels!
You: and I like to bob for apples!
You: never gonna give you AIDS!
You: Never gonna make you get raped!
You: I love that song
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello, im rick astley
Stranger: can i sing to you?
You: OMG!
You: will you?!
Stranger: were no strangers to love
Stranger: you know the rules
Stranger: and so do i
You: and so do i!
You: we both like camels!
You: and I like to bob for apples!
You: never gonna give you AIDS!
You: Never gonna make you get raped!
You: I love that song
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
wtf?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: have u heard of the siccness.net?
Stranger: have u heard of the apina.biz?
You: no
You: siccness.net is a gangster rap forum
Stranger: apina.biz is a strange sick place
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: have u heard of the siccness.net?
Stranger: have u heard of the apina.biz?
You: no
You: siccness.net is a gangster rap forum
Stranger: apina.biz is a strange sick place
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Stranger: hey
You: COVER YOUR FACE WITH STRING CHEESE
Stranger: done
You: GOOD NOW PUT ONE OF YOUR SHOES ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD
Stranger: i dont have any
You: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SHOES? HOW BOUT A TOOTHBRUSH OR MAYBE A BREAD BOX. PUT ONE OF THOSE ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: how are those things comparable
You: NO QUESTIONS!!! JUST DO WHAT I SAY
Stranger: bread box. done
You: YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT H.A.D.?
Stranger: enlighten me
You: HUMAN ASS DOG. HE'S A SPIRITUAL BEING, FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY PUNY "GOD" THE REST OF THE WORLD'S SHEEP BELIEVE IN.
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Stranger: hey
You: COVER YOUR FACE WITH STRING CHEESE
Stranger: done
You: GOOD NOW PUT ONE OF YOUR SHOES ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD
Stranger: i dont have any
You: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SHOES? HOW BOUT A TOOTHBRUSH OR MAYBE A BREAD BOX. PUT ONE OF THOSE ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: how are those things comparable
You: NO QUESTIONS!!! JUST DO WHAT I SAY
Stranger: bread box. done
You: YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT H.A.D.?
Stranger: enlighten me
You: HUMAN ASS DOG. HE'S A SPIRITUAL BEING, FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY PUNY "GOD" THE REST OF THE WORLD'S SHEEP BELIEVE IN.
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You: what's crackin
Stranger: chillin
Stranger: u?
You: enjoying a tall can
Stranger: you should share
You: i'll pour some out for my homies
You: ::done::
Stranger: you're so kind
You: no doubt
Stranger: gwen stefani
You: sell out
Stranger: fall out boy
You: closet homosexuals that wear afghans on stage
Stranger: the jonas brothers
You: abstinance is NOT the key
Stranger: it is if you're ugly
You: define ugly
Stranger: someone that you find visually unappealing
You: OOOHHHHH
You: Gary Busey
Stranger: good call
You: How's the weather there
You: wherever it is you are
Stranger: it's been rainy the past few days
Stranger: i am wherever you want me to be
Stranger: how about where you are
Stranger: what's your weather like
You: you're in Prague
You: it's a rainy place
Stranger: how'd you know?!
You: I am the overseer
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: fancy
You: yes
You: a special being
You: I see your schwartz is as big as mine
Stranger: how special
Stranger: oh yeah
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what's crackin
Stranger: chillin
Stranger: u?
You: enjoying a tall can
Stranger: you should share
You: i'll pour some out for my homies
You: ::done::
Stranger: you're so kind
You: no doubt
Stranger: gwen stefani
You: sell out
Stranger: fall out boy
You: closet homosexuals that wear afghans on stage
Stranger: the jonas brothers
You: abstinance is NOT the key
Stranger: it is if you're ugly
You: define ugly
Stranger: someone that you find visually unappealing
You: OOOHHHHH
You: Gary Busey
Stranger: good call
You: How's the weather there
You: wherever it is you are
Stranger: it's been rainy the past few days
Stranger: i am wherever you want me to be
Stranger: how about where you are
Stranger: what's your weather like
You: you're in Prague
You: it's a rainy place
Stranger: how'd you know?!
You: I am the overseer
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: fancy
You: yes
You: a special being
You: I see your schwartz is as big as mine
Stranger: how special
Stranger: oh yeah
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Stranger: hahahehehahaho
You: hey whats up
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: you first!
You: 84/m/tx
You: u?
Stranger: oil fortune? plz say yes
You: yes
You: I'm baaaaaallllllllllllin
Stranger: do they sag? just wondering
You: to the floor, ya diiig
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 7
You: werd?
Stranger: am i to yung?
You: what do u mean?
Stranger: u no
You: yes ur too young
You: peace!
Stranger: :'(
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Stranger: hahahehehahaho
You: hey whats up
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: you first!
You: 84/m/tx
You: u?
Stranger: oil fortune? plz say yes
You: yes
You: I'm baaaaaallllllllllllin
Stranger: do they sag? just wondering
You: to the floor, ya diiig
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 7
You: werd?
Stranger: am i to yung?
You: what do u mean?
Stranger: u no
You: yes ur too young
You: peace!
Stranger: :'(
You: you fucks wit H.A.D.?
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You: do u know about HAD?
Stranger: no?
You: Human Ass Dog
Stranger: o
Stranger: do u have 1?
You: no
Stranger: o
You: it is not one to have
Stranger: then what is it
You: he is one to be praised
Stranger: oh
You: HAD>>>>>
Stranger: but i should be praised
Stranger: i should be worshiped
You: YOU ARENT HUMAN ASS DOG!!
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You: do u know about HAD?
Stranger: no?
You: Human Ass Dog
Stranger: o
Stranger: do u have 1?
You: no
Stranger: o
You: it is not one to have
Stranger: then what is it
You: he is one to be praised
Stranger: oh
You: HAD>>>>>
Stranger: but i should be praised
Stranger: i should be worshiped
You: YOU ARENT HUMAN ASS DOG!!
You have disconnected.