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[JAPE]

Stranger: Hey
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: you know you are a registered sex offender? its comes up everytime you get on this site
You: wtf
You: are you serious
Stranger: that is what it says
You: How do they know
Stranger: your ip address
You: omg
You: thats so lame
You: i got out of jail for that 2 years ago
Stranger: what did you do?
You: i was talking to this chick
You: she was 14
You: and im 23
You: and i went over to her house and some guy showed up
You: and asked me to take a seat
You: he said his name was chris hansen
You: i bolted out of there
You: and the cops arrested me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[TheVille31]

You: howdy
Stranger: hi imma 16 yr old guy and so far i have met a lesbain, a loner and a sex offender what are you?
You: im a stoner
Stranger: nice
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
You: did u get that notice
Stranger: i sure did
You: yeah thats this guy named jape he likes to find men on here that are underage and do nasty things
Stranger: oh i see

 

[kingsix18]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: by law i'm supposed to tell you that i'm a registered sex offender
Stranger: m/f
You: 55 m minnesota
You: plz be underage
Stranger: i too wants this
You: age?
Stranger: wanna fuck
You: yes...yes i do
You: now whats ur goddam asl?
Stranger: 24
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
You: wait wait wait
You: 24?
You: too old..do not want
You have disconnected.

 

[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: whats goin down

You: whats your name

Stranger: unicorn

You: gay

You: Im JAPE

Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE YOUR GAY

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi I rape females.
You: Nice to meet you
You: asl?
Stranger: will u rape me if i tell u?
You: Only if you don't want it
You: Maybe we can fulfill your rape fantasy?
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 21
You: this is what you do
You: You leave all your windows and doors unlocked
You: then the get naked and lay in your bed and ill creep in with a mask on
You: and rape you
Stranger: threes one problem
You: but ill gag your mouth
You: whats that?
Stranger: im 15
You: perfect.
You: Please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl
Stranger: dude im chris hansen and ur ip has been recored and our fucked muhahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
You: so your a guy?
You: *moonwalks outa here*
You have disconnected.

 

[Chuco]

You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hello
You: How's it going?
Stranger: Fine
You: ASL?
Stranger: So you're a sex offender?
You: What???
You: What do you mean??
Stranger: A registered sex offender
You: Lol.. No. What kind of question is that?
You: ASL?
Stranger: 17 f mid west
You: Cool. I'm 15 M Cali
Stranger: yyeeaahh...
You: Where in the mid west?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JAPE]

sasd

 

[savage]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey a/s?
You: hey, I have a question
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: wait what?
You: lol wut
Stranger: im confused
Stranger: lol
You: o rly?
You: You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Stranger: umm a/s means age and sex
Stranger: im so confused sorry!!!
You: ok well my age is 26 and sex i say hell ya!
Stranger: HAHAHA sex means gender
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[nightstalka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: indonesian here, u?
You: Im like a dry rubber wit tight pussy, ya cant fuck wit me
And if ya try, Im bustin, get it Im bustin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JAPE]

good page

 

[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: How you dooooin
Stranger: I'm good, you?
You: asl
Stranger: Lol, you're a sex offender. I'm not sending you any of my info.
You: huh
You: whatchu talkin bout willis
Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
Stranger: First thing that got sent to me.
You: Oh shit Omegle just sent me this shit sayin your a rapist
You: freak
Stranger: Lolwut.
You: amidoinitrite
Stranger: Perv.
Stranger: ▲
Stranger: ▲
Stranger: +
You: Newfags can't triforce.
Stranger: ▲
Stranger: ▲ ▲
You: LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[nightstalka]

hahah triforce fail

 

[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: i got a question

Stranger: ?

Stranger: fire away

You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: simple question'

Stranger: yes.

You: its not a yes or no question

Stranger: not really, i didnt understand it at all..

You: well this is my answer

Stranger: well, fire away again.

You: I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.



You: Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

You: My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Stranger: your lingo is too much for me :S

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wuuuuuusssssss haaaaattttttninnnennnnnn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how r u
You: bad i told the bitch next door to make me a sandwich an she hasn't yet
Stranger: is she not in the kitchen ?
You: no an she allready got two black eyes wut could i tell her now?
Stranger: they wonder y men get annoyed
You: i know right wtf
Stranger: u tried breakin her arm ? ... if u threaten dat she may do as u say
You: maaan good lookin on the advice im a try that one
You: peace
You have disconnected.

 

[b-rock920]

Stranger: hey there
You: hey
Stranger: how u doin?
You: good how about u
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: asl
You: Oh just wait a couple of minutes
You: I have to take a big shit
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go right ahead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stranger: Let's cut to it. Are you
A) Male (not horny) looking for males
B) Male (not horny) looking for females
C) Female (not horny) looking for males
D) Female (not horny) looking for females
E) Male (horny) looking for males
F) Male (horny) looking for females
G) Female (horny) looking for males
or H) Female (horny) looking for females?
You: That depends, how old are you?
Stranger: 15 :B
You: That's too old...
You have disconnected.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yeehaw
You: hey hey guess what?
Stranger: what
You: it's really not that big of a deal, but I thought I should mention it
You: I'll destroy you on the mic
You: bitch
Stranger: blah
Stranger: blah
Stranger: fuckin
Stranger: blah
Stranger: spastic
You: i stepped in a pile of heaping dog shit...and there u were
Stranger: another keyboard warrior
You: what were u doing down there?
You: this isnt grade school and im not your teacher
You: put down your lunch pale
You: this isnt nap time you little crumb...
Stranger: sppppppppppppppppastic
You: stupidumbitch
You: hail the queen
Stranger: you
Stranger: are
Stranger: an
Stranger: oddball
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: BOO!
Stranger: f/m
You: anon /b/ fyl
You: we are legion
Stranger: like boo radley from to kill a mockingbird? haha
You: like boo scream u little bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Infantry Elite]

i forgot how entertaining this shit can be