Talk with total strangers online.

[WHITE DEVIL]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: male/female

Stranger: male/female

You: human ass dog

Stranger: human ass dog

You: im reaqlly up in this mothafuckin chatroom right now

Stranger: im reaqlly up in this mothafuckin chatroom right now

You: i fucks with siccness.net/vb/

Stranger: i fucks with siccness.net/vb/

You: open forum you beezy get ya mind right

You: im just out here tryna see whats really good

You: human ass dog all in the doe

Stranger: fuck you

 

[2-0-Sixx]

You: arreolas, breh
Stranger: hello ! asl ?
You: you first
Stranger: 20 M
You: 19 f
You: location?
Stranger: what are u looking for here ?
You: the same thing you r
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: Cali
Stranger: have u pics of u ?
You: yes what do you want to see? arreolas, breh?
Stranger: i want to see your face
You: http://www.zoneshot.com/server/dg/strong ugly girl.jpg
You: k tell me what you think
Stranger: WTF LOL LKSDJFKDF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome to PornKing, may I take your order?
You: one fish taco please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was great...

 

[ELPOLLITO]

You: YEE
Stranger: WAA
You: IM IN SEARCH FOR AREOLAS
You: BREH
Stranger: I CAN'T HELP YOU!
Stranger: I AM NOT AN EXPERT IN THAT FIELD

 

[Elemenno]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: whats going on
Stranger: hi
You: do you like music?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very
You: whats your favorite
You: oh crap
You: damn it
You: have you ever thought it was a fart but it wasnt
You: ?
You: that just happened
You: like right now
Stranger: ehhmmm... where do u come from?
You: this sucks
You: hold
You: on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[jake921660]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: pagal hai kya ?']
You: excuse me?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wats ur name ?
You: jake
Stranger: yoge
You: yoge?
Stranger: from ??
You: where the fuck u from?
Stranger: my name
You: fucking mars or some shit?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[jake921660]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fubu
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Fuck u buy us ? fubu
Stranger: or ?
You: just picked up some fresh as fubu socks
Stranger: cool
Stranger: just watch one of the cooles cars there is
You: what overpriced brands do u wear?
Stranger: Affliction
Stranger: if you know about it
You: fuck that shit
Stranger: haha
You: does that shit even come in a size above xxs?
Stranger: gonna buy monarchy also
Stranger: nope
You: and ed hardy?
Stranger: yeahof course
Stranger: fuck im xl
Stranger: not so much ed hardy
Stranger: just have like 1 ed hardy shirt
You: hmmm and ur boyfriend?
Stranger: think its even a fake one,, hahaha
Stranger: im not fucking gay ..
Stranger: i have a GF
You: oh i thought thats the way it worked
You: affliction + ed hardy = faggot
Stranger: but most money i save for a car
You: thats a much smarter idea
Stranger: gonna build a 500 hp Audi S4
You: u can buy a fucking dope scraper for like 20 gs
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[savdout916]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats up!?
Stranger: are you black
You: Yea... black & white
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[savdout916]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats up!?
Stranger: are you black
You: Yea... black & white
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. I even get hated on the net cuz the pigment of my skin. FML

 

[jake921660]

Stranger: hey
You: suu wooop
Stranger: i'm good, hows you




hahhaahhaa

 

[Kon1]

You: now
Stranger: hey
You: i must drink the blood of the sacraficial lamb
You: and forever burn in hell
Stranger: what the fuck is goin on!`?
You: where the demons dont speak with words
You: they speak by casting down upon helpless souls, incredible powers unknown to man
Stranger: ok.. ur a sick man, man+

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

You: su woooop
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what's bracckin, blood
Stranger: idk
You: 22/m/west side bompton
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

You: where you from?
Stranger: usa(;
You: okay, let em know what city and state are you from?
Stranger: massachusetts, you?
You: okay...what was some of the most grimey shit you done seen living in massachusetts?
You: and what was some of the gay shit the police be doin to a nigga round there, mayne?
Stranger: huh?
You: would you say massachusetts is a state where they be making money?
Stranger: where they be making money?
You: massachusetts you dumb son of a bitch.
Stranger: what are you talking about
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[NorthBay 415]

I JUST ROFL'ED AT THISSSSS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: yee
Stranger: 21 M UK here
You: 13 yr old m usa r u a rapist?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: what the fuck is ure problem little dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[nightstalka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: u first
Stranger: 18 f australia
Stranger: you?
Stranger: =/
You: damn another kangaroo fucker
Stranger: FUCK U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




lol

 

[montroller510]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: happy thanksgiving/genocide day
Stranger: genocide day????
You: yes
Stranger: where?
You: when we killed and raped the native americans
Stranger: ohhh
You: we eat turkey to celebrate
Stranger: thats really sad
You: why
You: we won
You: dummy
Stranger: yeah but they were good too
You: no
You: they were red
You: the color of satan
Stranger: youre awful
You: what?
You: is that offensive to you
Stranger: yeah
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: whats wrongwith native americans?
Stranger: yeah
You: then why are you on the computer
You: and not in the kitchen
You: ...
Stranger: wowo
Stranger: douche bag
You: what the fuck man
You: no need for harsh insults
Stranger: listen to you
You: i have never cleaned a womans vagina with water
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[montroller510]

i forgot how funny this site was

 

[montroller510]

You: im from nigeria where you from
Stranger: India
You: i used to be a prince you know
Stranger: really?
You: but there was a violent takeover and my father was killed
Stranger: m i talking to a prince
You: i was forced to flee
You: i had 10 million dollars but couldnt spend it
Stranger: Itz like the movie tears of the sun
You: i tried to e-mail americans about my plight
You: but everyone thought i was a scam
You: fuckin american idots they could have been rich
Stranger: dont loose heart
Stranger: where r u right now?
You: thailand why?
Stranger: are you safe there?
You: your not plotting to give away my families location... are you o.0
Stranger: no way man
Stranger: i am with you
You: we must move constantly because my daighter is a drunken whore
You: she is contantly speakin to the locals of our sitation
Stranger: may i do something for you
You: yes
Stranger: slap her
Stranger: tell me what can i do for you
You: i can send you the remaining 5.3 million
You: wired to your bank
You: then you send it back to a secure account and keep a little fr yourslef
Stranger: no sorry i dont take money like this
You: no
You: please help me
You: no one will help
Stranger: ok
You: i just need your bank account number and social security
You: and date of birth
You: full billing address
Stranger: i'll give you my account no
You: and a smaple of your pubic hair
You: thats all though
Stranger: how can i send it to you
You: paypal
Stranger: but i hv to tell you one thing
You: what
Stranger: the account no i m going to give you has no balance
Stranger: is it ok?
You: nevermind
You have disconnected

 

[nightstalka]

lol

 

[NorthBay 415]

Stranger: hey!
You: Human ass dogg rules
Stranger: excuse me?
You: human ass dog?
Stranger: ughh, im just so horny right now, i could cair less about human ass dog .
Your conversational partner has disconnected.