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JAPE

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Apr 29, 2006
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I ATE YOUR VAGINA.

You: SUp blood cuz

Stranger: lolwhat

You: Poop or tuna?

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thats all i can do.
 

JAPE

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Apr 29, 2006
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Second attempt


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: =)

Stranger: from?

You: 60s

You: Crip

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Jun 3, 2002
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you know what me and your mom have in common?
Stranger: what?
You: WE BOTH LOVE MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i was hoping for something more creative, but alright.
You: it was creative
You: you just dont want to admit it
You: admit it
You: do it
You: do it
You: do it
Stranger: well, i could easily counter that by going " you know what my mom and your mom have in common?" "they both love your dick."
Stranger: it's an incestious insult
You: its not an insult
You: its fact
You: theres a diffeence
You: difference
Stranger: that's creepy
You: not really I dick bitches some serious
You: Straight pron skills over here
Stranger: oh okay.
Stranger: uh. i have the worst cramps in the world.
You: why?
Stranger: my uterus is shedding
Stranger: well, the lining of my uterus
You: sounds like endometriosis
You: by by to your uterus
You: no more kids for you
You: sucks
You: sorry
You: =(
Stranger: no, it's just the lining of my uterus
You: thats to bad
You: ive tore up hella uterus in my time
Stranger: that's creepy
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Feb 9, 2003
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female
Stranger: loooking for horny male
You: Well, you're in luck
You: I'm a male
Stranger: ;)
You: not sure if I'm horny though. You'd have to definitely get me there.
Stranger: ;)
You: gotta work for it, if ya know what im saying
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I will ;)
Stranger: asl first?
You: mid 20's/m/ california
Stranger: Ok ;)
You: What about you?
Stranger: 18 female ireland
You: ireland?
You: so you drunk yet?
Stranger: No haha
You: Oh...that's not good
You: drinking is what makes things fun
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Im not fully drunk
Stranger: But sorta :L
Stranger: After a bottle of wine
Stranger: slightly tipsy
You: do you consider yourself attractive?
You: i imagine girls in ireland are all pretty with big tits
You: and red hair
Stranger: Ive got bleach blonde hair
Stranger: Im thin
Stranger: And ive got big boobs
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Shall we start our sex talk? ;)
You: ok, but before we do
You: one more question, k?
Stranger: Sure
You: so if you're attractive and a female. why sex talk on the internet?
You: couldnt you find a real guy in real life
You: and just fuck his brains out?
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Well i do
Stranger: But tonight I fell like some sex online ;)
You: so you're a nympho?
Stranger: I always have sex in real
Stranger: But some times i feel like online sex ;)
Stranger: Pleasuring you and you pleasuring me
You: Do you get yourself checked for STD's?
You: I wouldnt want you to give me herpes
Stranger: Dont worry im totally safe
You: Ok. good, we can start this then.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I'll begin
Stranger: - i come into the bedroom wearing a thong bra and high heels - i walk over to you and slowly remove all your clothese once your naked i push you onto the bed
Stranger: I climb up onto you slowly and when i reach your dick i pull at it and lick and kiss you all over
Stranger: I then push and rub myself against you
Stranger: I ask you to remove my thong and bra
You: I'm a little nervous. I'm excited. I can't believe I have this wonderful, beautiful woman on top of me. I do as I'm told
You: I reach remove the thong first
You: I play with your pussy for a little bit. slightly teasing it.
You: I feel you moan and squirm as I insert my fingers inside
Stranger: I making meowing noises
You: i stop at the sound of those noices and I ask, "uhhh...why are you meowing?"
Stranger: I start moaning by the pleasure of your fingers inside me
Stranger: My vagina is tight as your stick your fingers in it loosens slowlu
You: I guess the meowing noices are ok. i can get passed that. I am pretty horny. So I go back to playing with you
You: but now I attempt to remove your bra. my fingers are sweaty. and I'm kind of nervous. I dont want to strike out with an irish chick. so this is my only chance to play it smooth.
You: i fiddle around with the bra...still cant get it off. my face turns red.
You: i ask, "uhh...i cant get this off. can you remove the bra for me?" i chuckle
Stranger: 'I remove it
Stranger: And I giggle
Stranger: I ask you to put in the fifth finger into my tight vagina
You: wow them tits are big! you weren't lying
Stranger: ;)
You: fifth finger? ok. I make a fist and I stick it inside of your vagina. it goes in too easily.
You: i wonder if you've ever had a black boyfriend. maybe you have and he loosened it up.
Stranger: I yelp
Stranger: Ooo babe
Stranger: The pleasure
You: hehehe. i am pretty good at fisting.
You: "think two fists will fit inside of you?"
Stranger: Try another two fingers babe
You: i try another two fingers.
You: now there is a fist and two of the fingers from my left hand inside.
You: im amazed it all fits inside of you
Stranger: Im moaning with tightness
Stranger: 'Try another finger babe'
You: 8 fingers are inside of you. i hesistate a little but then decide to stick my whole fist in! you now have two fists inside of your vagina!
Stranger: I ROAR
You: "holy crap! how can you fit two adult hands in there?!"
Stranger: screaming loadly
Stranger: I begin crying
Stranger: breathing loadly
You: why are you crying? are you ok? did i do it wrong?
You: i panic! having women cry when having sex is...wrong
Stranger: No its perfect
You: oh! that's good.
Stranger: The pleasure babe
You: i dont want to go to jail for rape.
Stranger: No babe
Stranger: I want this
Stranger: Comon babe
Stranger: feel around with your fingers
You: holy crap! i just got a call from one of my friends! there's a party tonight. i really have to go! i'd invite you but there will be other girls there and I kind of want a chance at fucking them too!
You: so I get up and start heading out the door
You: but before I do I ask if I can just quickly bust my load on your face
Stranger: Babe
Stranger: where are you going?
Stranger: I wanted your cock
Stranger: :(
Stranger: 'I thought this was something special but i was wrong'
You: hey, dont worry
Stranger: -tears stream down my face'
You: it's not like I wont be back
You: I just need to go right now.
Stranger: Babe
Stranger: You leave
You: but let me ejaculate on your face. you said you loved me.
Stranger: And you can forget us i cry
You: if you loved me, prove it by letting me bust on your face
You: so...can you be a good girl and suck my dick?
You: daddy needs this
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I open my mouth
You: i insert my curved penis inside. its long and thin. im sort of ashamed of it since it curves up like an S. but the size is huge!
You: ooooohhhh man! this feels great!
Stranger: i suck it
You: suck on it, you dirty bitch! i talk dirty. i know how you like it when I talk dirty.
Stranger: I suck it
You: ok, you're my bitch, right? this pussu belongs to me and no one else, right?
Stranger: ....I hesitate saying yes
You: good. i look at you lovingly and caress your cheek.
Stranger: ;)
You: i want you to feel comfortable around me. i tower above you
You: my muscular build is full of sweat. and the low lighting defines my muscles.
Stranger: I get off the bed and go to the bathroom
Stranger: I tell you to follow me
You: i follow. but i remind you i have to leave soon!
Stranger: I sit on the floor tears flowing down my eyes slowly
You: why are you crying?
Stranger: i must go
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: byebye xxx
Stranger: NICE TALKING XXX
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CyrusTheVirus

thats just my ghost
Oct 31, 2002
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omh
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im so happy
You: why ?
Stranger: got my girlfriend back
Stranger: YES!!!
You: yeah, I figured she could go back to you and get money so me and her can go out while your at work
Stranger: ...
Stranger: shut up?
You: I got a question for ya
Stranger: what -.-
You: If I came over to your house and took a shit in the middle of your living room floor and then pulled out some latex gloves and put them on after which time I picked up the feces and proceeded to fingerpaint a mural of my superbowl prediction would you bet on the team I suggest?
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: youre weird
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: i'm fine, how are u?
You: do you have a penis or a vagina
Stranger: penis
You: fag
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Feb 14, 2004
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you seem upset.
You: fah-q
Stranger: GOOD ONE HURHURHUR
Stranger: go home.
You: eat shit bich tits
Stranger: you spelled bitch wrong.
Stranger: js.
You: no i didnt u fag
Stranger: CALM YOUR OVARIES YOU LITTLE CUNT OMG WHAT EVEN
Stranger: you need a nap
You: i just woke up from one u piece of shit
Stranger: so after you take a nap you go to omegle..
You: i hate you
Stranger: you must be in college.
You: i have the lap top on my stomache, i wake up and do whatever the fuck i wana do on the internets
Stranger: THE INTERNETS? OMG ARE YOU STUPID GO BACK TO FIRST GRADE
You: i want to but they won't let me
You: i fucking hate you
Stranger: CRY MORE.
You: no
Stranger: your logic is invalid.
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
You: your face is invalid
Stranger: LET ME WRITE THAT ONE DOWN OK OK
You: you better not
Stranger: go make me a sandwich.
You: i already ate it you fat fuck
Stranger: you need some cymbalta or something.
Stranger: CYMBALTA CAN HELP.
You: no i need some pussu
Stranger: WHATS PUSSU.
Stranger: IS IT FOREIGN.
You: its that thing you'll never get you damn nerd
Stranger: IM A LADY OK OK
You: yea like i said you'll never get it, unless yur a dyke
Stranger: yea like i said you'll never get it, unless yur a dyke
You: oh very clever
Stranger: oh very clever
You: lol wut
Stranger: lol wut
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: i love sucking tiddies
Stranger: i love sucking tiddies
You: ahahaha fuckin dyke
Stranger: ahahaha fuckin dyke
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: you first
Stranger: you first
You: no you first
Stranger: no you first
You: fucking son of a bich i hate you
Stranger: fucking son of a bich i hate you
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you seem upset.
You: fah-q
Stranger: GOOD ONE HURHURHUR
Stranger: go home.
You: eat shit bich tits
Stranger: you spelled bitch wrong.
Stranger: js.
You: no i didnt u fag
Stranger: CALM YOUR OVARIES YOU LITTLE CUNT OMG WHAT EVEN
Stranger: you need a nap
You: i just woke up from one u piece of shit
Stranger: so after you take a nap you go to omegle..
You: i hate you
Stranger: you must be in college.
You: i have the lap top on my stomache, i wake up and do whatever the fuck i wana do on the internets
Stranger: THE INTERNETS? OMG ARE YOU STUPID GO BACK TO FIRST GRADE
You: i want to but they won't let me
You: i fucking hate you
Stranger: CRY MORE.
You: no
Stranger: your logic is invalid.
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
You: your face is invalid
Stranger: LET ME WRITE THAT ONE DOWN OK OK
You: you better not
Stranger: go make me a sandwich.
You: i already ate it you fat fuck
Stranger: you need some cymbalta or something.
Stranger: CYMBALTA CAN HELP.
You: no i need some pussu
Stranger: WHATS PUSSU.
Stranger: IS IT FOREIGN.
You: its that thing you'll never get you damn nerd
Stranger: IM A LADY OK OK
You: yea like i said you'll never get it, unless yur a dyke
Stranger: yea like i said you'll never get it, unless yur a dyke
You: oh very clever
Stranger: oh very clever
You: lol wut
Stranger: lol wut
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: i love sucking tiddies
Stranger: i love sucking tiddies
You: ahahaha fuckin dyke
Stranger: ahahaha fuckin dyke
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: you first
Stranger: you first
You: no you first
Stranger: no you first
You: fucking son of a bich i hate you
Stranger: fucking son of a bich i hate you
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CyrusTheVirus

thats just my ghost
Oct 31, 2002
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legendary
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how do you feel about self gratification
You: do you have a cunt?
Stranger: oooooooo
You: do you have a cunt?
Stranger: yesss and its deep
You: does it smell
Stranger: fuk nooo
You: do you use it ?
Stranger: when youre in it
You: do you wash it?
Stranger: many times aday
You: I bet it stinks
You: I bet your lying
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CyrusTheVirus

thats just my ghost
Oct 31, 2002
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Omegle
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna hear
You: you are a stranger
Stranger: a funny story
Stranger: no no not that story
You: I was always told not to talk to strangers
You: cool story bruh
Stranger: ok pretend my name is kiara
You: did you know about human ass dawg?
You: reps teh siccness beatrice
Stranger: really
Stranger: cooler story, bro
You: the things I am telling you are true
You: and yes my story is cooler
You: thanks!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: LOL
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Apr 11, 2007
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You: on behalf of the united bruh goons of the siccness, will you unconditionally worship and love our lord and saviour human ass dog?
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Mar 21, 2007
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www.myspace.com
LOL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HI
Stranger: caps lock!
You: LAPS COCK!
Stranger: where ru from?
Stranger: ha great
You: FROM THE STREETS FOO!
Stranger: oh KILLA
Stranger: NIGGIE
You: HUMAN ASS DOG IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR
Stranger: well i hope he burns in hell with you
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: Hi asl?
You: have you ever seen a fat mexican in a ferrari
Stranger: Hell yeah essay
You: was he from ESO
Stranger: No mother focker he was from mexico
You: then FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FAT BASTARD FOR LIFE
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Feb 6, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shinigami only eat apples
You: punnani only eat pussu
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Nov 14, 2002
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: herro sirs

You: or sirsettes

You: human ass dog is the next bruce willis

Stranger: where you from?

You: ny

Stranger: i see

Stranger: im from alabama

You: how'd you get to this site?

Stranger: my friend tell me

Stranger: are you a boy?

You: more like a man... is that ok for you?

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: Chris Hansen says this is a weird convo

You: PUT YOUR HANDS UP THEYRE PLAYIN MY SONG

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: herro sirs or sirsettes
Stranger: boy
You: you like rap music sir?
Stranger: i am a good boy
Stranger: hoho
You: do you like e-40?
You: I'll good boy you all over the place.
You: do you like e-40 ads all over the siccness?
Stranger: so goodbye
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Feb 14, 2004
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lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: l;asdgjl;gj;sdgj
You: ;lasdgnl;asdn
You: dblnasdl;gn
Stranger: Ello
You: asdglmnasdfl;mnag
You: sdlnsdl;fndn
You: sdgbl;sndgbl;nsl;dfgdmn'
You: sdblk'sdml;sdmnl;sd
You: sdlkbm';s
Stranger: shit
You: lol
Stranger: Your a bit hyper i see.
Stranger: Smoke to much dope?
You: u werent expectin that were u
You: lol
Stranger: No actually, you surprised me
You: <<<<laughing out loud
You: no i just say no to drugs
You: apparently they're bad
Stranger: WHAT! I never got that memo!
You: ya my boss jus sent it to me
You: i think he was high tho
Stranger: Dam, well my boss does it too. Must have been too high to realize
Stranger: lol
You: wtf
Stranger: So are you a male or female :)
You: male
You: you?
Stranger: Well lets just say you dont want to know
Stranger: haha im asking because i dont like talking to someone with my same sex
Stranger: Its more awkward for some reason
Stranger: Oh and are you 12?
You: i use to be
You: back in the day
Stranger: I just talked to some boy who tried talking dirty and i found out he was 12
Stranger: ew
You: lmao
You: was his name Chree?
You: haha
You: lol
Stranger: No idea. It was awkward.
You: i bet it was chree then
You: lol
Stranger: who the fuck is chree
You: the dude u were talkin to lol
Stranger: (Excuse my language)
You: u can cuss all u want, i dont give a fuck lol
Stranger: and how do you know him there is thousands of people on
Stranger: (Okay good)
Stranger: So i guess your a .... male?
You: ya duh
You: lol
You: and im not 12
Stranger: ahah ya duh about the male thing or the other thing
Stranger: ..
You: i got a serio question for you
Stranger: Go for it
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: be honest
Stranger: what
Stranger: the
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: lol i cant understand that
You: most cant
You: i think only genius' can
You: lol
Stranger: or just you
Stranger: ...
You: no i know other humans that know
You: lol
You: You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
Stranger: well.
You: lol
Stranger: way to make this conversation this way
You: lol
Stranger: Act all smart because you read something that is jumbled and you make sense out of it
Stranger: But i understand that it would be easier making sense out of it in the first place.
Stranger: lol no need to make people been like shit heads
You: lol wut
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: now you dont understand me i see
Stranger: Maybe im the smart one here ;)
You: hell no ur not
You: i am
You: lol
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Dec 2, 2006
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey dad
You: Orale Narco!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: sell yourself
You: Son, I am your father HAD!
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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Phil is that you?
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: DAVID?
You: holy shit man!
You: yeah, it's David!
Stranger: How've you been?
You: good good, just got a divorce from that bitch Jessica
You: some serious shit went down
Stranger: I am fucking that bitch Jessica.
You: oh shit really?
Stranger: She is tied up in my closet right now.
You: dude...she was cheating on me with this other dude...she got AIDS now, that's why I divorced her
Stranger: Are you serious..?
You: yeah...damn, man you should get tested
Stranger:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!
You: I'm sorry Phil
Stranger: It's okay.
You: while she is in your closet can you get in a few punches for me?
Stranger: Tell your sister she should get tested..
You: dude, Becky died like 5 years ago man
You: that's just wrong
Stranger: So wait.. last night... oh god..
You: Damn, not a good week for you at all Phil
Stranger: I know...
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Hahaha... that fool did an old school rage FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
 
Feb 14, 2004
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: what the fuck
You: lol wut
Stranger: my god damn dick exploded in to my face when i read that
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