Talk with total strangers online.

[nightstalka]

You: BOSS STATUS IN THE HOOD BITCH
You: U KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS?
Stranger: yes
You: no u dont let me xplain it to u
You: A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one, get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.
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[doja14]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f uk u?
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: cool
You: do you know marty
Stranger: marty who
You: marty50
Stranger: cant say i do]
You: good
Stranger: ok?
You: ok?
Stranger: ok?
You: ok?
Stranger: ok?
You: MK?
Stranger: wat that mean
You: u have children
Stranger: yep three boys and fout girls started real early
You: wow so three fags and a dike
You: was it hard that young
Stranger: my dick?
You: u must know marty
You: hes gay like you
Stranger: o yaaa that marty i no him
You: says stupid shit like you
Stranger: we both had sex wit ur mom
You: HEY!! i dont have a mom
You: me and my dad share yours
Stranger: my b
You: so how are both your fathers
Stranger: there good actuallly but not as good as ur he gives great head
You: your mom told me same thing
Stranger: my mom told u ur dad gives great head ? so now my mom has a cock
You: no dumbass girls get head when eatin out guys get head when gettin blow job
You: step yo game up biotch
You: but your other mother.. she got a cock though
Stranger: well damn that must be some uk shit cause that aint how we say it here
You: liar
Stranger: jus simply call gettin ate out jus that and a blow job gettin head
You: just cuzz people dont say it.. but the word goes both ways.just like you
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[doja14]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m-f
You: f-m
Stranger: m
You: fag
Stranger: whats your name
You: big-robo
You: urs
Stranger: my name is barış
Stranger: baby
You: u a 90s baby
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you
Stranger: famele?
You: HAD said if you are 20 years old or younger..you gay
Stranger: will go give msn adress
Stranger: no
Stranger: no gay
Stranger: you
You: no im a product of the 70s.. but you gay
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[CyrusTheVirus]

5891 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna hear
You: you are a stranger
Stranger: a funny story
Stranger: no no not that story
You: I was always told not to talk to strangers
You: cool story bruh
Stranger: ok pretend my name is kiara
You: did you know about human ass dawg?
You: reps teh siccness beatrice
Stranger: really
Stranger: cooler story, bro
You: the things I am telling you are true
You: and yes my story is cooler
You: thanks!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: LOL
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoohooo
Stranger: any1 thr
You: i prefer google
You: what i s thr
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: i googled it but it did not work
You: asl?
You: what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: you what?
Stranger: i asked first
You: asked what?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: sssssssssss
You: what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: what do you mean
Stranger: dumbuu
You: about my sexlife?
Stranger: u a gal
Stranger: ?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: abt ur gender
You: your kind of odd
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i think so
You: your a gal
Stranger: not really
Stranger: r u?
You: why are you chatting with me then you fag
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: bye

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: vagina... do you has?
Stranger: Horny?/
Stranger: yes
You: show it to me
Stranger: No
You: why not ?
You:
Stranger: ill cyber if u want
Stranger: no pics though
You: awwww
You: are you at least 18
Stranger: yeah, 19
You: right on
You: show me your stink box
Stranger: asl?
You: 58 male montana
Stranger: fun
Stranger: im from wyoming
You: no way
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: im not there now, but i was born there.
You: that's almost close enough for me to stop by and look at your vagina
Stranger: lol
You: you emerged from the vagina in montana
You: or wyoming
Stranger: I live in iceland now though
You: so your vagina is cold then
Stranger: idk lol
You: do you have frost on your beef curtains?
Stranger: im actully in a hospital right now
You: is your vagina broken
You: ?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: pneomonia
You: do you think the nurse could take a picture of your vagina and post it online
Stranger: No
You: they don't seem to be helpful at your hospital
You: neglecting your vagina
Stranger: so the doc just said he has to take my core temp....so the thermometer
has to go in either my vag or my ass. either way its gonna suck, i take it u th
ink i should go for the first option?
You: are you into DP... do em both
You: then average teh readings
Stranger: id rather not
You: let me know which is hotter
You: i will wait
Stranger: idk which to pick
Stranger: ughhhhh
You: put it in your butt
You: and after I take it out of your butt I'll put it in your mouth
You: ass to mouth = true love
Stranger: ew
You: are you into golden showers. I like to piss on my laides
You: they seem to enjoy it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: pretty solid
Stranger: you?
You: BIG HAIRY SMELLY PUSSY
You: you have 1
You: ?
Stranger: i have a pussy
You: WOOHOO!@!!!!
You: that's kick ass!
Stranger: i know
You: are you 18 or older
Stranger: 19
You: THATS GREAT
You: are you from iceland?
Stranger: no
Stranger: usa
You: You Essay!
Stranger: essay?
You: sound it out now...
Stranger: oh
You: you ess-ay
Stranger: haha
You: not like a term paper
Stranger: haha i gotcha now
You: more like a vato loco from the varrio
Stranger: im gonna use it when people ask me where im from
Stranger: what are you talking about
You: nice
Stranger: YEAH
You: serio
Stranger: ?
You: are you down with the siccness
Stranger: siccness
Stranger: listen
Stranger: im really turned on right now and this doesnt happen ofter
Stranger: often
You: word
You: could i put it in your ass then pull it out and put it in your mouth?
You: after I finish I like to urinate on my women
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[savdout916]

You: WHATS UP BITCH
Stranger: ARE YOU BLACK!?


wtf? lol

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

lol

 

[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoohooo
Stranger: any1 thr
You: i prefer google
You: what i s thr
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: i googled it but it did not work
You: asl?
You: what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: you what?
Stranger: i asked first
You: asked what?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: sssssssssss
You: what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: what do you mean
Stranger: dumbuu
You: about my sexlife?
Stranger: u a gal
Stranger: ?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: abt ur gender
You: your kind of odd
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i think so
You: your a gal
Stranger: not really
Stranger: r u?
You: why are you chatting with me then you fag
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: bye

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: vagina... do you has?
Stranger: Horny?/
Stranger: yes
You: show it to me
Stranger: No
You: why not ?
You:
Stranger: ill cyber if u want
Stranger: no pics though
You: awwww
You: are you at least 18
Stranger: yeah, 19
You: right on
You: show me your stink box
Stranger: asl?
You: 58 male montana
Stranger: fun
Stranger: im from wyoming
You: no way
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: im not there now, but i was born there.
You: that's almost close enough for me to stop by and look at your vagina
Stranger: lol
You: you emerged from the vagina in montana
You: or wyoming
Stranger: I live in iceland now though
You: so your vagina is cold then
Stranger: idk lol
You: do you have frost on your beef curtains?
Stranger: im actully in a hospital right now
You: is your vagina broken
You: ?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: pneomonia
You: do you think the nurse could take a picture of your vagina and post it online
Stranger: No
You: they don't seem to be helpful at your hospital
You: neglecting your vagina
Stranger: so the doc just said he has to take my core temp....so the thermometer
has to go in either my vag or my ass. either way its gonna suck, i take it u th
ink i should go for the first option?
You: are you into DP... do em both
You: then average teh readings
Stranger: id rather not
You: let me know which is hotter
You: i will wait
Stranger: idk which to pick
Stranger: ughhhhh
You: put it in your butt
You: and after I take it out of your butt I'll put it in your mouth
You: ass to mouth = true love
Stranger: ew
You: are you into golden showers. I like to piss on my laides
You: they seem to enjoy it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: pretty solid
Stranger: you?
You: BIG HAIRY SMELLY PUSSY
You: you have 1
You: ?
Stranger: i have a pussy
You: WOOHOO!@!!!!
You: that's kick ass!
Stranger: i know
You: are you 18 or older
Stranger: 19
You: THATS GREAT
You: are you from iceland?
Stranger: no
Stranger: usa
You: You Essay!
Stranger: essay?
You: sound it out now...
Stranger: oh
You: you ess-ay
Stranger: haha
You: not like a term paper
Stranger: haha i gotcha now
You: more like a vato loco from the varrio
Stranger: im gonna use it when people ask me where im from
Stranger: what are you talking about
You: nice
Stranger: YEAH
You: serio
Stranger: ?
You: are you down with the siccness
Stranger: siccness
Stranger: listen
Stranger: im really turned on right now and this doesnt happen ofter
Stranger: often
You: word
You: could i put it in your ass then pull it out and put it in your mouth?
You: after I finish I like to urinate on my women
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KILLIN EM HAHAH

 

[TRAJIK1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help me
Stranger: I can't reach!
You: reach?
You: for?
Stranger: You. to help.
You: yes you can
You: ask for guidance from our lord and savior human ass dog
You: twitter.com/humanassdog
You: ask him
Stranger: Uh.....
Stranger: I don't see anyone as my "lord and saviour", let alone someone named "human ass dog".
You: he's a dog
You: not a someone
You: eat shit and die
You: piece of shit
Stranger: Right . That just makes it all the worse.
You: your mother should have aborted you
Stranger: Uh huh.
You: with a clothes hanger
You: in her bathtub
Stranger: Lovely image.
You: while she drank whiskey
You: that your dad left before he shot himself
You: cuz he didnt wanna be your dad
Stranger: I think I've had enough of your immaturity for today, so goodbye.
Also, do all of us a favor and please commit suicide.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TRAJIK1]

You: tay
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Tay?
You: yes
Stranger: What's that mean
You: it means hello
Stranger: Wow , in what language
You: the one that your drunk ass mother learned from your real dad before she met the man you call "dad"
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[nightstalka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I fuck little girls
You: cool story, bro.
Stranger: true fact G
You: compelling narrative, comrade.
Stranger: I invite them in with candy and alcohol
You: riveting tale, chap.
Stranger: and just rape the shit out of them
You: enthralling sequence of events, friend.
Stranger: It's a hobby
You: brisk narrative, male sibling.
Stranger: This one bitch was like "why!" and I was like why not haha
You: that be a fine tale, matey.
Stranger: Sort of sick in that way, prolly go to Hell
You: frigid dissertation, homeboy.
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[TRAJIK1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: say, you're up early
You: late
You: 2am
Stranger: oh? asl?
You: 22/had/cali
Stranger: had?
You: human ass dog
Stranger: right. is that a bad thing?
You: no
You: the best thing
You: i am famous
You: google me
Stranger: ok. *typing in had*
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4xi-PAOzos
Stranger: Hautes Alpes Développement
Stranger: what's that?
You: http://twitter.com/humanassdog
Stranger: (the youtube thing)
You: thats my video
You: cuz im famous
Stranger: i see...
Stranger: *watching*
You: k
You: =)
Stranger: damn. seems like u got a pretty cool life
You: yes
You: the best
You: i live on siccness.net/vb
Stranger: dude some guy even has you tattooed on his face! :O
You: we dont net bang
You: i know im like a god
Stranger: i can see. *jealous*
You: would you like to join my religion
Stranger: 22 is pretty damn old for a dog...
You: yes but not a human ass dog
Stranger: uhh... terms and conditions for joining?
You: obey and live life accodring to human ass dog
Stranger: meaning?
You: fuck bitches and live like a king
You: annnnnnnnnnnnd you gotta let me sniff your asshole
Stranger: really?
You: do it or you will not be saved
Stranger: "fuck bitches" <-- problem: i'm a girl.
You: then i shall fuck you bitch =)
You: bow to HUMAN ASS DOG
Stranger: *bowing*
You: i love you
Stranger: yay does that mean i'm now officially part of the religion?
You: yes. you are now my bitch
Stranger: great! so... now what?
You: we mate
Stranger: but you're a dog
Stranger: is this gonna hurt?
You: a human ass dog
You: can you handle 9 inches?
Stranger: umm... wait a sec
Stranger: *checking*
Stranger: yeah it should be ok
You: then there is no problem
You: after we mate you shall make me a sandwhich and watch as i dominate sicccness.net and the internets
Stranger: you eat sandwiches?
You: i eat all
You: except hot dogs
Stranger:
Stranger: what do you want in it?
You: ham turkey cheese lettuce mayo mustard and salami
You: oh and tapatio
Stranger: ... got it
You: now get to work bitch
Stranger: *getting to work*
You: you are amazing
Stranger: i know
Stranger: you're enjoying this, aren't you ^^
You: do you like to listen to vince, gilaz entertainment or track killa?
Stranger: haven't heard of them. why?
You: they are crazy
You: what about reckless
Stranger: send me a link?
You: http://www.myspace.com/gilazentertainmentstudioz
Stranger: thanks
You: http://www.myspace.com/reckless408
Stranger: listening
Stranger: it's pretty cool i guess
You: do you think they are good
Stranger: they're alright... they sort of sound like everyone else though
Stranger: are they big in california?
You: no
You: just in gilroy
Stranger: cool. well if i ever visit there, then i'll know
You: yes
You: chree likes you
Stranger: who's chree?
You: http://www.myspace.com/badintentionzchree
Stranger: how do you know he likes me?
You: he just told me
Stranger: he's next to you?
You: yes
Stranger: hi chree
You: do you like these http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/pho...714036&Signature=yHR0x/bG8GBqCSSolOIfyfzrlIw=
Stranger: no, i'm a girl...
Stranger: do you?
You: she aiight
Stranger: you know her?
You: yes
You: can you tell Stik Gilatine to hurry up with his verse? It's been months!
You: www.408inc.com
You: im going to eat virgins now, so i must leave
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it was nice talking to you had
You: likewise
Stranger: have a cool life
You: i will never forget you
Stranger: wtf this aint no max b!
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[savage]

holy shit i'm bored

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fuck you
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ok then
You: fuck off
Stranger: no.
Stranger: you fuck off
You: no you fuck off bich
You: i hate you
Stranger: you wanna go you little fag
Stranger: ill kick you ass
You: i'll fuck ur shit up bich tits
Stranger: bring it bich
You: you know that same move that Ryu does on that video game Street Fighter, i'm goin to do that to u bich
Stranger: oh im scared
You: you better be
You: i've been practicing that move for years and i've finally perfected it
You: better watch it asswad
Stranger: how about i just rip your balls off and stuff them up your ass
You: fuck dat
You: nobody can do that
You: i wont allowe it
Stranger: so the next time you shit, youll shit all over your balls
Stranger: you wouldent have a choice
Stranger: i dont give a shit if you dont allow it
You: yes i do, H.A.D. says i do
You: so fuck what u have to say
You: H.A.D. knows all
Stranger: what the fuck are you on about?
You: i'm not surprised you don't know about H.A.D. very few do. only the chosen know of H.A.D.
Stranger: sounds gay
You: your face is gay
You: like your brother
Stranger: oh no you dident
You: yesh i did
Stranger: no you dident
You: you're blinde!
You: because i know what i did and that's what i did
Stranger: well your gay
You: no i'm not
Stranger: your a towel
You: you're a homo
You: Chree is your buttbuddy
You: gay guy
Stranger: fine. but your still a towel
You: that's stupid
You: you're a big dummy
Stranger: yeah, but your a towel
You: fuck dat, you're chree's towel and that's not something you want to be
Stranger: yeah well your a big mean towel
Stranger: and your also fat
You: im not fat im fluffy
You: so u lose
Stranger: your a fat fluffles towel
You: you're a chree lookalike that dont get no pussu
Stranger: your a vagina face
You: you have penis breath
Stranger: you have a vagina where your face should be
You: you have a nut sack under your chin
You: you fail
Stranger: at least i can cover my chin sack up. its kinda hard to cover that humongus vagina
You: i'd rather have a vagina on my face then some nut sack you faggot
Stranger: really? thats gross
You: your mom is gross
Stranger: dont you be talkin bout my mumma
You: you sound like that lil wimpy dork on that movie Little Giants
Stranger: how the fuck can a giant be little?
Stranger: yeah bich
You: it's a movie fuckwad
Stranger: it makes no sense
Stranger: i bet its a really gay movie
You: ur gay jus like ur papa
You: shut up!
Stranger: you suck more than a vaccum that sucks alot of dick
You: you suck more then your slut sisters
Stranger: i fucked everyone of your sisters and never called them again
You: ya big dummy i dont have any sisters
Stranger: not that you no of
You: if i dont know of them have at it they probably have aids anyways so now u do so you lose and suck at life go crawl under a rock and never come back nobody cares about you you wont be missed
Stranger: mabey i will
Stranger: im bored now
Stranger: nice fight
Stranger: byeeeeeeee
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[TRAJIK1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~I'm male i'm 20 from china. not horny and dont wanna fuck...
You: whats up
You: you must be a fag then
Stranger: fag?
You: if your not horny
You: and dont wanna fuck
You: you should be after pussu all day
Stranger: fag?what's the meaning...
You: the prophet chreepy chree was sent to us by the great H.A.D. to tell us about this wonderful gift of pussu
You: you are a fag
You: let me find youa good definition
You: Faggot, often shortened to fag, is a pejorative term and common homophobic slur against lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people, and is English slang. Its pejorative use has spread from the United States to varying extents elsewhere in the English-speaking world through mass culture including movies, music and Internet.
You: there u go
Stranger: u mean gay?
You: yes, fag.
Stranger: ...well i'm not...
You: you have to be
You: you dont chase pussu
You: that means you are a bitch ass negga
Stranger: we chinese r not so openmindes
You: you chinese are dog eatters
You: the eternal enemy of Human Ass Dog
Stranger: i dont eat dogs
You: I demand you take your life at once!
Stranger: why...
You: For eating the ancestors of H.A.D.
Stranger: u r psycho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TRAJIK1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16/m/netherlands
You: 55/m/mississippi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TRAJIK1]

You: asl
Stranger: 23,f,denark, horny
Stranger: U?
You: pics?
You: 24/ m/ california
Stranger: http://www.sirimo.co.uk/media/stiffupperlypse/woman_bouncing_on_bed.jpg
Stranger: It's me
You: your asian?
Stranger: yeah baby
You: you eat dogs. you are the enemy of Human Ass Dog! In the word's of Tha Critic "You better google who your fuckin' wit!"
Stranger: racist!!!!!!!

 

[TRAJIK1]

i had a good as one and didnt copy & paste correctly =(

 

[Espiohti]

rofl you got me hella dying over here off the "you're chinese? the eternal enemy of Human Ass Dog!" ahahahahaha

 

[savage]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: Not this shit again
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[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
Stranger: asl
You: 44, m, USA
You: u?
You: I like them young, btw
You: not TOO young anymore
You: not after...
You: well
You: anyway
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 f florida
You: too old
You: but it'll do
You: I am now masturbating onto your breasts
Stranger: oh yummmyy
You: OH YEAH!
You: OK, I'm done
You: do you have a younger sister?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.​

 

[JAPE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is in possesion of the IP adress of a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution and do not distribute any personal information to this individual. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message. -OMEGLE STAFF]
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.