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Sep 3, 2002
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The second time I broke my hand on a fools face.
This was some Player hater bitch ass shit, but oh well.

Back in highschool I was hella tryn to fuck the new girl with the smooth skin, and good hair. Anyways the very first time I went to her house I fucked, and should've known she was a hoe not to be trusted. But I was handcuffing. After like two months one of the homies fucked at a party, this girl told me, and I was all heartbroke.
So the next day I'm at the park getting high with all kinds of heads, tryin to save face,
This dude rolls up in his volvo or some shit. So I jump up off the benches and head over to his car, and I flex on him, interrogating and shit. He's older than me by about three years, and a little bigger and he said something like 'So what?' and I just BOMBED one time and he was on his back. That wasn't enough so I started stomping him out and cussing and shit. At first everyone watching was like "OH SHIT!", and it changes to "CHILL CHILL!!!" and from their tone I thought they meant there was po's or some adult, so I just jet, ran my ass off, went to the homegirl's house and iced my hand.
That was the second time
 
Aug 3, 2006
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steal 25k from me and ill tie you up, drive you to an open field and step on you and kick your face until you die

i wish a nigga would even steal 2000 dollars from me

dudes mom would get raped that night
EXACTLY and i aint even on no super-thug shi tbut if i even got jacked for a g im bustin someones muthafuckin head open off top
 

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Feb 27, 2006
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one time....

there was a dork named Dan.

Dan was a 'placebo effect' type cat....

So we (me and a few other dudes) pissed on a small corner of binder paper & told him it was a hit of acid.... Dan ate it & insisted he was trippin hard.

good times.
I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN RIVERSIDE COUNTY...THEY USED TO GIVE YOU SALT PACKETS FOR CHOW AND SOME DUDE WAS TALKING BOUT HE NEEDED SPEED BAD...ANYWAYS I OPENED THE PACKET IN FRONT OF HIM AND POURED IT ON THE TABLE AND CUT IT UP...I DIDNT THINK DUDE WAS GONNA TAKE ME SERIOUS...NEXT THING I KNOW THIS FOOL IS SNORTING THE SALT OFF THE TABLE,EYES ALL BLOOD SHOT AND EVERYTHING...THIS FOOL YELLED OUT "DAMN THIS SHIT IS BOMB"...MOTHERFUCKERS WERE JUST TRIPPING, JAWS OPEN AFTER SEEING THAT...I SHOULD HAVE KNEW HE WASNT ALL THERE WHEN HE SAID RAMON AYALA CALLED THE COPS ON HIM FOR SMOKING METH IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM IN HIS APARTMENTS. FUUUCK.
 
Apr 15, 2006
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I WAS IN RICHMOND ONE DAY, AND FOUR SCRAP GIRLS...SHIT I GOT TO SAY THESE BITCHES WERE FIT LIKE DAMN. THEY START SCREAMING AT ME IN THEIR CHICANA ANNOYING TALK WHATEVER SO I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AND ZOOMED RIGHT PAST ONE OF THEM AND ANY INCHES CLOSER I WOULD OF HIT HER BUT I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO RIP HER POLO OFF AND THE BRA-LESS BITCHES BIG OL TA TA'S WE'RE EXPOZED.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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I did a lot of bad shit back in my day. One summer when i was about 14 I stayed a couple weeks with my cousins in Bay Point. It was a Saturday and we was wit a couple of my cousins older nerd homies but we would chill with them cause they would supply the weed and they drove so that night we was lit n swerved off some bottles we had took from my aunts stash. We was bored and driving around in walnut creek when we stopped to take a piss at a park. Im the type of kid that used to love to hear the sound of a broken window. So Im like help me load up all these rocks into the jeep. These were the perfect type of rocks to throw good size enough to do damage and had the perfect weight. They resembled to eggs when the velocirapter in Jurrassic Park were born out of. None of them pussies wanted to throw but once they saw I was bustin windows with perfect trajectory they all got in on it. Needless to say the next days newpaper had an article about vandals breaking neighborhood and car windows.

I have to many bb gun stories pre/post age when i started to drive....
 
Feb 11, 2005
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whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa


get the fuck out of this topic

lol. seriously though. thats fucked up. Even if you didn't touch her I would fucking kill you if that was my sister.

Reminded me of a story that a girl I knew told me though:
She was at this party with a bunch of hoodrats and real late into the night some girl was either passed out or roofied and there was some guys running a train on her. The dude who was the owner of the buildin was the last to go and when he finished he pulled the pillow case off her head to see who she was. It was his fucking sister. She said he flipped out, shot 2 of his friends and then shot himself in the head.
man i heard about some shit like that in san diego ..shit was crazy when i heard that ..
 
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thats crazy....

for me i use to ask for a dollar for the bus then someone took their wallet out i would snatch it and run and my friend would post 3 houses down the block to hit the person with a bat when they would chase me....

me and my friends use to push each other into tables set up on market street. the tables that be selling jewelry and polishing shoes lollll damn those were good times...
 
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I WAS IN RICHMOND ONE DAY, AND FOUR SCRAP GIRLS...SHIT I GOT TO SAY THESE BITCHES WERE FIT LIKE DAMN. THEY START SCREAMING AT ME IN THEIR CHICANA ANNOYING TALK WHATEVER SO I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AND ZOOMED RIGHT PAST ONE OF THEM AND ANY INCHES CLOSER I WOULD OF HIT HER BUT I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO RIP HER POLO OFF AND THE BRA-LESS BITCHES BIG OL TA TA'S WE'RE EXPOZED.
this fool is straight makin shit up
 
Jun 15, 2005
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I used to go to SD high which is in downtown. My friends and I would mob down there and kick people in the back for points.

1 point for a standard kick. 2 points for a headshot. 5 if they fell down.

It was bitch because we would never pick someone that could fuck us up and when they turned to face the person that kicked them, one of us would kick them from the other direction. Never fucked any women up, just bitchy men.
 
Feb 24, 2006
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used to shoot people around the neighborhood with bb guns (ppl on bikes, people walking across the street, but never little kids or good looking females) one time we shot this dudes car that was talking shit and didnt know he was in it, and when he got out of it with all his friends we started dumping. we had those little co2 powered semi auto pistol ones with the little clip haha
 
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when i was in 8th grade i was spending the night at one of my boy's house and one of my other friends was staying over that night too. well my friend whose house we were at had to wake up hella early for some shit. and me and my other friend were making hella noise or something and dude whose house it was got hella mad and kept telling us to be quiet because he had to go to sleep. So we were just still being hella loud and this fool kept telling us to be quiet. dude who was trying to sleep was sleeping on his bed and one of us was on the floor and the other one was laying on the couch. well this shit went on and on until at one point dude who was trying to sleep tried to piss on us because we wouldn't be quiet. We didn't get hit though because we used one of his comforters as a shield but i was hella pissed that he even went there. so i set my internal alarm clock and woke up at like 4:30am with revenge on my mind. homie that tried to piss on us was dead asleep laying on his back with his mouth wide open. you know when you wake you be hella having to piss right atleast I do. So i straight pissed in homey's mouth and im not talking a little whimp piss this was like a powerful stream. So both of my friend's woke up and dude woke up while I was pissing in his mouth and tried to move but the powerful stream of piss wouldn't stop i mean i was basically pissing in his mouth and face because he was moving and my aim was on point. when i stopped pissing homey really fucking swung on me with a right hand but i dodged it. then he went to his living room to sleep and was hella mad. that shit was hella funny and everyone at school found out and was fucking with him.
i woulda beat the shit outta you