some bitch ass shit YOU'VE done. your story
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I was on the "United Way" committee at a job I had back in 98. We had planned out this big function to go down on a certain day...where you could enter tournaments in games etc ect...the deal was, you had to pay to enter these tournaments (hence: fundraiser). All around a fun day...
In the midst of all that, we were to sell hot dogs, hamburgers etc etc...
Well, during the planning of all this, I ended up going to jail for some bullshit charge and came out 2 weeks later.
The main boss was cool (to an extent)...
Here's the deal: Since I had been gone for 2 weeks I put in to use my vacation time (I had the hours), but my boss said no. They said I had to put a 2 week notice before planning a vacation.
"Well, this was a surprise vacation" I told the main boss trying to make him laugh.
He was still with the "hell no" attitude, so he proceeds to tell me it'd be a month before I saw my next check...
The day of the function, I went into work hella early and made my way to the break room freezer and took the 2 huge boxes of hot dogs and 2 huge boxes of hamburger patties plus the buns...
I pretended to be sick around 8:30 a.m. and went home.
The next day everybody was talking about somebody stealing the the "United Way Committee" fundraiser food...
I was like, "Whaaaa?!?!?!? That's fucked up!!!!"
Oh, Ma there is waaaaaay more than hot dogs. At that company, we used to build big glue machines (hot melt glue) for industeries. I stole one just to be a dick, cause they swore up and down that there was no way possible to steal one of those machines from their company.
After we got laid off, my former supervisor and I ended up at the same new job...after about 2 years I was laid off at this new job.
...so when I went in the next week to pick up my last / final check. I took and left the big glue machine (I had stole from my previous job) on top of my ex-supervisors car.
I ran into him a few months after that and he was cracking the fuck up and said, "You fuckin' asshole."
AIIGHT IMA AIR MYSELF OUT. ME AND MY MOMS BOYFRIEND NEVER GOT ALONG AND MY MOM WAS BRAGGIN TO ME ABOUT HOW HE JUST FLIPPED A NEW WHIP AND PUT SOME 22'S AND BEAT IN IT. THAT SAME NIGHT I HIT UP MY HOMEBOY AND HAD HIS ASS ROBBED. LOL HE WAS BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE. TEARS AND EVERYTHING. I WAS HATIN BUT SO WUT, FUCK HIM
Believe it Homie. The misunderstanding is, it wasn't just plain ol' weenies and shit. This was on some gourmet polish sausage shit these rich folks had bought from some upscale yup-it-e-yuppy place.
My boss at my last job was the type that believed everybody is stupid and he's the smartest person to ever walk the earth. He called me into his cubicle one day and is talking down to me like I'm some idiot.
I love this kind of shit because it's a clear sign that person has let their guard down and it's open season on my end.
He turns around to to fiddle with some bullshit (pretending to be hella busy), and I swoop the phone head set he had on laying on his desk...hella quick, stuck it in my jacket.
He turns back around and continues to fiddle...put's his hand down where the head set was and has a confused look on his face. He mumbles to himself, "Hmmmm..it was right here." then proceeds to carry on with the bullshit meeting we we're having (I forget what it was about).
I done the rock throwing shit plenty of times even hit a cop car one time but they didn't find us..
One time me and a few friends were purdy faded drivin around and I see this queer so I tell my friend to pull around the block and I walked up on the guy and socked him with my bottle in hand dude took off like flash gordon holdin his face...
Another night me and my friend were driving in his big ass bronco and we came up on this arabian dude on a nice ten speed and I tried hittin him with the door and I missed and he started cussing at us and we came up to a stop light and he rolled up so I jumped out with this bigg ass crocodile dundee knife and dude dropped his bike ran into the subway (fast food) and hopped over the counter so I grabbed his bike and threw it in the back of my boys bronco and rolled out.........
Used to break off peoples car emblems for no reason at all.....
This aint bad but I stll do it all the time, when someone is in the shitter shut off the light...shits fuckin hilarious as hell...
One time a friend of mine was passed out and me and some friends took off his clothes and threw him on the balcony in the morning when everyones on their way to work...
another time my friend passed out and we shaved his eyebrows wrote all over him put him in front of living room glass door which is right next to the highway opened up the door and turned on the light for everyone passin by to see and this was at his parents house...
One time me and a few friends were purdy faded drivin around and I see this queer so I tell my friend to pull around the block and I walked up on the guy and socked him with my bottle in hand dude took off like flash gordon holdin his face...
Another night me and my friend were driving in his big ass bronco and we came up on this arabian dude on a nice ten speed and I tried hittin him with the door and I missed and he started cussing at us and we came up to a stop light and he rolled up so I jumped out with this bigg ass crocodile dundee knife and dude dropped his bike ran into the subway (fast food) and hopped over the counter so I grabbed his bike and threw it in the back of my boys bronco and rolled out.........
Used to break off peoples car emblems for no reason at all.....
This aint bad but I stll do it all the time, when someone is in the shitter shut off the light...shits fuckin hilarious as hell...
One time a friend of mine was passed out and me and some friends took off his clothes and threw him on the balcony in the morning when everyones on their way to work...
another time my friend passed out and we shaved his eyebrows wrote all over him put him in front of living room glass door which is right next to the highway opened up the door and turned on the light for everyone passin by to see and this was at his parents house...