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MzCiN

MzCiN

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#184
Apr 13, 2007
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lol @ orange thrower. yea i think this dudes lyin too his 1st story i didnt even think he was serious. i thought he was bein sarcastic or some shit.
 
MobMuzic707

MobMuzic707

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#187
Apr 15, 2006
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IF YOU CANT RIP A $14 CHARLIE BROWN OFF A PERSON WHILE DRIVING AT 95. HIT THE THE GYM NIGGAS AND WORK ON THAT GRIP FOO AND STOMPER I'D EXPECT BETTER FROM YOU WITH ALL THE WACKING OFF YOU AND IKILLSURGURLIMAN DO.
 
Pak Dan

Pak Dan

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#191
Apr 13, 2007
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rose town ryda said:
it didnt even look like a fall it looked like he jumped in the air straight onto his back, like somebody would do on a trampoline and bounce back up to thier feet, except he didnt he just flopped on the ground.
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hahahahahhahahahha i seen shyt like that. one time,me and my boys were sliding on this boogi board after it just rained and shyt on the mud. we poured soap too and one of us would stand on the board and the other would pull at it and shyt. so one of my homies was going on and another one was pulling it. so he gets on, and homeboy starts to pull hard. hes goin in a straight line and then he pulls it to the left and the guy on the board just goes completely sideways in the air, and BLAP, falls on his side hard. i was laughing hella hard cuz u could see the whole thing in slow motion..


he was bleeding a lil too
 
Doberman

Doberman

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#193
May 1, 2003
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I hit a homeless man in the head with a 40oz bottle when I was a teenager. He was just sittin against the wall minding his own. Looking back now...that was kinda fucked up.
 
Gas One

Gas One

Moderator
#194
May 24, 2006
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#194
^ i hit a transsexual with a 40 bottle on polk st in SF, it didnt like hit him full on but it smashed all over his feet, dude ran at me in heels up a hill

shit is actually videotaped

i also used to push homeless peoples carts down van ness streets steep ass hill in frisco at like 2am while they slept..id just take they cart and push that shit all the way down the hill headed to fishermans wharf

they started chaining the carts..

i also urinated off of the third story window in my dorm with people passing obviously
 
WXS STOMP3R

WXS STOMP3R

SENIOR GANG MEMBER
#195
Feb 27, 2006
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DopeBoyFresh said:
^Im gonna agree with this orange thrower for once,dudes storys are no where near realistic how do you rip a shirt clean off a bitch while drivin by?
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IM THE BEST ORANGE THROWER THIS SIDE OF CALI...I HIT AN ENEMY FROM A HUNDRED YARDS AWAY, DUCKING AND DODGING BULLETS...ALL WHILE THROWING ON ONE KNEE LIKE JAMARCUS RUSSELL DURING TRYOUTS...FORENSICS COULDNT TELL IF IT WAS A SUNKIST OR A HOMEGROWN...THEY COULDNT PIN IT ON ME SINCE I ONLY HAD TANGERINES GROWING IN MY BACKYARD...LOL

NOW THATS HOW YOU TELL STORIES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
 
WXS STOMP3R

WXS STOMP3R

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#197
Feb 27, 2006
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#197
Gas One said:
until they got a warrant for your house and found the underground closet full of bags of oranges bought from the mexican mafia at a san diego truck stop...

tried to throw the authorities off with that out of city citrus....
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SHHH THAT WAS NEVER TO BE REVEALED!!! NOW I GOTTA GO BACK ON THE RUN...AND START SLEEPING AT MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE SO THEY DONT CATCH ME SLIPPING AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
 
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