your laptop battery is going to explode in your face one day sending chemicals and debris directly into your eyes, as you run around screaming terrified and blind as your eye sockets ooze blood and eye fluids and tissue the battery will slowly start to smolder then catch fire, burning down your flat and killing your girlfriend and pets, and for the rest of your life all you will have to call your own is the knowledge of having a terrible disfigured face that makes unseen strangers cold and distant, and the permanent darkness that consumes your blind existence, as you lay homeless in the streets of australia begging for basic sustenance