"body of a goddess face from hell" -Kurupt
...I used to have an old roommate like that, HIDEOUS face, GORGEOUS body
One night we all get drunk & she is laying on the couch in my bedroom & starts playing with herself after everyone had pretty much passed out but me because I was railing yola all night lol, IONO if she thought she was alone, or what but I made my way over to that fucking couch quicker than a mother fucker & did what any warm blooded man would do & beat it like a champ
she woke up in my bed the next morning & was playing the "huh? what? ...what happened? how'd I get in here" role ....a few days later her best friend / homegirl & I are fuckin around & she tells me that ole girl was bragging to her about what happened & she wanted to get down too.
GOOD TIMES!
I miss my early 20's, I was a damn whore.