Clean out your colons!

[mustynutz]

girl just sniff that shit up....play scarface....

 

[JIM HAT]

its hella expensive

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

ferreal? how much dude? i might be able to access some extra colon blow for a good friend....but i am curious as to the price of this lil ditty. i imagine shooting fire out of your asshole comes at a cost....but i think we both know that an explosion of this magnitude is worth it.

 

[MeloTrauma]

Cant you just take a box of Exlax to the face and have the same effect?

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

no. this will clean out your pipes till you shit nothing but a black tar-like substance. it's the real deal. my boy at a station in san diego took it and said it cleared his tubes out something serious.

 

[MeloTrauma]

^^^ Maybe thats not such a good thing. If I had black tar comin out my ass Id be scared shitless (pun intended)

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I'll let you know. I had to stop taking the powder cuz it made me want to hurl the biscuits. Now I am taking the less effective pill form, but I'm willing to risk the slower turnaround. The last thing I need is to be simultaneously ralphing and shitting. I don't keep enough paper towels in the house for a mess like that.

 

[Chevy Man]

i take a shit everyday, sometimes twice man so i aint trippen hahaa

 

[stressfacta]

u shit yet??????????

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I THINK THIS THREAD HAS TO GO TO THE CLASSICS!!!!!

How many agree to this here statement? I must say I'm fairly impressed with the direction the colon thread has taken. Please vote somehow....I dunno how to do a poll.

 

[Chevy Man]

actually yeah i have...n it wasnt no fuckin black tar neither..it was a nice n green JK hahahaa LOL naw it was tha usualy brown peanutty shit!! HAHAHHAHAA!!

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

u shit yet??????????

Yea but it's still not the foot-long I was looking for. I need to take more pills. 2 pills, 3 times a day should keep the sphinkter clean as a whistle by my estimation. To be continued....

 

[Chevy Man]

How many agree to this here statement? I must say I'm fairly impressed with the direction the colon thread has taken. Please vote somehow....I dunno how to do a poll.

DONE DEAL!!

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Please vote here:

http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?threadid=73600

 

[BAMMER]

I'm throwing my anal porn out.I hope your happy!!

Bye Bye Briana........

 

[P-Nut]

:cheeky: lmao @ this thread

classic !!!

good shit sarge. lol

 

[JIM HAT]

http://www.healthfairy.com/best/colon/index.asp

HERE IT IS!

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Holy Shit!! You found it on the net! Yup, that's my poison alright. I interviewed that cat Dr. Ritter aka Dr. Doody. Friendly fella. Probably has the cleanest colon this side of the Mississip!

 

[JIM HAT]

i think its a scam, you keep taking the stuff.. but the shits are never enough and you just want more and more and bigger and bigger.

 

[stressfacta]

ok, whats up with this Shit wheres the foot long hogie already come on searg we are all waiting....tick tock girl