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MC_PM$

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I am serious, where can I get some of this powder? I mean I also read somwhere that the Duke himself John Wayne had about 50lbs of fecal matter in his rectum stored the day he died. Normal people store about 10lbs in a lifetime, but the Duke topped them all off and I don't want to end up like that.

Where can I get a hold of this powder?
 
gimpypimp

gimpypimp

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Normal people store about 10lbs in a lifetime, but the Duke topped them all off and I don't want to end up like that.
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That's the point...normal people don't store that much crap in their body.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.
 
Cranky

Cranky

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I think you might want to take some Docusate Sodium (stool softener) in preparation for the fuckin' tree trunk that is going to emerge from your rectum. If you haven't shit in three days, and that stuff is supposed to clean out your bowels, just imagine the feces that has accumulated that will need to be evacuated. That can't be a very comfortable process when it decides to make an exit.......It's probably going to be like a concrete brick of turd......
 
28g w/o the bag

28g w/o the bag

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#60
Jan 18, 2003
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Sergeant Hustle said:
day 3....what the fuck is going on here? i haven't shit in 3 days! something serious is about to go down in a minute. i am uncomfortable as all hell. HELP!
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go to Togo's and order u a Family Size #9 with extra extra extraextraextraextra Pastrami..... and load that muthafucka up with Pork & Beans

p.s. too much in-for-may-shun!!
 
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