Clean out your colons!

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Dana Dane

Dana Dane

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May 3, 2002
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Im sorry brown-eye
I never meant to hurt you
but constipation makes me cry, so tonite
Im cleaning out my colon


^Am I the only one who saw this? This is the reply of the century.
 
Sergeant Hustle

Sergeant Hustle

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Yea, early in day four. But I must say it was not the satisfying shit I was expecting. Remember as a young child the satisfying shits you once took? You'd sit down and be relieved as the weight of the world slid through your asshole and you were a better person? Those shits come few and far between these days. I was hoping this program would take me back to the good times of old. So far it has not, though I am optimistic. More later.
 
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stressfacta

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yeah for real, after u come in from runnin around on the st.s and u tell your friends u have to go eat dinner and u barely make it to the toilet and BAm all comes out...........its like your a whole new person......clean your colon seargant clean it for us
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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man, 3 days pass and not a single bloody burning sphincter...?


Sargeant, be sure to push reallly hard when you shit girl....spread those cheeks far and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush....I want to hear about clogged toilets and repair men calling for backup....I want to hear about immense defication..... to the point of tears!!!
I'm talkin bout gallons of chocolate pudding blasted through your internal linng and out you in a furious frenzy......



Moral of this story:

Colon cleansing shakes are the only thing thats full of shit.
 
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JIM HAT

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May 13, 2002
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@Sergeant Hustle-----

ok i wanna take a big black one, so i call this number and say "i want my colon clean" and they send me some shit?
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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mustynutz said:
man, 3 days pass and not a single bloody burning sphincter...?


Sargeant, be sure to push reallly hard when you shit girl....spread those cheeks far and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush....I want to hear about clogged toilets and repair men calling for backup....I want to hear about immense defication..... to the point of tears!!!
I'm talkin bout gallons of chocolate pudding blasted through your internal linng and out you in a furious frenzy......
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WAR ASSplosions
 
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BIG J

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Apr 26, 2002
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Holy Shit, This is Hilarious, My brother and I were talkin' about this the other day, and I just saw this thread. LOL!

I'm not sure If I would really need this, I take like anywhere from 3 to 4 shits a day.

Good Shit!
 
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