Clean out your colons!

[Sergeant Hustle]

Update:

Three hours after consuming the first horrible dose of the powerdy substance dissolved in some OJ, there's definitely a rumbling going on. I'm bubbilatin'....and not in the way rap professionals do.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

JOHN WAYNE HAD 50 POUNDS OF SHIT IN HIM WHEN HE DIED

 

[-TiM C-]

^^what a sav!

"But you read it and responded. Clean your colon Tim C. Perhaps you'd be happier and have more energy. I'll give you the 800 number."

how could i resist? the title said clean out your colons... hahaha

i'm gonna come drop some smart ass shit in your threads as long as u keep doin it in other ppl's shit

 

[stressfacta]

this threads the shit

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

i'm gonna come drop some smart ass shit in your threads as long as u keep doin it in other ppl's shit

Deal!

 

[WiCkEd]

ON THAT SHOW JACK ASS ,THEY GO TO THE DOCTOR TO GET THIER COLONS CLEAN FOR LAUGHS ON CAMERA,AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY STICK SOME BIG ASS TUB UP YOUR GUT,LITERALLY PUMPING THE SHIT OUT YOUR ASS...LOOKS PAINFULL....

 

[TONY206]

i think they put water up your ass so it gets all loose and u gotta take a big ass crap right after, i think its called an Enema

 

[TONY206]

how much was that powder? i bet theres hella nasty ass crap in my colon and shit after all the jack in the box and mcdonalds i eat

 

[TrEmEnDo InDo]

FuCk that

All you really gotta do is eat FIBER

so I'm straight on the COlonic

I'll just stick to eating nothing but fruit for a week

 

[jay deuce]

this threads the shit

lmao

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

how much was that powder? i bet theres hella nasty ass crap in my colon and shit after all the jack in the box and mcdonalds i eat

I dunno how much it costs since they hooked up the jocks for free....but I have the 800 number at the station...i'll post it tomorrow. My gut feels really not good right now. I hope something happens soon cuz I'm a lil uncomfortable over here.:eyecross:

 

[Roastem]

this post is vey "lady-like" keep it up sarge

 

[Deep Thought]

A foot-long turd? I want proof. Get a digi-cam Sarge.

 

[Nightbreed]

so how did it go? if it worked out...post up the number. i want to try it.

i also heard there's some type of cabbage soup you can make to help clean your colon.

 

[mustynutz]

fuckin cliifhanger.....i wanna hear about the anal carnage that this foot long turn of black shit is causing you....




or are you still on the toilet.....

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

dude...i haven't even been able to shit yet. my stomach is killing me over here. the number is 800 216 8985. by the way....that shit tastes nasty as fuck. if you have a weak stomach or a low tolerance for foul smelling/tasting items....get the pills and not the powder.

i feel like i'm pregnant.:dead:

 

[Nightbreed]

a day later and you still can't shit? i don't know... i might just make some cabbage soup.......

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

i think it takes a day or two to start working? *crosses fingers*

 

[MeloTrauma]

Careful, your gonna have one hell of an anal explosion.

Seargeant, youve GOT TO post a pic of this mammoth turd!

 

[chubbybadguy]

u can do this shit in SD or something. i herad about this. colon is serious