Am I the only shrimp dicked mutha fucka around here

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Some Random Asshole
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Apr 25, 2002
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JLMACN said:
^^^wrong...

get educated my friend. thats a myth....

oh and the reason your condoms bust is...becuase your dick is not filling the condom all the way....its letting air in...and each time you "hump"....it fills with air...more and more....(like a balloon each time you blow)..

so....maybe you have the same problem as MeloTrauma...


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Real talk...

if you're gonna fuck and use a condom, LEARN HOW TO PUT THE MUTHA FUCKA ON!!!

they have fuckin instructions with them, it aint' fuckin rocket science...
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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Dec 25, 2003
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Dana Dane said:
adds melo to my list of siccness members i would NEVER goose.
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Melo...Never

City of Vallejo...Check
Gamma Kappa Phi...Check
Old ass bummy nigga at the Greyhound station talkin bout he George Bush...Check

Dirty Shoez...Nah thats fucked up.
 
POLTERGEIST

POLTERGEIST

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Sep 18, 2002
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this reminds me...i kinda of nutted in this beezy the other night and she said she took the morning after pill. does that shit actually work? now shes complaining she is sick. could she be pregnant?
 
POLTERGEIST

POLTERGEIST

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Sep 18, 2002
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WHITE DEVIL said:
Morning after pill works sometimes, not all the time.

And yes, she could definitely be pregnant.
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fuck. it better fuckin work. or im gonna have to pushthe bitch down some stairs or punch her in the stomach.

dubbc, thats what i thought. but she just called be complaining about bein sicc, and i started trippin.
 
Ethereal

Ethereal

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Mar 18, 2003
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MeloTrauma said:
or does anyone else have a problem with condoms slipping off during sex? I mean, this has happened like 6 times in 8 months. Its never happened before. Then I gotta retreive it from the poon, which isnt easy. Sometimes when it comes off i dont even know, so I keep pounding away not realizing that Im driving the condom deeper into her snatch. Then it comes time to retrieve it, its like all up in her cervix and shit. Only the very tips of my fingers can clutch it. I swear its like trying to remove a hook from a largemouth bass that swallowed your bait.
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I don't know if anyone has covered this but you might not be so shrimp-dicked after all. IF you are fuckin and you bust, and you keep fuckin without pullin out to put on a NEW condom, your shit will slip out of the condom and that baggage is long gone. Yes I learned this the hard way.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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i think i honestly rather not have sex, versus use a condom.

anyone promiscuous enough to need protection with me is x'ed out of the box to begin with. casual sex dosent do it for me.

every girlfriend has gotten the "you know i'll stab your face until your unrecognizable if you ever give me a disease, right?" talk.
 
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William206

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Damn I havnt laughed so hard In a long ass time damn...think I started to tear up




Yeah.. The frist bitch i ever fucked.. Took off the condom while I was fucking.. and I didnt care then..

every bitch after that.. condom all the way..

Fuck that shit I trust No hoe


people.. really have 2in dicks? Like when its hard??
that shit cant be ture.. thats like nothing

I cant belive.. Like maybe 4 or 5 being the smallest hard.. but 2

yeahhhhhhh Right..


But why would any guy admit to that.. I still dont believe it.. but It really doesnt matter..

cuz if guys got that small of dicks.. then I can hold my head very proud

and then shaft..
 
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