Am I the only shrimp dicked mutha fucka around here

[Defy]

I had that problem once or twice when I was a teenager, but now when I put on condoms it seems like the little ring thing is way too fucking tight....every time I take the condom off I have ring around the dick :ermm:

 

[C-DUBB]

lol.. ring around the dick ....yea that sucks

 

[usernamex]

condoms are for punks.

 

[phil]

HOW YOU GETTING IT THAT DEEP IN HER IF YOUR DICK IS THAT SMALL? WHERE YOU HAVE TO "DIG IT OUT HER CERVIX"

 

[650Ubeezy]

HOW YOU GETTING IT THAT DEEP IN HER IF YOUR DICK IS THAT SMALL? WHERE YOU HAVE TO "DIG IT OUT HER CERVIX"

good question

 

[Dana Dane]

adds melo to my list of siccness members i would NEVER goose.

 

[650Ubeezy]

for real!

pull it off & it gets caught on the head.


horrible fucking look, i might add.

bitches think nothing is more UN-SEXY then a cummy rubber on a 1/2 limp dick.

lol @ "cummy"

 

[Dana Dane]

Freaks knows how to paint a picture with words!

 

[KillaClown]

lol, my boy was with his girl and the shit slipped off. that rubber was stuck deep inside her for something like 3 days, nasty hoe. I thought it was fuckin hilarious. My homie's all like "man, I just can't reach the fuckin thing! its too deep!" and she tells me the next day "I was laying in my bed for an hour last night trying to get it out... but I cant get to it!"

funny as all fuck..

but yeah, JL got the knowledge for ya'll. Condoms most always break because you leave air in the tip. You needs ta keep it wrapped tight.

 

[GHP]

After round 1 i can't even use one, i won't be able to feel nothing I always end up tearing it off mid session and go commando and bust all over babys chest, yeah and that ring around the dick thing is a bitch too

 

[JLMACN]

lol, my boy was with his girl and the shit slipped off. that rubber was stuck deep inside her for something like 3 days, nasty hoe. I thought it was fuckin hilarious. My homie's all like "man, I just can't reach the fuckin thing! its too deep!" and she tells me the next day "I was laying in my bed for an hour last night trying to get it out... but I cant get to it!"

funny as all fuck..

but yeah, JL got the knowledge for ya'll. Condoms most always break because you leave air in the tip. You needs ta keep it wrapped tight.

ur boy must got little fingers...
cause a girl is only 5-6 deep...

So all these Beezys talkin like they can all take 8-9-10+ inches....is lyin..

dont believe the hype!!!!!

you teenage boys got promise.

ahahhaha

:cheeky:

5000

 

[MeloTrauma]

HOW YOU GETTING IT THAT DEEP IN HER IF YOUR DICK IS THAT SMALL? WHERE YOU HAVE TO "DIG IT OUT HER CERVIX"

Maybe its not her cervix, but its the part where it feels like the pussy ends, if that makes any sense.

This also reminds me about the time my brother was fuckin this one broad from behind, and on an outstroke, he pulled out somebody elses condom that had been left behind.

 

[Defy]

::in jeezy voice:: dddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn

 

[theYOCarea]

Maybe its not her cervix, but its the part where it feels like the pussy ends, if that makes any sense.

This also reminds me about the time my brother was fuckin this one broad from behind, and on an outstroke, he pulled out somebody elses condom that had been left behind.

thats fuckin horrible but I bet he said fuck it and finished anyways huh

 

[650Ubeezy]

This also reminds me about the time my brother was fuckin this one broad from behind, and on an outstroke, he pulled out somebody elses condom that had been left behind.

Oh shit.....lol

 

[Y-S]

That's madly bizarre

 

[MeloTrauma]

thats fuckin horrible but I bet he said fuck it and finished anyways huh

According to him... yes.

 

[2-0-NINE]

or does anyone else have a problem with condoms slipping off during sex? I mean, this has happened like 6 times in 8 months. Its never happened before. Then I gotta retreive it from the poon, which isnt easy. Sometimes when it comes off i dont even know, so I keep pounding away not realizing that Im driving the condom deeper into her snatch. Then it comes time to retrieve it, its like all up in her cervix and shit. Only the very tips of my fingers can clutch it. I swear its like trying to remove a hook from a largemouth bass that swallowed your bait.

LMAO! You made a similar thread about this in the Classic Forums HAHA!

 

[MeloTrauma]

^^^Where? This just started happening a little while ago.

 

[jr916]

damn melo-you just fucked off any chance of gettin sum siccness pussy.....haha........yeah right,we all know the girls on here are delicate flowers waiting for marriage