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SF Slimm

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you either need to demote yourself to a smaller size condom or she must be slobbin on your shit making your shit wet before you puttin on the condom. try drying it with a hair dryer first to dry your shit up then put the condom on. you should get better traction and more grip.
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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SF Slimm said:
you either need to demote yourself to a smaller size condom or she must be slobbin on your shit making your shit wet before you puttin on the condom. try drying it with a hair dryer first to dry your shit up then put the condom on. you should get better traction and more grip.
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Your right about her slobbin my shit, I didnt even think about that. But smaller size condom??? Unless its a Magnum then condoms are pretty much all the same size.
 
Defy

Defy

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Jan 23, 2006
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oh my god....I remember putting on a "tuxedo" condom one time and that shit was waaaaaaaay too fucking tight....I swore my circulation got cut off and that shit was kinda hurting....my shit immediately went soft.....luckily I had different condoms :classic:
 
C.M.P CEO

C.M.P CEO

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Jun 6, 2006
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once u fuck w/o a condom the transition of goin back to it is so fuckin hard,my future too bright so i gotta strap up but sumtimes i just be thinkin like damn,her shit is hella good,i kno its gon be even better w/o this condom,but i just keep strokin.

condoms is wack tho but i gotta stay alive and i dont want no kid,even thought about gettin my tubes tied or whateva the fuck just so i can keep goin wit out a condom,then i thought,hmm i can still catch aids,so i just said fuck it.trojans for me.

trojaaaaaaaaaaaan man Hmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

haha
 
Defy

Defy

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Jan 23, 2006
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Defy said:
oh my god....I remember putting on a "tuxedo" condom one time and that shit was waaaaaaaay too fucking tight....I swore my circulation got cut off and that shit was kinda hurting....my shit immediately went soft.....luckily I had different condoms :classic:
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and I don't mean the tuxedo "dickeration"
 
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