Am I the only shrimp dicked mutha fucka around here

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JackArtist510

JackArtist510

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when i used to wear condoms it happened a few times.. at first i thought the condom was too small or some shit but if she was ridin me it would pull up the condom. i never could figure out why
 
up2nogood

up2nogood

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Gilroy
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never had that problem...maybe you need to cop a small size brah brah....
MeloTrauma said:
This also reminds me about the time my brother was fuckin this one broad from behind, and on an outstroke, he pulled out somebody elses condom that had been left behind.
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you know what the siccness is???????.....the siccness is when you fuck'n a bitch from the back and on a backstorke you pull out another mu'fuckaz comdom that's been there for god knows how long lol...don't tell me your brother ate it out before he beat the pussy....ughhhhhhhhh.....
 
R

R

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^^ tell ur mum 2 make fried onions then say they reminded u 2 ask him cos they look like an old condom
 
Masked Lemon

Masked Lemon

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jayda650 said:
You want to squeeze the air out of the resivour tip before putting them on. that might help
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I think that might of been the problem too... I haven't bothered with condoms in a while though, the last 4 or 5 girls I have been with have all had their tubes tied. It definitely isn't a problem of me not filling the condom, which Icould prove to the ladies if need be.
 
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