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We met in the fifth grade. I was new and scared, having just moved to a small town where everyone but me had known each other since they were born. She was a loner, because she was quiet and shy. I was drawn to her, she welcomed me. The first time I invited her to my house, it was awkward. We...

its fun fuckin wit people on AIM , chat rooms etc.... heavensstarlight: im from NC too friendlydann27: hello heavensstarlight: hi ya friendlydann27: Sorry, i'm not relaly used to this thing friendlydann27: just bought a computer last week heavensstarlight: lol heavensstarlight: i see...

So You Hit on an underage Girl ? It's inevitable nowadays. As time progresses, skirts get shorter and shirts lift ever closer to the much-hailed under-breast. It used to be scandalous to show your ankles, now women are walking around with duct tape and string. In the modern world we are...

Every week we read that something we believe is bad for us actually has beneficial health effects. One week it's coffee, the next is pizza - and every other day it's red wine. But can these stories really be true? That depends how you interpret the facts. To demonstrate, Ian Sample...

Washington (CNN) -- Crack cocaine, first made popular in the 1980's has rode the retro tidal wave back into main stream culture. From eighty year olds to eight year olds, everyone loves it, and what's not to love? Crack cocaine first appeared in the 1980's as a cheaper and more powerful...

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It's amazing how much a bad relationship can impact someone's life. My psycho ex put me though so much craziness that one day she got me to a point of being suicidal. One late night, after another mind-game phone conversation, I decided I had enough. I got in my car and just started driving with...

I've waited for this moment my whole life. I don't know how, why or when I became fascinated with Taiwan...maybe it was just the way the word looked on paper. Maybe it was the promise that life is completely different there than it is here in NY. Maybe if I was on the opposite side of the world...

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Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Cinderella. She stayed with her rich father and her cruel stepmother named Martha and stepsisters named Honey and Rosie. It was a wonder that the gentleman chose the mean, stingy bitch as his wife. They were the subject of many rumours, some say he got...

FUPA (Noun) ( foo-paah) " Fat Upper Pussy Area " This is that fat area on a girl thats not quite a stomach, not quite part of the pussy, its just a fat ass pouch, looks as though it could be used to smuggle cocaine through borders...The shit is foul, BITCH DO SOME SIT UPS...i coud understand...

Siccness, I have a confession to make. I am an anteater. I wear a turtleneck all year, in winter AND in summer... for I have no choice. I have an "intact penis", and I am not alone. Well over 80% of living men today are carrying just a little more weight between their legs than they need...

No one's ever accused me of being the smartest man alive. Or hanging out with the smartest men alive, for that matter (see my How Not To Go Rafting posts). I've always had the tendency to hang with the crazies. Life just seems more interesting that way. Rebels, socio-paths, the insane. There's...

The Border Run....(time killer) So my Mexican friend Miguel called me up last week. "Hey man, I'm thinking about coming over to America. How do I do that?" Scratching my head, I replied, "Well, you'd probably want to fly in. I can pick you up at the airport." "No," he said, "I can't fly. I...

Things are going well during the heavy petting portion of making out. She makes the first move, unzipping your pants and having a go at your pink steel. (Or mocha thunder, for all the brothers) "This is awesome!" you proclaim as you are both getting hot and bothered. She finishes up and...

ima be offline till tuesday...it was fun arguing and clowning wit ya'll all week....lol i'll have more pointless stories that no one reads on tuesday... Sarge...when you get the stick outta ya ass, comejoin some meaningful conversationss. BigBootyQT.....YOUR LIKE SO THE BOMB.love the...

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