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Do you want to have that perfect six pack to show off in your hidden camera sexcapades? Ever wonder why people call you tubby? Here is a hint, its because you're fat. Have you ever been caught urinating on a bums shopping cart while he was asleep in it? If you answered yes to any of these...

maybe im trippin, ya'll let me know, but maybe dude should consolidate all his daily news posts into one post ?

Who got the best deals in the bay on flyers and stickers ...?

Anyone got these....Holla at ya boy cause i need em.....

Marcia Sanders was washing dishes in the kitchen, as her son burst through the front door in tears. She knew instantly what the commotion was about. "Oh, honey! Did that Jimmy boy make fun of you again?" she asked, running to him and wiping his tears. "Y-y-yes. He m-made fun of m-my of...

It's a Monday night; all my friends are going out on the town. "Jobless mother fuckers" I say aloud to my roommate who is also going out on the town. Monday night is the best night to go out in Derby; all the studenty bars choose that night to make the beer cheaper and therefore the clientele...

Ricky Williams is my new personal Jesus. As most of you by now are probably aware, the Miami Dolphins star running back, one of the best in the game, retired last week in large part because of this desire to continue smoking marijuana. I repeat, he is walking away in his prime from a game that...

i just love blowin some bomb on a nice ass day like this......

The Slacker He awoke in a cold sweat moments before the alarm would have went off. He rolled over and turned it off, narrowly averting its pounding drone. Grabbing the three-foot Graphix bong (bowl still packed from the night before) from beside his bed and a lighter off the floor, he took...

The Narc and the One-Hitter (A Fable for Stoners) Once upon a time in the 70's, in a small two-roomed brick house nestled in the Welsh countryside, lived a commune of hippies. They kept to themselves mostly and never bothered anyone, and wouldn't have even if there had been anyone within...

http://www.r4f1.btinternet.co.uk/vids/trax.WMV Little homie in the back is FEELING "it"....lol

If anyone livin in the SF Bay Area got a room for rent for ya boy , get at me. I got $500 a month for you, and nothing but smoke in between, i'll even chip in on utilities and food. Holla at ya boy, especially if you near a bart station. Im dead serious bout this, i need somewhere to stay for...

ok..heres a quick rant bout some shit im going through aiight this broad i been fuckin wit for 2 year or so, she got 2 kids from some other dude, i wasnt trippin when i met her. apparently dude used to beat her for year and thats why her kids got learning disabilites and shit cause he did it...

Whats cracking ya'll we gonna get these crackin again on here... Round 1 Young Kobesoz the Burlingame Killa VS Shaw Powers the Seatown king Come wit it.....

Cheek to Cheek BANG* *BANG* Two shots rang as loud as thunder, everyone in the bar silenced and looked for the cause of the noise, the thumping bass went dead and a circle slowly opened up on the dance floor. One man standing and one lifeless body lay in a pool of crimson, slowly increasing...

So I woke up the other day with a mean hard-on. When my mom came to wake me up, she noticed this and proceeded to mount me. "Gotta kill the snake!" she said with a toothy grin while she gyrated her hips in a sexy fashion. She hadn't done this before, but I think she's peeked in on me with some...

http://www.victoriagivens.com/worldrecord.html Free for those that wish to attend...See you there I'd hate to be the last guy who gets there....

today i must tell you all a story of my own. It all happened when i had to get knee surgery, i done gone and hurted muh knee, so i had to get some stuff done to it. But when i went for surgery, they put me to sleep, and numbed my ankle, not my knee. So when i woke up, i was in EXTREME pain...

hell yeah...lol....damn talk about feelin rejected by peers....lol

10) Look, honey, I found the remote! 9) Hold on for just a sec... this would go GREAT with tartar sauce. 8) Damn, I've never seen one of THOSE before... 7) Is there something in my teeth? Quick, get it out! 6) I think I'm going to need another beer for this. 5) Oh, nasty...