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  1. mustynutz

    a real time killer

    Barry McGraw was an average person with an average age living an average life. He put on his average tie and shirt, average slacks, shoes, socks, and underwear, grabbed his slightly-better-than-average briefcase, and hopped on the shitty 6:45 a.m. train to his average fucking job. He always...
  2. mustynutz

    Revenge

    I lit my cigarette and took a long draw. Why worry about thing such as lung cancer or heart disease? I was not planning to live that long, anyways. Muffled screams could be heard in the distance as I continued smoking. Maybe they were warning me that resuming my smoking habit wasn't a good...
  3. mustynutz

    Damn whats up wit ya boy gettin caught up

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728043aa1.html
  4. mustynutz

    Fart of Death

    I've eaten some sick things in my life... a pig brain, a dead fish on the beach, and a sheep testicle, but 2 year old Easy Mac took the cake. Every night when I go to my cupboard looking for something to eat... a packet of Easy Mac falls to the counter and teases me with its potential cheesy...
  5. mustynutz

    The "Man Hug"

    Last week, while I was rummaging through the mess that is my room, I happened upon one of those little disposable cameras. It seemed harmless enough. Innocuous, if you will. At first, I was excited, thinking of the all the fun that would ebb from its little lens. I decided to test it out on none...
  6. mustynutz

    the old camera *new*

    Last week, while I was rummaging through the mess that is my room, I happened upon one of those little disposable cameras. It seemed harmless enough. Innocuous, if you will. At first, I was excited, thinking of the all the fun that would ebb from its little lens. I decided to test it out on none...
  7. mustynutz

    Female cops

    It was my 22nd birthday and my buddies and I headed to downtown Omaha where all the fun is and that is a sad statement as downtown isn't all that fun. So we hit all the bars way too early in the day. We started drinking at noon and kept going until the bars closed down at 1am. Now I was drinking...
  8. mustynutz

    Wanna cop a hott car...THIS IS THE ONE

    $40,000 http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2256298346&category=28193#
  9. mustynutz

    FruityLoops plug i packs? Sytrus?

    Anyone got these or direct me to whee i can d/l them....?
  10. mustynutz

    Phils story

    My name is Phil, and I'm an addict. For nearly eight years I have been gripped by my all-consuming porn addiction. This is my story. It started when I was 13, still trying to work out what this new fangled Internet thing was. Fortunately it was the same for my dad, self-appointed supreme...