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  1. MeloTrauma

    Is there any exercise I could do that will tone down the fatty area above my dick?

    I think its called the mons pubis... anyway, Id like it if I could burn the fat that resides there. The fuzzy pouch of fat really dwarfs my weiner. I think if I could shed the fat there, it would add about an inch and half of length. I could really use that.
  2. MeloTrauma

    Have you ever titty fucked a breezy and felt razor bumps rubbin against your dick?

    Me niether... just checkin.
  3. MeloTrauma

    Would you fuck your cousin if she was hot and willing?

    I would even if it would be weird as hell. From what I hear though, my cousin is a sav in the bed. She got some titties too.
  4. MeloTrauma

    Would you attempt to eat your own turd for 10 million dollars.

    I would. I mean, how much different is it than eating your least favorite vegetable. Id grab that shit like a snikers and sink my teeth into that smelly nougat. Fuck yeah, thats 10 million dollars holmes!!!
  5. MeloTrauma

    If you could make pussy any flavor you wanted it to be, what would it be and why?

    I'd have to say Grape Bubble Yum on mine. I'd be lookin forward to eatin that pussy and it havin such fruitful sweetness to it. Now if only I could turn her piss into Mountian Dew as well.
  6. MeloTrauma

    Is it just me or is Reggaeton the worst music ever?

    Fuck that shit square in its asshole. That music was concieved when the Devil himself shit in a murky cauldren filled with the semen of a thousand Down Syndrome patients and stirred with a bloody Rotwieler penis. Add a pinch of pubic lice feces and you got yourself some Reggaeton. I hate the...
  7. MeloTrauma

    If your asshole could talk, what would it say to you?

    Mine would say, "Stop with the Flaming Hot Cheetos already!"
  8. MeloTrauma

    Does anybody else pop-lock in the shower?

    Just wondering. Its the only place I know where my fat ass can break in private.
  9. MeloTrauma

    Is it just me or...

    are T-Shirts getting way too fucking long. I mean, I like a loose fitting T-Shirt and all, but god damn, some of these cats look like theyre wearing evening gowns and shit. Shit pisses me off.
  10. MeloTrauma

    Am i the only person who thinks Prince is a musical genius?

    First album I ever owned was the Purple Rain soundtrack. I was such a big Prince fan early on that my dad pulled me out of my 1st grade classroom and took me to go see Purple Rain in the theater. The first naked chick I ever saw was in that movie when Apollonia purified herself in the waters of...
  11. MeloTrauma

    what is your favorite Boyz II Men song?

    Please Dont Go... the first time I 'dry humped' a chick was to that song.
  12. MeloTrauma

    HOLY SHIT MARK 7 , WHO IS THAT BITCH IN YOUR SIG THIS TIME???

    God damn, she's fuckin hot. She looks like Alicia Keyes or some shit. And the bounceback on that ass is fuckin dope... who the fuck is that???
  13. MeloTrauma

    Does anyone have a FM Transmitter for thier iPod?

    If so, does that shit work good? I heard some mixed shit about them.
  14. MeloTrauma

    Where were you and what were you doing when the 89 Earthquake happened?

    I was doing my homework in my room singing Young MCs "Bust A Move" Right when I said "so dont just stand there bust a move" the quake struck. I ran into the kitchen and did a Rickey Henderson slide under the table.
  15. MeloTrauma

    What was your first job?

    I got this idea from a myspace post... what was your first job and how long were you there for? My first job was when I was 12. I worked for the Argus Newspaper Group and I use to slang newspapers in front of supermartkets and shit. I got smart and started to empty out the other newspapers...
  16. MeloTrauma

    New Weezer album - Make Believe

    This album was pretty weak I thought... maybe it will grow on me.
  17. MeloTrauma

    Superbrawl DVDs

    Does anybody have these? I saw the infomercial tonight with Roy Jones Jr and them fights look so damn federal. Like some UFC type shit but way more raw. I almost broke out the credit card, but I wanted to see if anyone has seen them first.
  18. MeloTrauma

    Talk about a bad day

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/27/hunter.deaths.ap/index.html Damn, read this shit.
  19. MeloTrauma

    Where can I find some downloads for Sampletank?

    Lookin for some instruments, but for some reason I cant find too much on the net. Any suggestions?
  20. MeloTrauma

    Is there a way to intercept my neighbor's Direct TV signal?

    Just curious if anybody knows that there is such a hack to these dishes. It shouldnt be that hard to pull from your neighbor's signal right?