I think its called the mons pubis... anyway, Id like it if I could burn the fat that resides there. The fuzzy pouch of fat really dwarfs my weiner. I think if I could shed the fat there, it would add about an inch and half of length. I could really use that.
I would. I mean, how much different is it than eating your least favorite vegetable. Id grab that shit like a snikers and sink my teeth into that smelly nougat. Fuck yeah, thats 10 million dollars holmes!!!
I'd have to say Grape Bubble Yum on mine. I'd be lookin forward to eatin that pussy and it havin such fruitful sweetness to it. Now if only I could turn her piss into Mountian Dew as well.
Fuck that shit square in its asshole. That music was concieved when the Devil himself shit in a murky cauldren filled with the semen of a thousand Down Syndrome patients and stirred with a bloody Rotwieler penis. Add a pinch of pubic lice feces and you got yourself some Reggaeton.
I hate the...
are T-Shirts getting way too fucking long. I mean, I like a loose fitting T-Shirt and all, but god damn, some of these cats look like theyre wearing evening gowns and shit. Shit pisses me off.
First album I ever owned was the Purple Rain soundtrack. I was such a big Prince fan early on that my dad pulled me out of my 1st grade classroom and took me to go see Purple Rain in the theater. The first naked chick I ever saw was in that movie when Apollonia purified herself in the waters of...
I was doing my homework in my room singing Young MCs "Bust A Move" Right when I said "so dont just stand there bust a move" the quake struck. I ran into the kitchen and did a Rickey Henderson slide under the table.
I got this idea from a myspace post... what was your first job and how long were you there for?
My first job was when I was 12. I worked for the Argus Newspaper Group and I use to slang newspapers in front of supermartkets and shit. I got smart and started to empty out the other newspapers...
Does anybody have these? I saw the infomercial tonight with Roy Jones Jr and them fights look so damn federal. Like some UFC type shit but way more raw. I almost broke out the credit card, but I wanted to see if anyone has seen them first.