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But I cant. Does anybody have any clue what this might be? I lost 10 pounds because I dont want to eat. I force myself to eat when I do. I havent actually thrown up though, which is good I guess. But there are times where I want to upchuck bad, but nothing... not even dry heaves. I went to...

My job won't provide me with benefits until January. So until then its either ride it out or pay for my own. What kind of plan are yall on? How much you pay a month? I have no idea where to start.

Havent listened to it in awhile. Popped that shit in today. Shit is still fire. Track after track, quality Bay Area rap music. Gotta be in everyones favorite Bay Area album list. By the way, does anyone know what song is sampled in the last track. "Still Aint Learned" ... the part where the...

My shit says "No Service Available" I was wondering if that was just my phone, or is anyone else gettin that too.

I just took a shit and Ill be damned if it doesnt smell like metal. I mean, the bathroom smells like a jar full of pennies. Weird shit.

OK, this new DJ Quik album is fucking phenomenal Cop it, thats all I could say. The music speaks for itself. Straight funk. Best rap album I heard in a long ass time. Production is heated, definatly building on that Westcoast sound with hella innovation. Im diggin the horns he's utilizing on...

I want to buy a Coogi sweater, but fuck buying online, I need to try that shit on. Anybody know of any spots in the Bay that got some Coogi shit?

I need to organize these bastards, I know theres sites where you could catalog your dvds, how about cds?

So whose gonna be the first rapper to use "Hurricaine Katrina" in they rhyme? And hows the lyrics gonna go?

I havent, but only because Ive never had a detachable shower head. Once I do get one, its on. No more itchy rectums for Melo.

I mean really, sometimes Im just in shock at how sour and rotten my gas could smell. And then theres those farts that are actually warm coming out... thats when you know youre in trouble.

Is there really anything wrong with that?

Brenda, Kelly, & Donna from "Beverly Hills 90210" OR Lisa, Kelly, & Jesse from "Saved By The Bell" Id pick the hoes from Saved By The Bell, just because Id like to see a little chocolate in between them whitecakes.

Yeah she's old, but that biddy was a straight freak. I bet she could teach me a thing or two. Seemed like she was down to fuck any dick within 10 feet of her.

and when she pulled down her white thong, the part that was up in her ass was brown with peanutty shit residue, would you still smash? Lets say you didnt pay your utilities, so there is no running water in your house and she cant shower that shit out, would you still smash?

and when you pulled her panties down you saw the thickest, nappiest, stench-trapping thatch of matted down pubic hair youve ever seen, would you still smash? Im talkin about so much hair that it trails up into her belly button and smells like an old box of crayons.

I would think a 3 X Krazy song.

that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait?

Yeah I might do that, at the same time you might want to check your mom's asshole for my semen. Youre gonna need noseplugs though, that bitch got dingles all over that mah fucka.

Im trying to figure this out. Its a slow song and and it goes "Touch youuuuuuu-ahhhhhhhhh" in a high pitched voice at some point in the song. Thats all I got.