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  1. MeloTrauma

    your top 3 Brenton Wood songs ?

    I only know of Oogum Boogum, which is in fact a very good oldie.
  2. MeloTrauma

    Do you ever spray cologne on the ass of a dirty pair of pants and rock them.

    Me niether, just checking.
  3. MeloTrauma

    Do any of you use toothpaste with "whitening"

    That shit fucks my mouth up so bad. It burns the hell out of my tounge and lips. I cant taste shit the whole day if I use it. And it doesnt matter what brand either, they all kill my mouth. Anybody else expierience this?
  4. MeloTrauma

    ...a break from the norm....

    The Cars Greatest Hits - remember them from the 70s and 80s, I been listening to "Just What I Needed" on repeat Wicker Park Soundtrack - Bunk ass movie, but trippy soundtrack, got a bounce-beat remake of Phil Collins "Against All Odds" Beatles - I always play they shit. Songwriting at its...
  5. MeloTrauma

    Anybody else have time management problems?

    Im always late. Im always waiting till the last minute. I procrastinate like a mutha fucka. I've tried changing my ways so many times, but its just the way I am. My life has a snooze button, and Im constantly hitting it.
  6. MeloTrauma

    What kind of faggot has a sweet 16 birthday party?

    I just saw some shit on MTV where it documented this spoiled ass rich kid throwing himself a sweet 16 birthday party. Isnt that kind of thing for females? And it wasnt even like he was calling it a birthday party, he specifically said he was his "Sweet 16 Party" His dad was some kind of...
  7. MeloTrauma

    Anybody remember Extra Prolific?

    I think these cats were out of Oakland, maybe down with Hiero. Its been so long that I dont even remember if they were dope or not.
  8. MeloTrauma

    So what its gonna be gente, Cholula or Tapatio?

    Which one of these is your go-to bottle when you need to "beaner" somethin up? I gotta say its Tapatio on mines. Yeah Cholula got the fancy bottle with the wooden top, but Tapatio is like a dollar for a oildrum of that shit. Plus it goes really good with eggs, no matter how you cook em.
  9. MeloTrauma

    Whats the closest youve ever come to death?

    The closest Ive ever come would probably be when my homie was drunk and playing around with his dad's 357 Magnum in 8th grade. He had one bullet in the revolver and he would spin the chamber and close it Russian Roulette style, point it at one of us and pull the trigger. Well, we were all...
  10. MeloTrauma

    Hows your relationship with your parents?

    I think mine is a little too good, since I am 26 and still livin at the casa, lol. For real though, I really dont have too many complaints about my parents... because if i did, Id probably be homeless. Thats why you never see homeless Mexicans... in order to be homeless, you technicaly have to...
  11. MeloTrauma

    If you could change one thing about your broad...

    If you could change one thing about your girlfriend, what would it be and how would the change benefit you? Girls, same thing about your boyfriend.
  12. MeloTrauma

    If you were jumped by six guys, would you run or fight?

    My cousin got jumped by six guys yesterday and stood in there and tried to fight em all. He ended up in the hospital with a concussion from a baseball bat and his arm is broken in 2 different places. Not to mention his face is swoll the hell up. Now, was he stupid to stay there and fight six...
  13. MeloTrauma

    Would you allow someone to chop off your thumb for a million dollars?

    Think about it. Without the thumb, your hand is pretty much useless. If some rich dude offered you a million dollars cash to chop off the thumb of your choice, and destroy the thumb as so it would not be reattatched, would you do it?
  14. MeloTrauma

    Dog The Bountyhunter

    You guys see this yet? Its a show on A&E that follows around a bounty hunter and his family as they go capture mutha fuckas who jump bail. Takes place in Hawaii. The main dude is Dog, and let me tell you, this dude got the most sweetest mullet Ive ever seen in my life. Its so fuckin...
  15. MeloTrauma

    Back To Boom!!!!!

    Anybody remember this shit by Kid Sensation back in like 91 or somethin. Great track, real classic. Shit fuckin knocks. Brings back memories of moms gettin pissed cause I blew out the speakers on the house stereo.
  16. MeloTrauma

    Stream Of Conciousness Rhyming

    Anybody wanna try this? Basically, just start typing and try to rhyme shit with no kind of thought being put into it. Its like freestyling, but without preconcieving weather it makes sense of not, let it flow into its own context. Just let your thoughts pour as you type out rhymes. A lot of...
  17. MeloTrauma

    Your underwear

    If your underwear is meant to keep your pants from touching your dirty buttcrack, then why does my girlfriend make a big deal about all my dookie streaks? I mean, the underwear is doing its job. Would you like the streaks in my pants instead, bitch? Your thong aint the whitest either.
  18. MeloTrauma

    I hate TOE CRAMPS

    Anyone else get these? It feels like two of my toes cross over eachother and then the pain comes. And there is no real way to aliviate it unless you pull your toes apart.
  19. MeloTrauma

    I just hooked up with this tight ass breezy last night.

    The only problem is shes underage. Now I know that shit is all bad, but you dont even know how bad this broad is. Her names Iesha, and she's a little light-skinned broad with hella ass and hella titties. But one thing for sure is, the bitch is way too immature actin. I mean I brought to my...
  20. MeloTrauma

    I want to but a digital camera, any suggestions?

    I want to buy a digital camera, any suggestions? Im looking to spend up to about 180 dollars. Im not sure what to get. Do megapixels really matter? What about digital zoom, i heard that sucks. What should I get yall? What brand never fails?