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  1. MeloTrauma

    Sending Amsterdam "souveniers" through the mail

    Has anyone ever recieved a "special delivery?" My homie is in Amsterdam and wants to send , ummmm, his other homie some "souveniers." Will the package get there? Can his homie get in in trouble if caught?
  2. MeloTrauma

    Pussy-yogurt on my dick

    That shit grosses me out sometimes. I hate it when its the boogery type. Looks like someone blew a snot rocket on my dick.
  3. MeloTrauma

    I've noticed something about Indian people...

    Men specifically. They do this little head shake when they are talking. Its not quite a nod, and its not like they are shaking their head no. Its kind of in between. Especially when they are trying to make a point, they do this little head shake. You know what im talking about?
  4. MeloTrauma

    Ok, the most mobbin ass Bay Area album is...

    Celly Cel - Heat 4 Yo Azz I havent played this in a long ass time, but soon as I popped that shit in my ride today it was all mobb like it was still 1994 in the Bay. Made me all nostalgic and shit, wanted to drink some gin straight lace with no fuckin juice.
  5. MeloTrauma

    Are synth/workstations still necessary in todays world of software?

    The reason I ask is because Im torn on buying a nice Triton, or Motif. But I got HELLA software and progs that Ive been using and utilizing to the best of my abilities. Would adding a keyboard workstation help me at all? I mean, I can freak software all day and make it sound how I want to...
  6. MeloTrauma

    So what's with tweakers still rockin Starter parkas?

    Is it like the official jacket of meth usage? All of them wear them, hella faded and shit with the end of the sleeves all tattered and shit.
  7. MeloTrauma

    What do you call these jackets?

    I know yall seen these... Its a diamond stitched pattern. Usually in black or navy blue. It basically looks like the jacket is put on inside-out because the diamond stiching is visible. What do you call them?
  8. MeloTrauma

    So that Bay Bridges Compilation grew on me like a mutha fucka...

    I mean, at first I was like this shit is wayyy to repetitive soundin. But then I was listening one night when I was just layin in bed and lettin that shit marinate. The youngin Droop E is a talented mutha fucka, and he's only 17 or some shit producin all these Bay hits right now. Bay Bridges...
  9. MeloTrauma

    Why am I an ass-man?

    Im all about a breezy's ass, but why? I mean, they poop from it, so why is a chick's ass attractive to me? It basically serves the same function as my own ass, yet when I look at my own ass in the mirror I dont get turned on. Why do I dig a chick's shitbox?
  10. MeloTrauma

    So what is that track called that has the Duck Hunt sample?

    Shits pretty dope. Sounds like Rick Rock.
  11. MeloTrauma

    Any punk recommendations, particularly skate punk

    Ok just downloaded some Propaghandi, and thats the type of shit Im talkin about. Anymore bands like this? Fast, drum-slapping, catchy, with some harmonizing vocals sprinkled in there at times.
  12. MeloTrauma

    Any punk recommendations, particularly skate punk

    I like that fast tempo skate punk shit. I got a lot of shit by NOFX and MXPX... can anybody recommend any other bands that play that fast punk style.
  13. MeloTrauma

    Credit Consolidation

    Has anyone done this? Wheres a good place to call? I hate the fact that I owe 13 different agencies, Im always missing a payment or late on em just because its hard to keep track of so many. When you consolidate does it fuck up your credit? I should of never got a fuckin credit card to begin...
  14. MeloTrauma

    You ever take a piss that smells worse than your shit?

    Whats that all about?
  15. MeloTrauma

    You ever huff the ass of your underwear to see if they're clean or not?

    I hate when I bury my nose in them and they end up being dirty.
  16. MeloTrauma

    Is there such thing as an odorless pussy?

    Cause if so, I aint never had it. I hate when I go down on a chick and my moustache is stained with puss stench... I gotta smell it all day and since its right under my nose, Im convinced that everyone around me smells it too.
  17. MeloTrauma

    If a girl says my dick is "cute"...

    does that really mean that she thinks its small?
  18. MeloTrauma

    Wow, I just shot my own semen into my eye

    Out of all the times I whacked off I cant believe this is the first time this has happened... yet it still caught me off guard. I had just got home from work and I was looking at some pretty decent interracial porn on the internet when I realized, hey, I should be jerking off to this. So I...
  19. MeloTrauma

    OK, what should go on my Rick Rock mix cd?

    I wanna make a cd with nothin but Rick Rock slaps on it. I got a few tracks in mind already, but what you guys think i should lace this cd with... Im talkin old shit too like some ol Cosmic Slop Shop tracks and some Marvaless shit as well as his new shit.
  20. MeloTrauma

    How do you get rid of the hair on your back?

    I got a hairy ass back, and I know Im not alone on this. How can I get rid of that shit?