Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Thanks man
Anyone know of any jobs where i can be paid ~$15 or $15+ an hour to do nothing 95% of the time, unsupervised about 238/240 work days of the year with just a couple little 10 minute supervisor visits on those couple days, 40 hours a week minimum with unlimited overtime opportunity, no random drug testing, and no initial drug screen cause im dirty right now? lol
Anyone know of any jobs where i can be paid ~$15 or $15+ an hour to do nothing 95% of the time, unsupervised about 238/240 work days of the year with just a couple little 10 minute supervisor visits on those couple days, 40 hours a week minimum with unlimited overtime opportunity, no random drug testing, and no initial drug screen cause im dirty right now? lol
Old people need to not be able to drive anymore. Almost got smashed by some old fucks when I was driving through a parking lot, they just tried to pull out of their spot without even looking, stopped with probably less than an inch of room before smashing my car.
At a certain age old fucks should have to take a driving test yearly.
At a certain age old fucks should have to take a driving test yearly.
there's this lady at my work, ok so we have these automated gates for the residential parking garage, you come up the ramp and make a turn and the sensor triggers the gate to roll up automatically on some star trek shit, well 99/100 times it works just great, all you have to do is stay remotely in the driving lane and the sensors see your car. she ALWAYS, every single morning takes that turn about 4-8 feet too wide into the entry lane. the sensor obviously thinks shes a car coming into the garage so it doesnt trigger the exit gate. then she uses her clicker to open to entry gate and drives through it which could be disastrous if anybody is entering the garage. these rich entitled fucks enter the garage going anywhere from 20-45mph when theyre supposed to be going 5. every single day she does this shit. well i found out shes 80 years old, i couldnt believe it. she looks like she's 50, also she's legally blind, yet every day shes out there taking these crazy ass dangerous turns. one time i saw her turn onto the main street after leaving the garage she almost t-boned this oncoming mercedes. its a mystery she hasnt died or killed anyone or at the very least been put in jail
Man I think I'm visiting my aunt tomorrow. Not sure if I posted about her here before but shes the one who pops hella morphine pills and sleeps whenever I see her.
You gotta feel hella sorry for her, her life has been living hell for the past 10 years. In 2005 her husband of nearly 25 years left her for a younger chick, so she downsized to a tiny house and got 3 dogs. Now 2 of those dogs are diabetic and require daily injections and the other dog is completely blind. Also shortly after her husband left her she was diagnosed with terminal cancer which spread to her bones causing her spine to become severely deformed into a hunchback so bad she cant sit anywhere without special cushions. Just a couple weeks ago she found out the cancer had spread to her liver and stomach, so who knows how long she has left. She is severely depressed and to deal with the physical pain she just spends her whole life popping morphine and sleeping. Also she's really self-conscious since her hair fell out and he spine changed so she never leaves her tiny house. And I should probably mention that due to the circumstances of getting the dogs they were never toilet trained, so her house is constantly full of shit and piss.
The interesting part is that she came from the same poor london ghetto household as my mom and she married a super rich man and lived the lavish life for years, when I was a kid she was always the "rich aunt". But now the money cant help her, people stay trying to chase money like its the most important thing in life but it really aint.
tl;dr money has no real value, in the game of life you always lose
You gotta feel hella sorry for her, her life has been living hell for the past 10 years. In 2005 her husband of nearly 25 years left her for a younger chick, so she downsized to a tiny house and got 3 dogs. Now 2 of those dogs are diabetic and require daily injections and the other dog is completely blind. Also shortly after her husband left her she was diagnosed with terminal cancer which spread to her bones causing her spine to become severely deformed into a hunchback so bad she cant sit anywhere without special cushions. Just a couple weeks ago she found out the cancer had spread to her liver and stomach, so who knows how long she has left. She is severely depressed and to deal with the physical pain she just spends her whole life popping morphine and sleeping. Also she's really self-conscious since her hair fell out and he spine changed so she never leaves her tiny house. And I should probably mention that due to the circumstances of getting the dogs they were never toilet trained, so her house is constantly full of shit and piss.
The interesting part is that she came from the same poor london ghetto household as my mom and she married a super rich man and lived the lavish life for years, when I was a kid she was always the "rich aunt". But now the money cant help her, people stay trying to chase money like its the most important thing in life but it really aint.
tl;dr money has no real value, in the game of life you always lose
steal some morphine man morphine fucking kicks ass. take like 20-60mg and add something to enhance it, preferably weed but even just some grapefruit juice or something will help add to it
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