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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
It's still 70 right now and is supposed to be high 80s to low 90s for like the next week mane I don't know about all this. I like some 80s here and there but I like me that 70s with a cool breeze Seattle summer weather the most I didn't sign up for this shit.
 

DaGrimProphet

English Gentleman
Dec 23, 2014
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InfamousICON @InfamousICON That last message came off wrong, I wasnt trying to make excuses for not helping myself, I was just venting some of my difficulties, but all your suggestions have been noted.

>bitches and whines about not having friends
>won't try something to get friends because he imagines an internet personality making fun of him

You're one of them people that say "I have problems feel sorry for me" but then won't do anything to fix those problems because you can no longer say "I have problems feel sorry for me".
Man youre right...it never hit me till now just how pathetic I like with all this bitching like a female. Dude the whining and bitching is gonna stop.

However I realize you come from Pheonix, a big city. Most other boarders here come from San Francisco, Seattle, Toronto, Houston, and other big cities. I come from a small town, so I dont have all the opportunities and activities you city folk do. Ironically, I dont even get the benefits of living in a small town cuz theres still gun violence, theft, and a fuckload of arson. Thats bcuz theres a large gypsy population in my area. You dont have gypsys in america, consider yourself lucky.

Those motherfuckers are weird. Not only do they steal anything you leave outside and rob you at knifepoint if you go too close to their communities, but they got this bizarre as "traditions". One of em is standing on the street and giving a free flower to anyone who passes by. Then they demand payment for the flower and if you refuse they place a "gypsy curse" on you....some dumb motherfuckers fall for that shit and give em money.

Thats kinda off topic, but Im guessing you dont have that shit in america lol.

Pretty sure the UK has free health care and I'm pretty sure you can get some meds to take care of that, but then again you won't be able to say "I have problems feel sorry for me".
I disagree with this. I said it before, but you probably had me on ignore, any kind of therapy/antidepressant prescription goes on your permanent record and fucks you for life in employment. Its already hella competitive for jobs, they dont employ you at all if you got shit on your record.

You somehow owe $32 to a rap group from 1992, tell me why that is such a huge strain on your life again? lol are the near 50 year old rappers from Houston gonna hop on a plane to the UK and collect their $32 by breaking your knee caps? lol holy fuck
lmao. Dont be a smartass, Im pretty sure they were still active in 1999.
http://www.discogs.com/Trinity-Garden-Cartel-Id-Rather-Be-Judged-By-12-Than-Carried-By-6/release/858995

But that would be pretty funny.

You're 17, not too much important shit you need cash for at that age.
You need cash for everything breh, nothing comes free in this world.

Go get yourself a fat ugly girl who's also lonely. You sound like a fat ugly dude yourself, quit chasing dimes and being disappointed..
Wow thats a pretty depressing thought. I guess youre right tho. Right now Im not looking for a long term relationship, Im just looking for some pussy. I was thinking about hiring a prostitute, but like everything else in this world you gotta pay for it.

I have no idea what the fuck you just said.
You cannot legally drop out of school before 18. School is very different here to america, the british education system is one of the toughest in the world.

Like I said earlier, when you get old enough, go to a trade school, be a plumber, construction worker, welder, whatever. Or join the military.
Its different here, rather than trade schools you get an apprenticeship, which is an alternative to A-levels. I cant do that cuz Im already doing my A-levels. I would join the army when I turn 18, but I would rather get stabbed by a gypsy than give my life for this piece of shit country.

I vote if you bitch about not having friends or weed anymore you get perma-banned. Talk about music, food, whatever, but nobody here gives a fuck about your problems, especially since people have given advice and you still keep coming with the same bullshit.
A permaban seems a lil too harsh, but I agree with some kind of ban if I keep fucking up freedom town with this shit.

Get some anti-depressants and fix your brain, everything else will fall in line later, until then shut the fuck up and use this thread for what it's meant for, bullshitting about randomness.
Dude Im gonna hold on until I get me some marihuanas. Until then, no more bitching and whining like a female. I declare this shit over, so we can close that book, put it back on the shelf, leave the library, and burn that motherfucker down. Im done.


But one other problem I got is my physical health. Thanks to my poor diet, lack of exercise, and excessive consumption of alcohol, I am extremely overweight and thats something I know I can change. Im gonna go on a diet starting today, but do any of yall got specific tips for weight loss other than just "hit the gym"? Anyway, Im gonna make some real lifestyle changes starting now.
 

Cut-Throat

Bob Pimp MOBBEN!!!
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Any who, bout to make some sausage and hash browns, slap it in a tortilla and drown it sheeze, sout cream and hot sauce!!

Then at noon, my mom said the pool at her apartments is gonna have a nacho bar. So im gonna grab a twelver, eat hella nachos and disregard all rules and not wait half an hour before gettin in the pool cuz its gonna be a hunna degrees here.