When I go out to eat I don't Tip .... I don't believe in it

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

^^enlighten us then! what movies and TV

I was on Last comic standing 2 years ago.I had bit parts in the Last Castle and also the Last dance.I have been on the tennessee morning show several times as well as a few other televison shows and I also did a comcast comedy showcase taping that im waiting to be aired along with some other shit here and there....I make enough money off my comedy to pay my bills and my child support...I work part time as a server to buy new sweater vests for my act and to fuck drunk cougars i meet at work

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

NIGGAS LIKE ME WOULD SKIP OUT ON THE BILL ALTOGETHER... YOU'D BE OUT OF A TIP AND I'D HAVE A FREE MEAL... ON TOP OF THE COMPLAINT THAT I'LL MAKE WITH THE COMPANY TO GT ANOTHER FREE MEAL FOR MY INCONVENIENCE... PLAY AROUND WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO...

at my job poor service and a smart ass attitude is part of my job description...I can get away with it and do...The few times I have to disappear for bad tippers i have my manager watch the table to make sure they dont leave...when a customer makes a complaint against me they laugh it off as part of the experience...I couldnt do that at a regular server job but i can there and thats why i serve there...

 

[28g w/o the bag]

you got to be a cheapskate of extraordinary proportions to not break an extra $3

::

 

[NAMO]

I tip almost anywhere and everywhere and I'm broke as fuck, if there are kids at the counter at the gas station buying slurpees I will pay for them and my fuel and I'm broke as fuck.

Why? because it's good to see people smile.

Fuck money, don't let it rule you, you can't take that shit with you when you die.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

lol @ "normal people tip..its what our society does"...Society also says "call the cops" but supposedly NONE of you Mf's are doing it(let you tell it)...dont give me that "this is what society expects of us" s--t...Society also expects you get a job, but how many of you are collecting government aid and sitting on your ass? Society expects a lot of things of us.

Anyway, I rather tip the cook for making my food(thats just me)..at least he did some s--t that couldnt be done by a 10 year old..Sorry, but f--k the person that's simply bringing me the s--t...I can walk up to the counter on my own and pick up my own food if its that serious..How dare you thinking your walking back and forth simply dropping off food and drinks in a 10 step radius is worth 10 bucks in tips on top of whatever I just spent on my food.

Even with my rant...lol, I tip when I can and what I can...Just dont act like you are obligated to receive one...

YOU KILL'N'EM IN THIS THREAD!!!

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

you got to be a cheapskate of extraordinary proportions to not break an extra $3

::

LMAO!!!

AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THESE YUPPIES!!!
TIP $3 AND YOU GONE GET CUSSED OUT, LAUGH AT, AND PROBABLY KICCED OUT THE RESTAURANT/BAR/CLUB!!!

THEY ACT'N' LIKE THE DESERVE BIG BUCCS TO DO WHAT A MONKEY CAN DO!!!
LIKE I SAID BEFORE.... "GET REAL JOBS MANG"!!!

THAT TIP'N' SERVICE SHIT SHOULD BE TEMPORARY!!!

 

[drunkaholic707]

lol at saying get a real job learn to cook

 

[HIM]

lol at saying get a real job learn to cook

So all people who eat out cant cook?

 

[illuminati_guy]

we don't tip in eurore, its awesome

 

[NAMO]

So all people who eat out cant cook?

I can't, that might be why I eat our every day and also part of the reason I'm broke.

we don't tip in eurore, its awesome

australia doesn't either, but then again we don't make slaves out of our workers..

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

people still talkin about this shit?












































tiddies

 

[wheregoliathat]

Sometimes when I go out to dinner, halfway through the meal I say to the waiter, "I really appreciate the food and service I'm gonna give you a huge tip"

Then I pay the exact amount the bill states after tax and when the waiter comes by to pick it up I recite an andy rooney segment from 60 minutes about how the world works.

Its lulz erytime

 

[Jar]

I tip 15% or more unless I'm blatantly disrespected or neglected in some way

Me too.

 

[Jar]

sometimes when i go out to dinner, halfway through the meal i say to the waiter, "i really appreciate the food and service i'm gonna give you a huge tip"

then i pay the exact amount the bill states after tax and when the waiter comes by to pick it up i recite an andy rooney segment from 60 minutes about how the world works.

Its lulz erytime

lol

 

[The Duke of Earl]

Yeah pretty how this is how I feel about tipping...

I don't believe in it.. enjoy the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb5uCh-8rZ4&feature=relmfu

i hope you have a daughter that's gifted and talented , and has all the tools to succeeded but then ends up getting pregnant by a loser and won't be able to go to college and the only job she can get is as a waitress. and nobody tips her , so then she has to get a job as a stripper , next thing you know she's shooting heroine and suckin dick for her next hit and her child is taken away


i only tip depending on how good the service is, i mean i like to be a nice guy

 

[Solidous_Snake]

I always feel the need to tip. I don't want to risk not tipping and then eating at the same place again and get messed with or whatever.

Tips can really make someones day. I tipped someone at a Dennys $10 even though my total bill was $10 and her service was weak. She came out, with the restaurant manager, to my table while I was walking out and they both were thanking me. I was like, WTF? But you could see it in her face that she was ready to die happy man. $10 was all it took.

 

[Legman]

i hope you have a daughter that's gifted and talented , and has all the tools to succeeded but then ends up getting pregnant by a loser and won't be able to go to college and the only job she can get is as a waitress. and nobody tips her , so then she has to get a job as a stripper , next thing you know she's shooting heroine and suckin dick for her next hit and her child is taken away


i only tip depending on how good the service is, i mean i like to be a nice guy

you just described half the girls in college, and what they are headed for lol

 

[Darkshowdown]

Man Tip the servers bc what goes around comes around.

 

[drunkaholic707]

so people that dont tip when you get food do you tip when you get a haircut?

 

[Darkshowdown]

so people that dont tip when you get food do you tip when you get a haircut?

I bet they walking around with lil boosie cuts