Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?
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i remember one time my pops THOUGHT he caught me..i was watchin tv in the room..and i had been layin towards the back of my bed..decided to switch around..he walks in without knockin right as im switchin up...so it looked like i was jumpin to cover up my jerkin....he was all "damn boy...u cant keep yur hands out your panths" i was like aww fuck naw ..
When I was in 9th grade, my mom found my small stash of porn magazines in my room. She used to always go through shit in my room, it was really annoying. So she confronted me with them in her hand. Two were Playboy magazines and one was this nasty British magazine. One of the Playboy's had the Barbie Twins and the other one was the Cindy Crawford edition. She made me throw them away and then go to confession.
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl for a couple of years and she was a freak, always wanting sex as much as I wanted it and always willing to do almost anything (except anal sex). We usually had to fuck in the backseat of a car, usually in front of her house because her parents would go to bed super early. We would usually go in the back of her dad's station wagon because we could lay the back seat down and it would give us more room, like a bed. So we are out there one night around 11:00-12:00 at night. A car stops at the bottom of the driveway while we are both butt-ass naked. I ask who it is and she says it was her aunt. So her tiny ass climbs between the seats and can't be seen, but I have nowhere to go and don't know where my clothes are. She tells me to stay still and maybe they won't see me, but I know they will see my glowing white ass back there. They don't walk by the car so we think they don't see us. We quickly get dressed and go inside about 10 minutes later and try to play it off like we were on a walk. I guess after I left her aunt said something to her like "Sorry to interrupt your smooching with Adam". Then later on that night when she was sleeping in the same room as her 13-year old cousin and her sister of the same age, her cousin flat out said "At least Christin has gotten laid". So I guess they knew and/or saw what we were doing.
Another time, I went over to her house. This was the worst one of all time. I just went to pick her up but she grabs me by the hand and pulls me inside. She said everyone was gone and we had the whole house to ourselves. I ask where her dad was because he had answered the phone about 20 minutes ago when I called to tell her I was on my way. She said he went to Lowes. Of course it never occurred to us that a Lowes had just opened about 5 minutes from her house. We were thinking the one that was 20 minutes away. So were both butt-ass naked going hardcore on the couch. Then we hear the door open and look over to see her dad. He says, WHAT THE?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!" I quickly pulled up my pants and ran out of the house, leaving her there. I sat outside my parents house for a good 30 minutes thinking he had called my parents to tell them what happened and they were going to be pissed. Finally, I just walked in and decided to face the consequences. I just waited for them to yell at me, but they never did. Her dad never called my parents. Needless to say, it was a good 2 months before I even had the nerve to go into her house again.
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl for a couple of years and she was a freak, always wanting sex as much as I wanted it and always willing to do almost anything (except anal sex). We usually had to fuck in the backseat of a car, usually in front of her house because her parents would go to bed super early. We would usually go in the back of her dad's station wagon because we could lay the back seat down and it would give us more room, like a bed. So we are out there one night around 11:00-12:00 at night. A car stops at the bottom of the driveway while we are both butt-ass naked. I ask who it is and she says it was her aunt. So her tiny ass climbs between the seats and can't be seen, but I have nowhere to go and don't know where my clothes are. She tells me to stay still and maybe they won't see me, but I know they will see my glowing white ass back there. They don't walk by the car so we think they don't see us. We quickly get dressed and go inside about 10 minutes later and try to play it off like we were on a walk. I guess after I left her aunt said something to her like "Sorry to interrupt your smooching with Adam". Then later on that night when she was sleeping in the same room as her 13-year old cousin and her sister of the same age, her cousin flat out said "At least Christin has gotten laid". So I guess they knew and/or saw what we were doing.
Another time, I went over to her house. This was the worst one of all time. I just went to pick her up but she grabs me by the hand and pulls me inside. She said everyone was gone and we had the whole house to ourselves. I ask where her dad was because he had answered the phone about 20 minutes ago when I called to tell her I was on my way. She said he went to Lowes. Of course it never occurred to us that a Lowes had just opened about 5 minutes from her house. We were thinking the one that was 20 minutes away. So were both butt-ass naked going hardcore on the couch. Then we hear the door open and look over to see her dad. He says, WHAT THE?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!" I quickly pulled up my pants and ran out of the house, leaving her there. I sat outside my parents house for a good 30 minutes thinking he had called my parents to tell them what happened and they were going to be pissed. Finally, I just walked in and decided to face the consequences. I just waited for them to yell at me, but they never did. Her dad never called my parents. Needless to say, it was a good 2 months before I even had the nerve to go into her house again.
Oh yeah, and my first year of college, I lived in the dorms with a roommate and there was this guy across the hall that loved to fuck with my roommate. One day my roommate went out and left the door unlocked. I was gone, too. I came back to the room and was watching TV. My roommate comes back with a couple of his friends. He goes over to his computer and moves the mouse to turn it back on. Then I hear them all yell in unison "Ewwwwwwwwww!" I look over and there is a picture of one guy fucking another guy in the ass. I start laughing hysterically. He can't figure out how to take it off of his background. The guy across the hall comes running into our room after he hears everyone yell and he is laughing as well. I guess he came in after my roommate left because he left the door unlocked and put the picture on and embarrassed him in front of his friends. After that, my roommate always locked the door.
The same guy also came over and fixed an option on my roommate's computer so that every time he turned on the computer, so guy would say something like "Oh yeah baby! Suck my cock! Suck it bitch!" The guy would not show him to turn it off, so my roommate had to make sure his sound was on mute. Of course he got caught a couple of times with the sound on with friends or girls in the room because the guy across the hall or myself would turn the sound on when he was away.
The same guy also came over and fixed an option on my roommate's computer so that every time he turned on the computer, so guy would say something like "Oh yeah baby! Suck my cock! Suck it bitch!" The guy would not show him to turn it off, so my roommate had to make sure his sound was on mute. Of course he got caught a couple of times with the sound on with friends or girls in the room because the guy across the hall or myself would turn the sound on when he was away.
I remeber one time I stayed home from church cause I said I was sick. It was Valentine's by the way. The reason I stayed home was because me n my girl at the time made plans for her to come over and she had this sensual evening planned. Normally my parents didn't get home until around 10:00pm or so, but this night they came home early.
So me n my girl was goosin on my bed and then all of the sudden my door swings open around 9:00. I jumped up hella quick and hid in my closet so all my mom seen was my girl butt naked on my bed. She just turned around and walked the other way. That was the worst ever. Then my dad came in and was yelling at me.
Then, my next girlfriend (who is now my wife) and I were chillin in my room watchin a movie. My mom was downstairs getting her hair colored and what not, so my girl started given me head. My mom walks upstairs to tell me it was my turn and she walks right in on us. My girl was trippin because at the time she was living with us and she said that she couldn't face her after that. I don't think she left her room for a good 2 weeks.
So me n my girl was goosin on my bed and then all of the sudden my door swings open around 9:00. I jumped up hella quick and hid in my closet so all my mom seen was my girl butt naked on my bed. She just turned around and walked the other way. That was the worst ever. Then my dad came in and was yelling at me.
Then, my next girlfriend (who is now my wife) and I were chillin in my room watchin a movie. My mom was downstairs getting her hair colored and what not, so my girl started given me head. My mom walks upstairs to tell me it was my turn and she walks right in on us. My girl was trippin because at the time she was living with us and she said that she couldn't face her after that. I don't think she left her room for a good 2 weeks.
This has turned into, 'have you ever been caught knocking one out'
I guess we were all horny little fucks once upon a time. Im sure a lot of the thizz kids round here are still goin through that shit, taking tips in here 'ok, alt+f4, nut rag next to my monitor, lock the door with the keys in the lock' LMAO
Only been caught pervin over some naked chicks on the computer, and hotties in magazines. Still embarassing /compromising situations as a youngsta.
When mum caught me, she found it funny. When dad did, he said 'stop fuckin about and do some work' or somethin in a serious manner. Weird cause my mum always came over a bit more prudish than dad. Though to be honest, I think I was doin the Al Bundy whilst flickin thru the mag.
Never been caught with my dick hangin out. Not to my knowledge anyway. Thinkin of how many times I've knocked one out, someone has to have caught me!
Been caught fuckin in public though. Had to say that so not to feel like a complete loser. I can procreate! Honest!
Caught an old friend's sister fingering herself under a blanket. That shit was fucked up, she knew 4 of us were rollin about the house and still does it, in the living room.
My mate's gf back in the day told me how he was knockin one out, it shot somewhere stray and he couldn't find it. Minutes after, his mum comes in, grabs a sweater from his bed, she says 'I've been lookin for that' Puts it on. Then he sees the nut on her sweater. So he's like, oh, I've spilt something on that, clumsily wipin her sweater with a tissue. :dead: I just hope for his sake it was on her back. Havin to wipe you own nut off your mum's chest is WROOOONGGGG.
This one is from a friend, shit's too nasty - The homie walks in, neively approaches the door without considering to knock, opens the door, only to see matey boy jerkin off to necrophilia porn!!! I aint kiddin. Like a snuff film or somethin. Aint seen snuff boy come round our ends since.
I guess we were all horny little fucks once upon a time. Im sure a lot of the thizz kids round here are still goin through that shit, taking tips in here 'ok, alt+f4, nut rag next to my monitor, lock the door with the keys in the lock' LMAO
Only been caught pervin over some naked chicks on the computer, and hotties in magazines. Still embarassing /compromising situations as a youngsta.
When mum caught me, she found it funny. When dad did, he said 'stop fuckin about and do some work' or somethin in a serious manner. Weird cause my mum always came over a bit more prudish than dad. Though to be honest, I think I was doin the Al Bundy whilst flickin thru the mag.
Never been caught with my dick hangin out. Not to my knowledge anyway. Thinkin of how many times I've knocked one out, someone has to have caught me!
Been caught fuckin in public though. Had to say that so not to feel like a complete loser. I can procreate! Honest!
Caught an old friend's sister fingering herself under a blanket. That shit was fucked up, she knew 4 of us were rollin about the house and still does it, in the living room.
My mate's gf back in the day told me how he was knockin one out, it shot somewhere stray and he couldn't find it. Minutes after, his mum comes in, grabs a sweater from his bed, she says 'I've been lookin for that' Puts it on. Then he sees the nut on her sweater. So he's like, oh, I've spilt something on that, clumsily wipin her sweater with a tissue. :dead: I just hope for his sake it was on her back. Havin to wipe you own nut off your mum's chest is WROOOONGGGG.
This one is from a friend, shit's too nasty - The homie walks in, neively approaches the door without considering to knock, opens the door, only to see matey boy jerkin off to necrophilia porn!!! I aint kiddin. Like a snuff film or somethin. Aint seen snuff boy come round our ends since.
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