Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?

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BIG REESE LOC1

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From a few years ago......

I get to San Jose on the latenight. I have a homie that stays in a big ass house in the East Hills. Just him and his grandma (grandma has Alzheimers'). Anyway, they always leave the backdoor unlocked since we was all little, so whenever the homies would come, we would just bail in.

On this paticular night I get there. I hear a loud ass porno movie playing. So I bail up in his room and this fool is passed out drunk, pants down to his kness, lotion in hand, Henn in the other. I just happen to have a disposable camera in my pocket. I was about to take his picture and use the shit for blackmail. LOL, make hella copies of it, and leave it around certain areas where his fam would find them....(cabinets with the dishes, in the bathroom medicine cabinet)....Then I thought about it, and I couldnt do that to my boy whom Ive known since 1984. I just covered him up with his blanket, and turned the TV off and let him sleep. (Didnt want no one else to walk in on him) It was funny ass hell tho..
 
MizeryMade

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Probably been caught a few times. All they did was tell me to turn it off and go to bed. My dad actually watched a porno I had bought (Where The Boys Aren't #10) This was probably around 1998. That suprised the fuck outta me for some reason. I tried to make it a point to watch late at night when everyone was gone to sleep. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

Even if my dad had said anything, I could always say I caught him watchin' REAL SEX on HBO, lol.

I don't think they ever caught me lookin' at magazines though. I kept those in a shoe box underneath my bed. I only a had a few magazines. Came close to gettin' caught beatin' off by my younger sister a time or two.
 
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f31roger

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I know there are many lock up stories to be told. My homey shao sosa (NW forum) could vouch for this.

We was locked up at a work camp.. and kats made fifi's like nothing. One of our roomies put his fifi in between his mattress and started fuckin it.. staff shines a light in and sees him on his knees and asks him, what you doing? He said he was praying... Homies was dying after that story.
 
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hahah maaan i got a hella embarassing story...

alright so it was i think around 8th or freshman year of hs and i was walkin home from school...as i went inside through the garage and shit i had on of those weird ass vibes from my parents for some reason like you knew you were in trouble or somethin, and right before i walk through the door that connects to the house, i see my fuckin cum rag which was an old ass black shirt i used for wiping myself since i didnt wanna risk get caught taking hella toilet paper from the bathroom , on top of this chair, and i was like "aww shit should i turn aroudn and grab that shit and hide it?" but then my mom is already standing nearby,points to it and goes WTF is that, what the hell are u doing to yourself and i was hella embarassed and stuttering and i told my mom, "WHAT, its just dry glue i used for a school project" and i just went straight to my room after that not comin out for the rest of the night lmao
 
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5ive1en

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SC_408 said:
hahah maaan i got a hella embarassing story...

alright so it was i think around 8th or freshman year of hs and i was walkin home from school...as i went inside through the garage and shit i had on of those weird ass vibes from my parents for some reason like you knew you were in trouble or somethin, and right before i walk through the door that connects to the house, i see my fuckin cum rag which was an old ass black shirt i used for wiping myself since i didnt wanna risk get caught taking hella toilet paper from the bathroom , on top of this chair, and i was like "aww shit should i turn aroudn and grab that shit and hide it?" but then my mom is already standing nearby,points to it and goes WTF is that, what the hell are u doing to yourself and i was hella embarassed and stuttering and i told my mom, "WHAT, its just dry glue i used for a school project" and i just went straight to my room after that not comin out for the rest of the night lmao
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LMAO!! That's so gross!
 
Rumpelstiltskin

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May 6, 2002
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No but once my friend came banging on my door as soon as I was about to bust, so I couldn't really stop...I sketched out and got some on my carpet. Then I opened the door and he stepped on where some of my sploodge went and was like "dude, what the hell, did I just step in your cum?". He had socks on! Haha.
 
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Rumpelstiltskin

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May 6, 2002
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This other time I walked in my friends room, he knew damn well I was coming over. He was just laying there, under his sheets (no tv, no radio, nothing, straight day time).

Me - What the hell are you doing?
Him - Just thinking.
Me - Thinking about what?!
Him - Golf.
Me - Ya right, I'll come back later.
 
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Yeah I got caught by my mom twice when I was 12, she just kept sayin "Dont be doin that shit in my house." One time I was on her computer knowing damn well she had dial up modem and spyware on top of that and I still went on, when she walked in I tried to X out of it but the shit froze and I sat there in shame for 10 minutes with a vid of Zenaida flava's ass takin up the whole screen... Then once by my Grandma who is a pastor she treated me like a sexual predator n shit for 2 years.
 
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FDS

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I remeber one time I stayed home from church cause I said I was sick. It was Valentine's by the way. The reason I stayed home was because me n my girl at the time made plans for her to come over and she had this sensual evening planned. Normally my parents didn't get home until around 10:00pm or so, but this night they came home early.

So me n my girl was goosin on my bed and then all of the sudden my door swings open around 9:00. I jumped up hella quick and hid in my closet so all my mom seen was my girl butt naked on my bed. She just turned around and walked the other way. That was the worst ever. Then my dad came in and was yelling at me.
Then, my next girlfriend (who is now my wife) and I were chillin in my room watchin a movie. My mom was downstairs getting her hair colored and what not, so my girl started given me head. My mom walks upstairs to tell me it was my turn and she walks right in on us. My girl was trippin because at the time she was living with us and she said that she couldn't face her after that. I don't think she left her room for a good 2 weeks.
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LOL THATS SHADY!!! POPS MAD CUZ HE AINT GETTIN NO PUSSU!

If that was my son id be like fuck yea!!
 
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NorthBay 415

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Short Story

But i was smacking at my ex bitches house like a year ago... needless to say i was close to busting when her parents come home, and she gets half dressed n i put my pants on n didnt have time to put on my shirt so i go and lay on the other side of the bed. so while im there her mom comes to the room n my exs stupid ass hesitated n she was like can i shower? (it was like 10pm) so her momz thought it was weird haha. so her momz knew wat wassup and she searched the room and saw me laying down next to the bed and says what is antonio doing here, n in my head im like fuckkkk i felt so akward. her mom says sum shit to her and within a minute i hop up out the window evaiding her pops hahahaha............

another time it was a close call as they was walking threw the front door i sneaked out the window and dipped..............
 
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the very first time I got caught with porn was some clippings from an old ass playboy magazine I was hiding under my mattress. I told her I was holding on to them for a friend who was a couple years older. I dont know how my moms found them, if I remember correctly she claimed she was changing the sheets and came across them....but I know she was definitely snooping...cant blame her cuz I was pretty mischeivious as a kid....That was in grade 6, I was 11....


Another time I was browsing the web, probably a year or so later, and my old man came downstairs. I was searching the web for those celebrity nude pictures, pics of wrestling broads nekked....all that kinda shit you were into as a kid.....funny now that I think about it. Anyway, you already know it was dial up, and free dial up at that, so the muthafucka froze every 5 minutes or so especially when you're lookin at porn. My old man came down the stairs and asked me what I was doin and I said lookin at wwf.com but it froze. But it froze on a blank page, so he came over and looked, and the search bar was full of 'xxx-porn-celeb-nude' type description but he never said nothin about it.....I wasn't spankin but I was gettin ready to.......


Another time, probably a year after that, I was pullin the pork in the computer room in the basement and moms came down. She was always super quiet on her feet, I think on purpose though. She was always tryna bust me for somethin.....So anyway there I am....lights off....watchin some random vid.....volume off, of course......with my dick in my hand and the kleenex ready........and she walks in the fuckin room to tell me somethin I dont remember...probably was too embarrased to comprehend. I stopped everything but I know she knew what I was doin....and she turns to leave and plants a kiss on my cheek......ohhhhhh god that was bad.........
 
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^ God damn.. talk about a boner killer.. Getting a kiss from your moms.. lol



I got caught by one of my friends sister beating off one time. I had actually fucked her before, so I didn't really care. She seemed to though.. ahh well.. fuck that bitch.
 
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5ive1en

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TaxMan said:
^ God damn.. talk about a boner killer.. Getting a kiss from your moms.. lol
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[Grisly voice]
Yeah, do ya wanna know what that Siccness is?
The Siccness is when your momma walks in on her son beatin' his dick
And then plants him a kiss on his cheek
That's the mothafuckin' Siccness...
So, ya mothafuckas don't ya forget that shit...
And don't forget where the Sicc came from...
That nigga MaKaVeLi_420...[/end Grisly voice]
 
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