I hate social/part time smokers.
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I have a friend like this. She never smoked and now when she goes out, she smokes all the time.
I pretty much had to blow up on her ass one night cuz she kept askin' to bum smokes from me. I said, "I don't mean to be a bitch but, are you serious? You've bummed so many smokes from me, at least a full pack by now, I'm almost out. If you wanna smoke, go buy your own damn cigs, yer a fuckin' nurse and make prolly twice as much as me so go buy yer own or go bum from somebody else." She finally got the picture after that. I aint supportin' her habit too, fuck, mines expensive enough. But yeah, fuck smoking... I need to quit! But most of all, fuck people who make twice as much as you and have the nerve to ask to bum smoke after smoke from your broke ass.
I pretty much had to blow up on her ass one night cuz she kept askin' to bum smokes from me. I said, "I don't mean to be a bitch but, are you serious? You've bummed so many smokes from me, at least a full pack by now, I'm almost out. If you wanna smoke, go buy your own damn cigs, yer a fuckin' nurse and make prolly twice as much as me so go buy yer own or go bum from somebody else." She finally got the picture after that. I aint supportin' her habit too, fuck, mines expensive enough. But yeah, fuck smoking... I need to quit! But most of all, fuck people who make twice as much as you and have the nerve to ask to bum smoke after smoke from your broke ass.
I'm a former full time weed and cigarette smoker and a current part time weed and cigarette smoker... fuck you if you don't like it
I used to smoke weed everyday... now I raaaaarely smoke weed... and I never ask for it... if I'm around some people who are burning and they throw the blunt up to my face i MIGHT take a hit or two... and I'll be loaded as fuck
I used to smoke like a half a pack of stogs a day... I decided I wanted to quit... so I did kind of...
I have no desire to smoke now when I'm sober... but when I'm drunk I do...
and also that... I don't usually ask people... if one of my boys ask me if I wanna go outside to smoke a stog... I'll be like... I don't even have a cigarette... then they'll just hand me one
I used to smoke weed everyday... now I raaaaarely smoke weed... and I never ask for it... if I'm around some people who are burning and they throw the blunt up to my face i MIGHT take a hit or two... and I'll be loaded as fuck
I used to smoke like a half a pack of stogs a day... I decided I wanted to quit... so I did kind of...
I have no desire to smoke now when I'm sober... but when I'm drunk I do...
and also that... I don't usually ask people... if one of my boys ask me if I wanna go outside to smoke a stog... I'll be like... I don't even have a cigarette... then they'll just hand me one
I can't stand that shit.
P.T. Smoker: "Aye man, you got an extra cigarette?"
Me: "No, I get 20 in my packs just like everybody else"
P.T. Smoker: "Well, can I bum one?"
Me: "Yea man, here"
P.T. Smoker: "You got a light?"
Me: "Shit dude, you want me to smoke it for you too? FUCK...Here. Go buy some damn cigarettes and a lighter if you wanna smoke"
P.T. Smoker: "Thanks, I appreciate it."
Then P.T. Smoker's friend comes over asking for a cigarette too. "FUCK NAW...bum a drag from your boy"
P.T. Smoker: "Aye man, you got an extra cigarette?"
Me: "No, I get 20 in my packs just like everybody else"
P.T. Smoker: "Well, can I bum one?"
Me: "Yea man, here"
P.T. Smoker: "You got a light?"
Me: "Shit dude, you want me to smoke it for you too? FUCK...Here. Go buy some damn cigarettes and a lighter if you wanna smoke"
P.T. Smoker: "Thanks, I appreciate it."
Then P.T. Smoker's friend comes over asking for a cigarette too. "FUCK NAW...bum a drag from your boy"
Yeah I know what you're saying. I just can't stand waking up next to a chick that smokes and having her nasty ass breath in my face. It's the worst fuckin smell in the world.
I'm a part time smoker, well for right now at least. What I do though is buy a pack for someone and give them a heads up that I'm gonna bum a smoke off them when I need one. That way I don't have full time access to them so I don't smoke all the time. Plus I don't wake up with smokes and have the temptation the next day.
I'm a part time smoker, well for right now at least. What I do though is buy a pack for someone and give them a heads up that I'm gonna bum a smoke off them when I need one. That way I don't have full time access to them so I don't smoke all the time. Plus I don't wake up with smokes and have the temptation the next day.
on the subject of bumming, if youre too fucking cheap to give someone a cigarette, how about you huddle in the corner and pull out your pack on the DL since every cigarette matters so much to you. big deal its a fucking cigarette not 1 out of 5 blunts in your swisher sweet pack. i aint sayin im hella compassionate to everyones wants and needs but if i buy a pack, being that im a part time smoker, ill give them out to anyone who asks. you can have half the pack if you want. worrying about giving out a cig is crackhead shit. to me the custom is, offer someone 25 cent to a dollar for a cigarette.
i was at motel 6 and i had one cigarette left and this guy was like 'do you smoke?' ill give you a dollar for a cigarette' and its not that i even needed the dollar, the fact that he offered that for one cigarette made me feel it more.
i was at motel 6 and i had one cigarette left and this guy was like 'do you smoke?' ill give you a dollar for a cigarette' and its not that i even needed the dollar, the fact that he offered that for one cigarette made me feel it more.