LMAO!!
So, by trade.. I am a tech.
I work in I.T. for a major fortune 500 company.
today, a lady hits me up because her headphones sound hella scratchy. (chinese hottie )
so I do some troubleshooting, & cannot find any settings that might cause this.
my next step would be swap her hard drive into a replacement system ( this is a macbook pro unibody )
she cant figure out why it would be doing this. :chinese:
I opened up her system from the bottom to access the hard drive...
& stereotypically,.....
THE LAPTOP WAS FULL OF SOY SAUCE.
:chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese: :chinese:
I raff out roud.
to top it off, her system had a sticker on it that said "I am delicious" ... I told her it probably was, with extra soy sauce.
then told her how I had caramel apples, but never soy apples.
cool, geeky story, breh.