Got girl problems... can't seem to get over this one :(

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Crazie locs>white bob

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

anybody else scroll down expecting to see "my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'..."??

 

[L.D.S.]

Couple of standout responses from my FB posting:

Totally bro, judging by your story she definitely wants the D.

What the actual fuck....

My advice: get a huge chest tattoo with her name in big letters. That will prove your devotion to her and win her back.

My advice... reread this whole post a few times and let it sink in. Read it out loud and think about the words it contains and how it represents your feelings and then if you can say with absolute certainty that you don't sound a little over the top, I recommend the LOVELINE with Dr. Drew.

1. She's 19 and you're 33. I would've threatened to shoot you too. 2. Especially if you just kicked through a glass panel in at 5 in the morning. 3. You're 33, spell words out. 4. There are drug addicts that manage to keep it together well enough to not do half of that stuff. 5. Any 19 year old that has half a brain isn't going to commit to marriage that fast. 6. Get your poop in a group.

lol @ poop in a group. Flanders over here wants you to get your shit together.

 

[Snakegang]

Crazie locs>white bob

You should go roundhouse kick mario the house too, @Gay Bob .