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Mar 12, 2005
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The Only reason old men use Viagra is because old women are very ugly-Jimmy Carr

One day me and my wife were having sex, I came to early, and she said don't feel bad many men come Early. I look at her in surprise and said, excuse first of all who are all these men, and secondly whose fault is it that they cum real quick.-Jimmy Car
 
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love , his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion".

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

"The suspicious mind conjures its own demons."

"What befalls others today, may be your own fate tomorrow."
 
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The folks who conducted this act on our country on September 11th made a big mistake. They misunderestimated the fact that we love a neighbor in need. They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander-in-chief, too. -Bush