you know you from the bay if??????????????

[HEAVYMETALGANGSTER]

u know u from tha bay if.....
if u been 2 jesse's(maybe i spelt it wrong) the 2rock store

 

[HEAVYMETALGANGSTER]

also u know u from tha bay if.....

u shopped at Star records in san jose or hit factory

if you bought shit from MO'music

if u use to go to the san mateo county fair back in the days when riots would break out cause cities from all over would go n test other cities.

if u cruised or kicked it on University ave in Epa b4 they tore it down an built all that new shit.

if you was not from Frisko,but would go to double rock to buy weed or if you was a dope head buy crack.

if you kicked it or was there to watch when they tore down Geneva Towers(i got this on vhs when they tore it down)

if you was a fuck up in school back in tha days in san mateo county n they sent you to Peninsula high school.

if you latino or mexican an you speak more samoan,fillipino,or tongan more then u can speak spanish.

if you from tha mission district when they called it happy town an sad town.

if you have gotten a tattoo from frisko ink on 25th n mission

if you read "mi vida loca magazine"

if you was at the premier of "Colors" the movie an still have the red or blue rags they gave out ,then months later seen people claimin crip or blood or piru.

if sumone tells you they from big block an when they say that you dont think of a engine size.

if they say they from west point n u dont think about the armed forces.

if they say they shits howlin or barkin an u dont think they talkin bout a dog or wolf.

if u a black folk an u call Nortenos "northern ese's or 14's ",also if you say NORTE like NOR-tayz



if you would cruise up n down el camino n hit the malls like tanfran,hillsdale an seramonte(i know this aint off el ca).

if you ever taken the 7b(samtrans) on elcamino in any city

if you ever fucked a bitch an she said i need a ride n u booted her out n told her ask sam for a ride.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

Yea they do actually! Come on out and peep from From Florin to Mack thats all you'll see!

COSIGNED

 

[SLOWPOKE]

you know you from the Bay if......
KNOW THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE...TWO
YOU GRABED A FAT BOOTY IN ALKATRAZ WHEN THEY LOCKED U UP
SOUR DOE BEAD IS THE CHIT AT THE WARF
MOVED FROM THE BAY CAUSE YOU MAKE MORE ELSEWHERE
OWN A CD FROM LATINO VELVET, THE CLICK AND HAD TOO $HORT TAPE SOMEWHERE?

SPELL SHORT WITH A DOLLAR SIGN...JUST GOT MYSELF ON THAT ONE HAHA

IF YOU GET OR GOT 80 EAST TO GET HOME

YOU USE A SUFIX WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT SUPOSE TO!!!!!!!
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SAID "FACTULTY" AND IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SCHOOL

LOVED 187 PURE OVER 187 PROOF.....YEAH YOU KNOW

HAD M.C. POOH AND HAMMER ON TAPE

REMEMBER WHAT THA FUCK A "PURPLE CHONGO" WAS

 

[HEAVYMETALGANGSTER]

IF YOU USE EITHER OR ALL THESE HIGHWAYS N FREE WAYS.....
1,101,280,580,880,80,92,DUMBARTON(FORGOT THIS ONE THINK 82)
OR IF U USE THESE BRIDGES SAN MATEO,GOLDEN GATE,BAY BRIDGE AN MANY OTHERS.

IF YOU EAT AT TACO TRUCKS

if you cruised castro valley blvd back in tha days

if u dance an your face looks like u smell sum piss

if you visited or been locked up in frisko county,san mateo county(redwood city),850 bryant,sq state prison, fuck it any jail,county or juvy or camp or state prison.

if sumone says pooh u think of the rapper not the cartoon

if they say seagram an u think of tha rapper while u drinkin it

 

[SLOWPOKE]

KNOW THAT THE BASH BROS WAS NOT A GAY MOVIE
DON'T CARE WHAT SONG IT IS BUT LIKE IT CAUSE COUGNUT WAS ON IT
HEARD 45 OR MORE TERMS USED FOR COMPALTION
{BLACK U LATION, ROMPUTLION....ETC.}
SAID " MET ME AT NUT TREE"
GOT AT LEASE 2 FREE CD'S OR TAPES AFTER TAKING IN A CONCERT AT SJ ARENA
PASSED OUT SOME FLYERS FOR A HOMIE THAT GOT A CD COMING OUT

 

[birtpine]

you know you from the Bay if......

you dubbed CMC on channel 26 when SWAY was the host. And think he acts like a little groupie now on MTV.

You bumped Hiero and the Legends way back in 97. (whatchu know about the underground?)

 

[Memphis2SacNigg]

damn im suprised no1 has mentioned this word, im not from the bay but if i ever heard some1 say it the first thing id ask is where they're from:

You must be from the bay is u say mayne!!

WTF, u can't be serious.

U must of neva been to da south, especially not Memphis.

 

[RelGunz]

if your face automaticaly go to mean mug mode when "dome cracka, wig splita/ all about my chedda/ square ass nigga/ hatin on a playa." comes on in the club

if you risked your life by going to a "BLACK SATURDAY" or "G SPOT"

get mad when non bay celebs use bay slang & sound stupid sayin it.

[No disrespect. R.I.P to the ones that did lose a a life......]

 

[Black Rhino]

If you remember the Wood Structures along 80 where it splits to go to the Bay Bridge.

IZ YOU TALKIN ABOUT THAT WOOD ART THAT USED TO SIT IN THE WATER... IF SO YOU ARE A FUCKIN O.G. CUZZ THAT IZ SOME O.G. BAY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Black Rhino]

NOW YOU KNOW YOU FROM THE BAY IF DID DOUGHNUTS IN YO' 68 COUGAR IN FRONT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM ON 3RD STREET IN S.F. BECAUSE YOU JUST LOST A BEAT BOX CONTEST TO GUCE BEFORE EITHER ONE OF WAS RAPPIN'!! STR8-BAY-SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Black Rhino]

YOU KNOW YOU FROM THE BAY IF YOU USED TO SELL HUBBAZ OFF A MOUNTAIN BIKE THAT YOU GOT FOR FREE FROM MATTHEW'S TOP OF THE HILL DAILY CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...IF YO DADDY USED TO SHOOT POOL WIT "FILMORE SLIM" AT POOL HALL IN FILMORE 73'

 

[b0ssplaya]

^ haha Real talk right there. THis is a classic thread - i got here late.
but u know your from the bay when you bought a Jt tha bigga figga cd, got mad cuz all the tracks were recycled, said u werent ever gonna buy another one and still did (and the trax were still recycled...
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[SAV'D OUTT]

THIS IS A CLASSIC THREAD....!!!

U KNOW YOU FROM THE BAY WHEN YOU WAITIN FOR A CD TO COME OUT AND IT GETS PUSHED BACK AND YOU DON'T REALLY TRIP

U KNOW YOU FROM THE BAY IF YOU TAKE THE BART TO THE A'S GAME

U KNOW U FROM THE BAY WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE E-40 IS SICK

U KNOW U FROM THE BAY IF U REMEMBER THE BRIDGE COLLAPSIN DURING THE WORLD SERIES

U KNOW U FROM THE BAY IF YOU PURCHASE JT COMP CD'S AND U NOTICE YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD EACH SONG ON THERE AND DON'T TRIP

U KNOW YOU FROM THE BAY WHEN YOU REMEBER SIDESHOWS AT EASTMONT MALL IN OAKLAND

U KNOW U FROM THA BAY WHEN YOU REMEBER ALL THE PROJECTS IN S.F BEFORE THEY TORE EM DOWN

 

[SAV'D OUTT]

U KNOW YOU FROM THA BAY WHEN MAC DRE IS ONE OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED RAP ARTIST

U KNOW YOU FROM THA BAY WHEN YOU GOT FAMILY THAT KNOW 5-6 BAY RAPPER IN THE EARLY 90'S FROM HIGH SCHOOL

U KNOW YOU FROM THE BAY WHEN YOU CAN RELATE TO EVERYTHING IN TREAL T.V

 

[SCOCIOUS]

AND IF YOUVE MURPHED SOMEONE

you from the bay if you ever gave a nigga a RIP
you from the bay if you ever got a nigga wit an OPEN CHEST

 

[DELUCA]

....if its tatted on your chest!

 

[MAC-11]

if ur riding D'Z AND V'Z

 

[nonfiCKtion]

You know you from you from the bay when you see a nigga in all Padres gear and you don't like him cause he not from your hood.

 

[Chinese Mike]

^ haha Real talk right there. THis is a classic thread - i got here late.
but u know your from the bay when you bought a Jt tha bigga figga cd, got mad cuz all the tracks were recycled, said u werent ever gonna buy another one and still did (and the trax were still recycled...
i

lol