you know you from the bay if??????????????
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You know you from the Bay if you bet someone $10 you could hold your breathe till Mateo on 101 North, where the sign says 4 miles but its like 100 feet later.
You were rooting for Lock and Mike the Menace to win MTV Battles 1 & 2
When youre out of state people tell you theyll pay you to bring weed from Cali
You dont know any gangs besides nortes ,surenos, bloods, or crips
You actually pronounce it SMYBA
Youve done one of the dances from treal tv
Youve seen over 20 fights in your life
You have to explain to out of staters what tongans, somoans, and polynesians are
You dont watch mtv or bet
You get mad as fuck when out of staters tell you to change your music in your car
The only good food you eat is mexican or philipino
At least 5 of your favorite rappers have died or gone to jail
Youve smoked a blunt with someone from here or raptalk
You were rooting for Lock and Mike the Menace to win MTV Battles 1 & 2
When youre out of state people tell you theyll pay you to bring weed from Cali
You dont know any gangs besides nortes ,surenos, bloods, or crips
You actually pronounce it SMYBA
Youve done one of the dances from treal tv
Youve seen over 20 fights in your life
You have to explain to out of staters what tongans, somoans, and polynesians are
You dont watch mtv or bet
You get mad as fuck when out of staters tell you to change your music in your car
The only good food you eat is mexican or philipino
At least 5 of your favorite rappers have died or gone to jail
Youve smoked a blunt with someone from here or raptalk
u know you from tha bay......
if you use to watch cmc back in the days only on fridays an late fridays nights to see the tightest bay videos when that chinese foo use to host or tha tongan homie.
if you refer to your vogue tires as mustard an mayo
if you use to watch flava 1
if you use to stay in the 415 b4 the area codes changed to 510,650 n so on
if you tore off your muffler to make your car sound louder
if you had bucket wit flows an the driver door was tied shut an u had to do a dukes of hazard to get in an out
if you still rollin a cutty on rally's
if the car u mobbin aint newer then 1979
if you had a grand national wit iroc rims
if you was bangin hard in 1980 - 2000
if you hella hella old skoo an cruised el camino from dc to san jose then hit up first street in san jo(u have to be atleast 49 or older for this one haha)
if you use to watch cmc back in the days only on fridays an late fridays nights to see the tightest bay videos when that chinese foo use to host or tha tongan homie.
if you refer to your vogue tires as mustard an mayo
if you use to watch flava 1
if you use to stay in the 415 b4 the area codes changed to 510,650 n so on
if you tore off your muffler to make your car sound louder
if you had bucket wit flows an the driver door was tied shut an u had to do a dukes of hazard to get in an out
if you still rollin a cutty on rally's
if the car u mobbin aint newer then 1979
if you had a grand national wit iroc rims
if you was bangin hard in 1980 - 2000
if you hella hella old skoo an cruised el camino from dc to san jose then hit up first street in san jo(u have to be atleast 49 or older for this one haha)
You know you from the bay if you been on the 38 or 14 Muni, you from frisco but never been on a cable car, you got a drop 5.0 with cobra rims, you've been to the street races by candlestick park, you always be wearing hella gear during the summer cause foggy, you always smoke swishers and you see swisher guts all throughout the bay...