EaSt OakLanD....LyyKEEe WhAaaAA!!!!!
You know yo' ass is from the bay if a you buy a pair of jordanz and throw em around your neck to show niggaz @ skoo the next day...NOBODY CAN FUCK WITH THE BAY EXCEPT CHINA'S ARMY...
If you tried to sell tourists Muni Transfers...
IF YOU NEVER PAID FOR MUNI IN YA DAMN LIFE..
If you chilled at Beep's burger joint to look at the college girls...
If you've been told to not lean on the glass at Back2Back...
you know you from da bay if you be at the mall and some local artist is tryna sell you his latest cd...
you know you from da bay if you if you wear baseball batting gloves (franklins) with your casual fits....
you know you from da bay if you know where 2200 fairmont is..
you know you from da bay if you see Tupac in an old music video and say that shit is just right around the corner from my house...
you know you from da bay when you leave the bay and talk our local slang somewhere else ppl say the shit you say twice... i.e. "hella, hella"
you know you from da bay if you be like "master P was tight" before he blew up...
you know you from da bay when you get all butt hurt when you see the bay culture being used and abused by the south and east coast...
you know you from da bay when you imitate the sound of a sicc ass old school you "WWAAAAAAHHHH" and tilt your head down and have your fist shaking slightly above your head...
you know you from da bay when you was pisst that there wasn't going to be a Battle of the Bay 2004 Giants vs A's
YOU KNOW WHAT A TONGAN IS.
YOU HAVE AN INDEPENTANT RECORD LABEL
YOU WHITE AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE MEXICAN
YOU SPEAK SPANGLISH
YOU GOT TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE BECAUSE YOUR BROKE AS FUCK
YOU WEAR LONG TEES
YOU MAKE UP NEW SLANGLAUGES
KNOW THAT THE BAY ASS SUM FINE ASS LATINAS
YOU REP WHERE EVER YOUR FROM TO THE FULLEST
YOU HAVE AN ALBUM COMING OUT NEXT MONTH
BEEN ON THE SICCNESS BOARD