you know you from SACRAMENTO if......

[High Caliber Ent.]

if you get heated when your people in sac around you have never heard of lynch, bo, or coleone and they busy talkin about the new jayz cd

if you ever had to go around the corner to uc davis to visit a homie

 

[Red Ryda 916]

FUCKER YOU BETTER SHARE WITH THE REST OF US...

I alwayz share mayne

 

[SiN]

You Know You From Sacramento If...
You see a guy get pulled out of his car and gang beat on top of your car at a stop light...
You been to that school by Chevy's near Howe to plug in a vaporizer, and then you end up chillin at chevy's the rest of the night...
You gotta drive your ass like 45 minutes to get to a damn party...
You been asked if you got any weed while on the light rail or waiting at University/65th...
You know at least ten cats you can call up when you need a sack...
Someone asks you whats tight about your city and all you can say is cheap weed and good fuckin rap!!!
oh and ya, i second that squeeze in shit, that place is still the best fuckin burger i ever get.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

if you know "dick cable" is a weatherman not a porn star

 

[SLOWPOKE]

thought about jacking off when you saw donna corvida on ch. 40 news
but never found the news to be erotic

 

[High Caliber Ent.]

if the bitch at ampm knows you faded when you walk up and she says you didnt give her enough money for yo shit even though you know she took it right out that bin and you cant do shit cuz she behind glass

 

[SLOWPOKE]

mad cause we don't have ch. 14!!!
but we got 13

 

[SLOWPOKE]

-Windestocks(SP??)

you mean slowpoke or...?

 

[SLOWPOKE]

know what a "pig bowel is"

 

[SLOWPOKE]

and watched it on the over pass....
or before you did wonber why people are standing on the over pass

 

[SLOWPOKE]

-If you met Tony "the tiger" Lopez

i met him at the pig bowel 89 hahahahaha

 

[Memphis2SacNigg]

If u rememba when Arden Mall had arcades back in day.

When u go buy a fit fa black family night at da State Fair.

If u eva hooped at da Robinson Center in da Heights.

When u rememba there was no cops really in Old Sac.

When u rememba when Florin Mall was tight.

When u rememba Country Club Lanes was da spot to go and kick it. Now they charge $5 afta 9pm.

If u eva swam at Rutter pool.

Stuntin' in yo ride on da strip of Arden Mall, bumpin' yo music, and sometimes security ridin' up on they bike tellin' u to turn it down. lol

 

[C-DUBB]

If u rememba when Arden Mall had arcades back in day.

When u go buy a fit fa black family night at da State Fair.

If u eva hooped at da Robinson Center in da Heights.

When u rememba there was no cops really in Old Sac.

When u rememba when Florin Mall was tight.

When u rememba Country Club Lanes was da spot to go and kick it. Now they charge $5 afta 9pm.

If u eva swam at Rutter pool.

Stuntin' in yo ride on da strip of Arden Mall, bumpin' yo music, and sometimes security ridin' up on they bike tellin' u to turn it down. lol

rutter pool...lol..yea i remember that shit

 

[Memphis2SacNigg]

Eva went to Cal Expo to holla at females on 4th of July, but wasn't payin' attention to da fieworks. lol

If u eva drove down Stockton Blvd. and u saw hoez tryin' to sell they pussy. LMAO

 

[CARLOS ROSSI]

You Know you from sac if.............

remeber when old sac had tha Time ZOne! oh boy I used to alwayz be in there!

when you go to Mexican day at the Fair and bang some Pisa's & $crapz

you trained for boxin at the Washington Neighborhood center or Capital Gym

you met Lareto Garza

you seen Willie Jorrin get K'd in the 1st round in his hometown! (Arco) LOL!!!!

you lost some folkz to the Gardonz & franklin Beef!

you got homeboyz from hell different sets!

when you go to a river cats game just to peel some hoes

you remember when Roys Market & Oak Park Market were Craccin every night!

you ever hooped at William Land or Tahoe Park

you hit up Hitworks studio and seen random rappers you knocc all day

seen H-wood @ Denio's

remember tha riot at South SIde Park on cinco de mayo

you hit up the ghetto shops every weekend for new white T's

you buy throwbacks out of someones trunk

you go to Hot August nights and see half your fam out there

you pull a notch from Folsom, rancho, roseville area but cant go see her cause its too damn far (come see a boss beezy!)

you got tha SK kings symbol tatted on you

you sported a mongolian at one time in your life

you see 6 yr old kids reppin tha ene

 

[YUNGGUN'NTONE]

RUTTER POOL!

IF YOU BEEN TO THA CAMELOT PARK OFF OF 99 BEFORE IT GOT SHUT DOWN!

IF YOU BOUGHT A CD FROM TOP TEN!

IF YOU BEEN TO THA ARCADE IN FLORIN MALL!

IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW YOUR HINDU ICE CREAM MAN!

IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW THA HINDU AT YOUR LIQUOR STORE!

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WITH A BIG BODY CHEV OR A SCRAPER!

IF YOU WONDER WHERE ALL THA CRIPS WENT!

 

[CARLOS ROSSI]

if you see a bucket on choppers

if you see a fat nigga wit a notch!

 

[Krazie-Deuce]

seen H-wood @ Denio's

^^ H wood used to always be up there,aint seen that nigga i9n madddd long tho.

 

[CARLOS ROSSI]

nah mayne i just seen that nigga a couple weekends ago! i bought that Dosia "waiting To Exhale" from him.....he always got hella hard to find shit! look for him cuzzo he be out there all tha time!

 

[YUNGGUN'NTONE]

^^^^^I WAS GONNA SAY THAT ONE