you know you from SACRAMENTO if......
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You Know you're from sac if.......
You been hemmed up in G Parkway by the Po's while trying 2 buy a Dub of greens
The Pigs ran U out of Old Sac on a saturday night because of "Gang Activity"
You've been pulled over on Franklin or Broadway for cruising, but you were only making a U turn
You've been spotted at 5 different sideshows in a 4 block radius
You got danked out & stopped by 49 cent hamburger stand on franklin and THEN went to Roma's
You had to go to Alex Padilla Bailbonds to get yo fam out of the clink
Been followed all over Florin Mall by a "Pocket Pig"
"Beat somethin" at the waterfront
Been put on "Gang File" cause the cops don't know U
You and your fam took over William Land for a family get together
Remember when the Sacramento Surge won the world bowl
You been 2 Sacramento 6 Drive In
You had a Sacramento Raiders hat (Still a Niners Fan tho!)
You saw 4 or more of your folks on "Crimewatch" on Channel 40
Been 2 the races on Younger Creek
Got Kicked out of K street for "Disturbing the Peace', even though all U were doing was talking with your homeboys
You were a king's fan when they couldn't win a game 2 save their fuckin lives! (And still are a kings fan)
You hate the L.A LICKERS
Damn I get kicked out of alot of places!!!LOL
You been hemmed up in G Parkway by the Po's while trying 2 buy a Dub of greens
The Pigs ran U out of Old Sac on a saturday night because of "Gang Activity"
You've been pulled over on Franklin or Broadway for cruising, but you were only making a U turn
You've been spotted at 5 different sideshows in a 4 block radius
You got danked out & stopped by 49 cent hamburger stand on franklin and THEN went to Roma's
You had to go to Alex Padilla Bailbonds to get yo fam out of the clink
Been followed all over Florin Mall by a "Pocket Pig"
"Beat somethin" at the waterfront
Been put on "Gang File" cause the cops don't know U
You and your fam took over William Land for a family get together
Remember when the Sacramento Surge won the world bowl
You been 2 Sacramento 6 Drive In
You had a Sacramento Raiders hat (Still a Niners Fan tho!)
You saw 4 or more of your folks on "Crimewatch" on Channel 40
Been 2 the races on Younger Creek
Got Kicked out of K street for "Disturbing the Peace', even though all U were doing was talking with your homeboys
You were a king's fan when they couldn't win a game 2 save their fuckin lives! (And still are a kings fan)
You hate the L.A LICKERS
Damn I get kicked out of alot of places!!!LOL
-If most of your toys came from the Folsom Flea market..(The plastic swords, ninja stars, guns ,ect.)
-When atleast 1 person you know swears they met x-raided.
-Squeeze In hamburgers on Fruitridge.
-J & R's on Florin.
-If you remember when the Calvine area was all fields.
-When half of the people you know have 916 or Sacra tatted on them.
-If you had altercations with Lakers fans.
-If you met Tony "the tiger" Lopez.
-When Windestocks(SP??) was still in FLorin mall, but you never bothered to go in the store.
All I can think of this minute.
-When atleast 1 person you know swears they met x-raided.
-Squeeze In hamburgers on Fruitridge.
-J & R's on Florin.
-If you remember when the Calvine area was all fields.
-When half of the people you know have 916 or Sacra tatted on them.
-If you had altercations with Lakers fans.
-If you met Tony "the tiger" Lopez.
-When Windestocks(SP??) was still in FLorin mall, but you never bothered to go in the store.
All I can think of this minute.
goin to carneceria 2000 on mack n center pkwy witta hangover buying some carnitas n tortillas,
you aint from south sac if you havent been to the ampm to buy last minute beer
you aint from south sac if you never hit up jack n the box on the late night
you aint from south sac if you never stayed at the motel 6
you aint from south sac if you havent been to the ampm to buy last minute beer
you aint from south sac if you never hit up jack n the box on the late night
you aint from south sac if you never stayed at the motel 6
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I'M THE SLOWEST MEMEBER IN ALL OF THE SICCNESS"
AND I'M TOO QUICK FOR U?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
TAKE A PEAK....
CAN SOMEONE RECORED THAT CHIT FOR ME? I WANNA CHOPP AND SKREW IT
AND FED EX ME A MED PIZZA FROM ROMAS
AND WE DON;T HAVE CARL'S JR UP HERE IN SKREWATTLE, SO I NEED A FUCKIN STAR BURGER...WITH THEM FRIES THAT LOOK LIKE CHEX AND RANCH DRESSING
AND A PIC FROM CITY LIMITS WOULD BE NICE...
NEXT TIME I'M IN TOWN..YA'LL COME SEE ME AT LAF'S UNLIMITED OR SOMETHING
I'M THE SLOWEST MEMEBER IN ALL OF THE SICCNESS"
AND I'M TOO QUICK FOR U?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
TAKE A PEAK....
CAN SOMEONE RECORED THAT CHIT FOR ME? I WANNA CHOPP AND SKREW IT
AND FED EX ME A MED PIZZA FROM ROMAS
AND WE DON;T HAVE CARL'S JR UP HERE IN SKREWATTLE, SO I NEED A FUCKIN STAR BURGER...WITH THEM FRIES THAT LOOK LIKE CHEX AND RANCH DRESSING
AND A PIC FROM CITY LIMITS WOULD BE NICE...
NEXT TIME I'M IN TOWN..YA'LL COME SEE ME AT LAF'S UNLIMITED OR SOMETHING