You ever jack off and....

[Ez-Roo]

Your dirty sinful hands are moving about from mouse to keyboard from tube 8 to PornoHub to jizzhutt or wherever ect and you get cleaned up. Short time later friend or forbid mother/family comes over and wants to check their e-mail or some shit...

In your mind are you like ... should i tell them to get out of the freak nasty zone? I dont care if my girl uses it unwashed but....

lol I use Clorox wipes on my cpu now after forearm workout... I can't do my ppl like that lol but I look at all friends CPU's suspect as if they have ball grease on mouse ect lol fuck that I can wait to check my email...

lol what would be fucked up is if my mom thinks the same thing when i go to her house! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[ant_johnson_16]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

ROTF...


WTF this ain't the sock pussy appreciation sign in sheet... LMAO

 

[SouthernComfort]

 

[Simpaticone1]

I KNEW A GUY WHO SOLD SOCKS AS POCKET PUSSY'S @ THE BOYS RANCH IN SANTA TERESA HILLS - MADE A KILLING TOO.

 

[jake921660]

left hand for keyboard and mouse
right hand on my dick
no cleaning necessary

 

[MEXCOM]

I'm old enough not to have to worry about my parents using my computer. Plus, I make enough money to own my own computer.

 

[Ez-Roo]

I'm old enough not to have to worry about my parents using my computer. Plus, I make enough money to own my own computer.

As am I and own a home much less a CPU, None the less I am close enough to my family & friends to have a house full of ppl who sometimes ask to use cpu.

 

[savdout916]

first i was like LOL


















































but then i was like WTF?

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol @ "Your dirty sinful hands"

 

[SteadyMobbin]

even when you clear your history you still feal guilty.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I hate when people wanna use my LABtop... people say "hey, can I use your computer?"

I'm like "hold on... I gotta do something real quick"

*clearing all my history*

 

[Ez-Roo]

even when you clear your history you still feal guilty.

lmao

 

[fillyacup]

lol. same thing as after jacking one you think what if my dead grandpa seen me?


igodummy

 

[FDS]

i just cum all over the screen so they can't see my screen and they think its broken.

 

[FDS]

whats funnier is when folks use my computer and i forget to delete my browsing history and they log on my craigslist and see that i've looked at all the hooker ads lol.

or they google search and they can see my pasts searches and see shit like

"fat booty latina"
"fine latinas"
"white girl fat booty"
"big nipples hairy puss"
"huge areolas"
"BBW latinas"

 

[savdout916]

i just cum all over the screen so they can't see my screen and they think its broken.

........

 

[fillyacup]

i just cum all over the screen so they can't see my screen and they think its broken.

i read that with an evil dave chappelle laugh after

 

[kingsix18]

whats funnier is when folks use my computer and i forget to delete my browsing history and they log on my craigslist and see that i've looked at all the hooker ads lol.

or they google search and they can see my pasts searches and see shit like

"fat booty latina"
"fine latinas"
"white girl fat booty"
"big nipples hairy puss"
"huge areolas"
"BBW latinas"

Hahaha that's why I use Google Chrome for my fun stuff (porn, siccness) and I use Internet Explorer whenever I use my comp around someone else. I hate when my girl wants to use my computer and she asks why I never wanna let her use it. I say I just don't like other people touching my stuff lol.

 

[FDS]

^^ lmao thats exactly what i say.

one day she caught me slippin or eros-guide. ahahahaha i was like.... "fuckin spam" hahha