YO MAMA!!!

[Fridge]

cant believe know has used this one yet

Yo mama so fat , u gotta slap her on the thigh an ride the wave in

That's more of a real life tactic than a joke... I bet you hella people on here bang fat bitches.

 

[TONY206]

*COUGHJAEREEKAYCOUGH*

 

[poet]

Um...moma jokes.

Yo mama got so many stretch marks, she gotta screw er underwear on.

Yo mama got three teeth: one in er mouth and two in er pocket.

Yo mama so big, I walked around er and got lost.


Yo mama’s so big, I slipped, fell in, walked around and met a guy looking for his keys in the dark; said if I’d help him find them, we could drive his truck out.




Yuk-yuk


peace.

kabol

 

[Mr. D-Sane]

*COUGHJAEREEKAYCOUGH*

LMAO!!!!!


Yo mama is soooooooo loose........her pussy came with a diving board!!

Yo mama is soooooooo loose......they call her "computer" because she's everybody's LAPTOP!

 

[Dak iller]

^^lol those gotta be the wackest yo mama jokes I ever seen in my life, I mean waaaack waaaaaaack.

 

[BLAZE]

Got 1 about some peoples daddys

Q.What's the difference between a nigga and a table?
A. A table can support a family of four.

Q. What's the difference between blackman and Batman?
A. Batman go out at night without robbing.



Am I joking?

 

[Mr. Samos]

Yo momma got 1 leg and the bitch work at I-HOP.

Hahaha