Mo-X is so fat, he cant even see his own DICK!
D-Sane is so old, he drove a chariot to high school!
E'Fect is so ugly, he look like he ran the 100 yard dash in a 90yard gym!
NuttKase is so stupid,if you gave him a penny for intelligence, you'd get back change!
Jae Reekay is so poor, in the summer he waves a popsicle around and calls it air conditioning!