YO MAMA!!!

[TriFlen Locc]

Yo momma so BLACK she got kicked out of WhiteCenter.

 

[EvilWayz]

yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and left 4 quarterz.........

yo mama so skin so ashy it lookz like she pounding bagz of flour....

yo mama got one legg shorter than the other, we call her "Hip-Hop".....

 

[RED HEAD STEVE]

THIS THREAD IS HEAT.YALL GOT ME LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF OVER HERE.


YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE IRONS HER CLOTHES IN THE DRIVEWAY.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO HANDGLIDE OUT THE WINDOW WITH A DORITO.

YO MOMMA GOT A TOILET ON HER BACK AND TALKS ABOUT SHE DONT TAKE NO SHIT.

YO MOMMA GOT NO LEGS AND TALKS ABOUT KICKIN IT.

YO MOMMA GOT A NIKE TAG IN HER WIG AND CALLS HERSELF HAIR JORDAN.

YO MAMMA IS SO FAT I RAN OUT OF GAS TRYING TO DRIVE AROUND HER.

 

[SYKO]

ya mamma got no fingers...and the bitch told me she tryin out for the POINTER sisters....

 

[TriFlen Locc]

Yo momma got 1 leg and the bitch work at I-HOP.

 

[Mr. D-Sane]

Yo mama is so fat......she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

 

[Fridge]

Yo mama so nasty, I said it was never ending shrimp at Red Lobster, she offered me all you can eat crabs at the Red Wing Cafe.

 

[JoMoDo]

yo mama's so fat she's gotta use pillow cases' for socks

 

[jay deuce]

Yo mama is so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

 

[Fridge]

Yo mama so fat, she gotta go to the Car Wash to get waxed... OH!!!

 

[View 1]

Your mama's like a blowing ball, she get's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and the bitch still comes back for more.

Your mama's so ugly even her dildo get's limb.

Your moms, so fat she took a 3 hour shower and was still only half wet.

 

[Fridge]

Yo mama so desensitized, she watches extremely graphic pornography and has no mood altering response to it.

 

[KALYN]

Yo mama so fat, she gotta go to the Car Wash to get waxed... OH!!!

HAA!!

 

[Mr. D-Sane]

Oldie but goodie......

Your mama is soooo poor.....I seen her kickin' a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doin' she said "moving." lol!

 

[Fridge]

Yo mama so slutty, I asked her to toss some salad and she replied "Syrup or Jelly?"

 

[JoMoDo]

Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula-hoop for a belt

 

[Juice]

Yo mama is so ugly....rice crispies wouldn't even talk to her.

 

[Juice]

Yo mama is so ugly...if she sticks her face in cookie dough she'll make cookie monsters.

 

[Juice]

Yo mama is so fat....she has to use 2 shoppin carts for roller skates.

Yo mama is so ugly...when she was born the doctor's slapped her in the face by mistake.

Yo mama is so old…she farts dust.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten….it looks like she’s chewin on dice.

 

[ridinwitdabump]

cant believe know has used this one yet

Yo mama so fat , u gotta slap her on the thigh an ride the wave in