YO MAMA!!!

[Mr. D-Sane]

Fuck it.......we need a break from all the bullshit. Who got mama jokes??!?!?

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

[Midwest Freak]

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

 

[Fridge]

Yo Mamma so ugly, you won't look her in the face when you fuck her.

 

[Dak iller]

Your mom is so fat, even Billy the fridge wouldnt fuck her........

 

[Fridge]

Yo Mamma so nasty, that I'd make Dak Dougy hit it first to clean the pipes out before I fucked her.

 

[Dak iller]

^^^ LOL BOOOOOOOOO you can come with something better then that

 

[I AM]

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

yo momas titties is so fuckin hairy, look like she got buckwheat in a headlock

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

yo moma is fat, and stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl for fuck sake!

 

[Dak iller]

this is my all time favorite yo mama joke......


Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. lol gotta love that one

 

[KALYN]

Yo Momma sooo ugly when she sit in the sandbox the cats try to bury her.

Yo Momma sooo ugly even blind men refuse to ... umm.. 'date' her.

 

[mo-x]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA#$(*#$ That's fuckin hilarious!

 

[Mr. D-Sane]

Ya'll need to quit hitttin' Google for your jokes.....lamers!

Yo mama so fat.......she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters!

 

[mo-x]

Yo mama so fat when she wears her malcom X t-shirt helicopters try and land on her!

 

[ridinwitdabump]

your mama so stupid she went to the movies an seen under 17 not admitted so she went back an got 16 of her friends

 

[regg]

yo mama armpits are so hairy looks like she has Don King in a headlock.

yo mama iz so stupid she got fired from tha M&M factory for picking out tha W's.

yo mama iz so fat tha back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

 

[Fridge]

Yo mama so fat last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat she ate 'all you can eat' and they where like 'Bitch, that's all you can eat!'.

 

[savage]

yo mama got one arm and swims in circles

yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish

yo mama so stupid she tryed throwin a bird off a cliff

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

[Mr. D-Sane]

Yo mama got 1 leg and a kick stand!

Yo mama got 3 titties.....1 for milk, 1 for water and 1 out of order!

Yo mama so stupid......I seen her in the kitchen beatin' on Mrs. Butterworth sayin' "speak bitch, speak!"

 

[EvadE]

Yo mama so fat when she wears her malcom X t-shirt helicopters try and land on her!

Muaaahhhhaa!!..lol..