people that stare are fuckin creepy....its like that feeling when you wake up and a female is just sitting there staring at you...like WTF?
WHISTLERS
this one muthafucka whistles the damn theme to Sanford and son everyday..of all song to whistle you chose Sanford and Son?
LETS HANG OUT CAUSE WE'RE EXACTLY ALIKE
He's also one of those "lets be best friends" type coworkers...hes invited me to hang out as his house like 10 times, and he lives like 50 miles away hahahaha...i always tell him "sure, if Im out that way I'll stop by" ...Im never out that way and never will be. I think when he asked me what my mom wanted for mothers day that really proved how off he is....mind you it was a nice gesture, but he bought my mama a gift....i never talked about my mama, never mentioned her, he's never met her,..i mean..thats nice and all but who the fuck does that? weirdo
He dated a black girl once and now he's gone from being "Syrian" to "Straight outta South Central"..he spends his time trying to convince me he how much of a "down brotha" he is and how "the man" is holding him back and how he "keeps it real"...i had to check him about him comin around say "whats up my nigga"...this dude is squarer than a pizza box, but listens to rap and always tries to start convos about rap.....his rap history knowledge is pitiful, I'd be like "yeah i remember when GLP was the shit" he be like " yeah they really did it big for the south, its too bad JT went to prison" or some off the wall ass comment.
POISONERS
the guy that complains about having to do his job.....acting like we're picking rice in thailand for 12 cents a day, everything is sooooo horrible. he poisons the office with his bitter attitude and tried to rally troops for a movement to change the entire company...which always fails because his ideas are so out of place. They are the type that always say they are going to go to the labor board, always says their checks are wrong, always blaming things on the customers, and they offer no solutions they just mention problems....15 minutes into their shift they are huffing and puffin and slamming drawers.
They feel they deserve 10 cigarette breaks a day, and should be allowed to come to work 15 minutes late everyday v(because its NEVER their fault) One guy tried to sue our company and demand 1 years salary for all the stress they put him through and for always harrassing him...What did they do to harrass him...? He was written up for attendance and dress code (that I GOT THAT SNOW FOR THE LOW tshirt isnt appropariate on a tuesday) and then pulled the race card...(he's black, so is our boss)
BURNED OUT COUGAR
Theres this 50 year old broad thats feels the need to come to my desk and tell me about her swinger sex life,shes hideous and looks like she used to get trains ran on her in a van after Black Sabbath concerts. She stands behind me and rubs her saggy tits on my head like its on accident, she the touchy feely type....it would take a liter of 151 and 4 shots of strychnine to get me to crawl into that dried up crevice...imagine joan rivers trying to molest you..
YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP ( in chun li's voice)
and then there the overly talkative ones..they always talk loud...and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG, you could make the mistake of saying hello and get trapped listening to a 8 minute rant about the cost of cat litter,and a bunch of other non related bullshit...all i said was hello, i didnt ask you for a life update....just say hello and keep walking. Instead ..what happens?
ME: Hi
HER: Hi how are u
ME: Fine
HER: oh my god your not going to believe what happened, i just remembered that I was suppose to change my cat litter before i left, but i forgot to go to the store and buy more, and i dont like going to that store cause the jacked up the prices, and cat litter is so expensive, but i have cats and i have to buy it, and my cat is soooo cute, she black with yellow spots and she has an attitude, so I was making breakfast and then i remembered that i didnt have any milk, i iike milk, especially the milk at trader joe's, which remind me...ive supposed to call my friend joe, Joe like cats too, we went to highschool together but that was when i lived in LA, but i moved her cause my cat needed surgery, but that was after my grandma died..im gonna make more coffee, do you want some?"
