What do your coworker(s) do that pisses you off?
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Hard boiled eggs are fucking NASTY, any way you cut it! Those fucking things smell like someone farted!!!
Here breh, you are gonna need one of these:
Dawgg, my lady comes home on the daily & tells me how many times & how many chicks are fucking CRYING, in her office.
CRYING? ....AT WORK!? Come the fuck on! I swear she has been there 2 years, & in her 2 years there, I have heard of more people crying at work, than I have ever seen in my entire career.
It is fucking retarded.
Here breh, you are gonna need one of these:
Dawgg, my lady comes home on the daily & tells me how many times & how many chicks are fucking CRYING, in her office.
CRYING? ....AT WORK!? Come the fuck on! I swear she has been there 2 years, & in her 2 years there, I have heard of more people crying at work, than I have ever seen in my entire career.
It is fucking retarded.
i work with a guy that says sorry at least 200 times a day. fuckin guy apologizes when i ask him if he did something, dude apologizes for apologizing so much. FUUUUCKING ANNOYING.
and when he's not saying sorry, he's hating on shit. Like why would you constantly just talk shit about the way people do things, or what they do with themselves. who the fuck cares?! that's why they call it their life, so they can deal with it. and why do u care what fuckin people on faceboook have to say? who the FUCK CARES?!
and when he's not saying sorry, he's hating on shit. Like why would you constantly just talk shit about the way people do things, or what they do with themselves. who the fuck cares?! that's why they call it their life, so they can deal with it. and why do u care what fuckin people on faceboook have to say? who the FUCK CARES?!
I lay brick mayne & I hate the type of labors who complain its like if shits that bad get another fucking job sissy, but besides the cry baby shit my jobs str8 i work for my dads mason company brick, block, etc.. But right now im working for another guy while we are waiting on the apartments to get ready
yeah that shit trips me out....Id go over an asian broad house and her mom would be yelling at me....im thinking i fucked up and didn take off my shoes or something...i mean she's was muggin me and yellin at me and Im just standing there like "WHAT DID I DO?"
homegirl tells me "she wants to know if your hungry"
i didnt understand a word and she sounded like Ken from SFII when he was doing the spinning kick...
i though i was gonna have to Hadouken a bitch....but it was cool
Im guilty of being the "giggler" while browsing this site...they must thinks im lightweight insane
My office smells like a wet camel with a festering yeast infection... because Helga the Walrus has decided to make her lunch. This woman eats with her hands, i have never seen her use any silverware, and everything she eat is usually soupy it seems, cause she sits there and slurps more than a packed japanese noodle house..Imagine trying to eat refried beans with your bare hands, no tortilla...no spoon, just shoveling that shit into your mouth with a huge sluuuuurp like you were trying to get the very last sip of a soda from mcdonalds, you know that annoying ass sounds that tells you..."its all gone buddy" imagine hearing that for 23 minutes straight, we need grief counselors here.
..Son after tellin us how she felt suicidal this morning, she began her prayers...Now Im all for religion and finding a higher power, but if she doesnt stop chanting at work Im going to send her to meet her higher power.
On the slow days i look out the window and remind myself it could always be worse...I could be like Chris Wright. So Im sitting here listening to the call she is on...and for the sake of mankind
WHO THE FUCK EATS SUNFLOWER SEEDS WHILE ON THE PHONE AND TALKING TO A CLIENT?
My office smells like a wet camel with a festering yeast infection... because Helga the Walrus has decided to make her lunch. This woman eats with her hands, i have never seen her use any silverware, and everything she eat is usually soupy it seems, cause she sits there and slurps more than a packed japanese noodle house..Imagine trying to eat refried beans with your bare hands, no tortilla...no spoon, just shoveling that shit into your mouth with a huge sluuuuurp like you were trying to get the very last sip of a soda from mcdonalds, you know that annoying ass sounds that tells you..."its all gone buddy" imagine hearing that for 23 minutes straight, we need grief counselors here.
..Son after tellin us how she felt suicidal this morning, she began her prayers...Now Im all for religion and finding a higher power, but if she doesnt stop chanting at work Im going to send her to meet her higher power.
On the slow days i look out the window and remind myself it could always be worse...I could be like Chris Wright. So Im sitting here listening to the call she is on...and for the sake of mankind
WHO THE FUCK EATS SUNFLOWER SEEDS WHILE ON THE PHONE AND TALKING TO A CLIENT?
Not just at work but my girl gets pissed off too. She thinks the nudes posted here are by the actual girls, and I'm talking to them on this forum. She's convinced that's what it is, I'm going to treat you like shit for the rest of the night, super jealous, etc. type attitude.
I should have attached images or sigs blocked, but then it's like why even come here...
I should have attached images or sigs blocked, but then it's like why even come here...
I'm not sure if the sicc is blocked at my job, and I haven't even tried to find out. If I go on the sicc at work, I'll just use tapatalk on my phone... not even worth it. honestly, I'm usually pretty busy, and don't have time to browse the internet, but if I do I might read the news, ESPN, yahoo sports, etc
at my old job the siccness wasn't blocked, and my desk was located in a perfect location. I was backed up against the wall, and nobody gave a shit about what I did. the only time people would come by my desk is to grab shit off the printer, which was located right behind my desk. so as soon as I hear the printer, minimize the siccness, and open MS Excel and Outlook, and pretend to look like I was concentrating. one time a lady walked up while I was on the sicc and some tiddies were on the screen. I don't think she saw the tiddies, because I was able to scroll down quick enough, but I looked hella guilty and emabarassed. she said "what are you looking at" I just said "ummm... nothing" that was the easiest job ever. I make $10 more an hour now though... so I'm not mad
at my old job the siccness wasn't blocked, and my desk was located in a perfect location. I was backed up against the wall, and nobody gave a shit about what I did. the only time people would come by my desk is to grab shit off the printer, which was located right behind my desk. so as soon as I hear the printer, minimize the siccness, and open MS Excel and Outlook, and pretend to look like I was concentrating. one time a lady walked up while I was on the sicc and some tiddies were on the screen. I don't think she saw the tiddies, because I was able to scroll down quick enough, but I looked hella guilty and emabarassed. she said "what are you looking at" I just said "ummm... nothing" that was the easiest job ever. I make $10 more an hour now though... so I'm not mad
how about the people that talk to themselves?
or the ones that always want you to hang out with them after work....but you know damn well it would just be awkward?
How about the SHEEP...this are those first year assholes who are still living in the cloud of smoke that the company they work for actually gives a shit about them...they have that "LETS GO GET EM" attitude, takes their job WAY too seriously and are way too energetic. These are the idiots that make your company meetings last 3 hours instead of one, because they have all these dreams and ideas to make us all work harder...They always try and start dumb office functions like Hawaiian shirt day or Silly hat day, they send you pictures of their kids and advertise their garage sales to the whole company email list....and their cubicle has 157 decorative items, 200 pictures, a shrine, a fountain, and 14 plants, 12 comics she clipped, and a framed sign that says" I VOTED DUKAKIS "
or the ones that always want you to hang out with them after work....but you know damn well it would just be awkward?
How about the SHEEP...this are those first year assholes who are still living in the cloud of smoke that the company they work for actually gives a shit about them...they have that "LETS GO GET EM" attitude, takes their job WAY too seriously and are way too energetic. These are the idiots that make your company meetings last 3 hours instead of one, because they have all these dreams and ideas to make us all work harder...They always try and start dumb office functions like Hawaiian shirt day or Silly hat day, they send you pictures of their kids and advertise their garage sales to the whole company email list....and their cubicle has 157 decorative items, 200 pictures, a shrine, a fountain, and 14 plants, 12 comics she clipped, and a framed sign that says" I VOTED DUKAKIS "