You know the hardest part of being a U.F.C. fan?
Telling your parents your gay. Boxing over that MMA shit. Stand up and chuck em like a man. Don't roll around on the floor with another man doing something called "ground and pound". I might just be a old motherfucker set in his ways but U.F.C. always seems like some 90's baby's gay shit to me. If you wanna kick and shit do kick boxing. If you wanna roll around on the ground with another man hugging and groping each other U.F.C. is for you.
90's baby shit- maybe that applies for newcomers but quite a few of us have been watching it from the 90's.
Roll around on the ground=gay, Do you know anything about BJJ, let someone that does school you up real quick, make you pass out or tap because the pain of a bone about to crack.
Ground and pound yes it is when you can get someone on the ground and continually pound on them-Kind of the same thing people try to do in the majority of street fights.
Too old, oh how old are you guy?
I thought your kind were almost gone.