The Official "THIS IS HOW I EAT" Thread...

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i thought when u slaughter animals you leave their heart in tact, then slit open their main arteries and it uses their own heart plus gravity to pump all that blood out as fast as possible
that's the way my uncle does it. i watched him once. he slaughtered a goat.

what he did was tie him up. he didn't even slit the throat but stabbed it from under his vocal cords and cut "OUT" then all the blood drained into a bowl.

it was one of the saddest things i seen cause part of the eye was still open and it could still make some noises.

all the blood congeeled like pudding after a few minutes. wont' be watching that again!
 

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for the people who make mashed potatoes

how in the hell do you stop them from tasting like cardboard, and how do you keep it cream smooth without becoming soup?

i need a good recipe cuz i love potatoes but i only fucks with hashbrowns and fries usually
 
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for the people who make mashed potatoes

how in the hell do you stop them from tasting like cardboard, and how do you keep it cream smooth without becoming soup?

i need a good recipe cuz i love potatoes but i only fucks with hashbrowns and fries usually
KEEP EM SMOOTH N CREAMY WITH "EVAPORATED MILK" HOW MUCH YOU USE DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH POTATOES.. JUST ADD SOME MIX IT IF MORE NEEDE ADD IT GOTTA EYEBALL THAT ONE.. THEN SALT, PEPPER, N BUTTER TO YOUR TASTE LIKINGS, TASTE AND ADD AS NEEDED.. BUT REMEMBER THE TRICK IS IN THE EVAPORATED MILK.. YOU CAN USE CARNATION OR STORE BRAND IT DOESNT MATTER. WHEN IT GETS SOUPY, MORE THAN LIKELY THEY DIDNT STRAIN OUT ALL THE WATER..